Coffeeneuring 2025: You’re Only 15 Once

Coffeeneuring is a Fall challenge to keep us riding our bikes as the days get shorter and the temperatures drop. We tackle this by biking 7 times to at least 6 different coffee shops (or other places to drink coffee, or a coffee-type beverage) over the course of 7 weeks or so. The detailed rules get adjusted from year to year, but can be found at the blog hosted by our Coffeeneur-in-Chief. This year we are celebrating 15 years of the coffeeneuring challenge (just 10 years for yours truly). What follows is my official documentation, or Control Card.

Each year the Challenge embraces a theme. This year’s theme is a nod to the 15th year: “You’re Only 15 Once”. One of the joys of the coffeeneuring community is seeing how different participants will interpret or express the theme in different ways. An optional feature is to develop a theme within the theme (visiting a particular category of establishment, trying a favorite food or beverage at each coffee shop, meeting up with friends, exploring different parks or trails, etc.). I started out this year deciding my theme would be seeking out coffee shops that are beautiful. This was inspired by an Instagram post that named a list of beautiful places to drink coffee in Los Angeles, or something like that. Along the way, however, it occurred to me that I just might be able to get in 15 coffee rides during the dates of the challenge, so why not make that part of the “You’re Only 15 Once” theme?

What follows is my report. While it is only necessary to keep track of the beverage, location, and mileage, I also like to include in my report which bike I rode and which Bloomers I wore, in addition to a few notes on what stood out about that experience, and who joined me for this one (my “C+1”).

Beverage: Pumpkin Mocha (+ chocolate croissant)

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Groovy Tie Dye

C+1: Jennifer

Beauty: Patio seating area features lots of plants & books

Miles: 11.3

Opening day of the challenge began with a visit to Cafe Nido, which was featured on the Instagram list of most beautiful coffee shops in LA. My friend Jennifer agreed to join me for the experience. We were both planning to attend an event in East Hollywood that day, and Cafe Nido would be on the way. We rolled our bikes into the pretty patio area that is filled with lots of plants and books. I had a pumpkin mocha (delicious) and a chocolate croissant, while Jennifer had the most impressive yogurt cup I’ve ever seen. The patio area is indeed gorgeous and inviting. From there we rode on to nearby Barnsdall Park for the unveiling of a new bike lane cleaner dubbed Sweeping Beauty. In attendance, and honored for having supported this project, was L.A. City Councilmember Hugo Martinez, who has also been a strong supporter of the Hollywood Blvd bike lanes. Since we got to the park at little early, we had time to ride up the hill to take in the views and appreciate the beautiful Hollyhock House, a Frank Lloyd Wright gem that was his first Los Angeles commission and the highlight of Barnsdall Art Park.

Beverage: NOLA Shakerato (latte shaken over ice with vanilla)

Bike: Brompton

Bloomers: Party Pants

C+1: Joni, Lynn, Jennifer + several thousand Angelenos

Beauty: Car-free streets

Miles: 22.8

The very next day was another one of L.A.’s iconic open streets events: CicLAvia. Two of my favorite things, CicLAvia and Coffeeneuring are both celebrating 15 years! What an auspicious kickoff weekend for the coffeeneuring season. I celebrated by wearing my Party Pants Bloomers with the tee shirt I have from the very first CicLAvia held on 10/10/10. CicLAvia always means running into my bike friends, and today we got to celebrate a birthday for Lynn. Today’s CicLAvia route (they change to different parts of the city and different routes each time) honored the route of the first CicLAvia, in what is referred to as the Heart of LA route, which centers on downtown, with legs extending out to MacArthur Park to the west, Chinatown to the north, and Boyle Heights to the East.

I hopped on the course at MacArthur Park and quite soon saw a large group of folks on Bromptons. I realized this must be the organized Brompton group that often rides together at CicLAvia events. I don’t always ride my Brompton for these events, but this time I did. I spotted my Brompton-owning friend Joni and she encouraged me to partake of the provided coffee and pastries, but it looked like the good stuff had already been taken. I did ride with the group into downtown where we participated in a group photo on the 6th Street Bridge. It was an impressively large group. One Brompton was drawing a lot of attention, the specially outfitted one ridden by Eric Cedeño, also known as the Bicycle Nomad. He is a fun one to follow on Instagram.

From there, we rode on into Boyle Heights and then doubled back through downtown and joined the CicLAvia “Street Stars” (what they call their monthly donors) for a special celebratory lunch in the courtyard of the CalTrans building. The building has a small museum space off the courtyard that was displaying memoribilia from the 15 year history of CicLAvia events. It’s always fun to hang with bike friends at the Street Stars lunches, but it was especially sweet this time to meet the newest BikieGirl, the baby daughter of one of the most elegant cyclists I know, Serena Liu, a transportation planner with CalTrans. It was also cool to see the cargo bike set up her husband had created for carrying their baby.

After lunch, we followed the Chinatown leg of the route. There we stopped at a bakery to pick out cake to celebrate Lynn’s birthday. And because I was wanting to visit Zinc Cafe and the Arts District (it was on the Instagram list of beautiful coffee places AND it was very close to the CicLAvia route), we had planned to meet (Joni, Jennifer, Lynn and me) there. Along the way, I rode alongside Carolin Kewer, the creative force behind the legendary Art Crash rides that used to happen from time to time in the pre-COVID era. She is one of my favorite examples of a woman who knows how to ride in style!

Unfortunately, Zinc did not appear to be a place where we could bring in our own cake, so we opted instead for the nearby Blue Bottle Coffee, which has a bench along the sidewalk out front. I had to try their intriguing NOLA Shakerato (a latte shaken over ice with vanilla), and we had us a beautiful time enjoying our beverages and Lynn’s birthday cake right there. I will have to save Zinc for another day.

Beverage: Iced Honey Lavender Latte (+ almond croissant)

Bike: Infinito

Bloomers: Hot Pink Zebra

C+1: Spirit of Coffeeneuring (as in alone, but not lonely)

Beauty: Old-timey arcade + scenic route

Miles: 37

Another find from that Instagram post I’d seen listing beautiful coffee shops was Float, located in the Burlington Arcade in Pasadena. That one called to me. I love biking to Pasadena, as there are some beautiful streets to bike on out that way, and I had a hankering for a longer ride that day. And to stop in an old-timey looking coffee shop in an old-timey looking arcade? How is it I’d never heard of this place before? So off I went, and not in the most direct route, no. I embraced the opportunity to plan my route by first hopping on the L.A. River bike path so I could cross the “witch’s finger” bridge, more properly known as the North Atwater Bridge or the La Kretz Crossing, and then taking what I think of as the reverse Chevy Chase route. You see, Chevy Chase Drive winds through the hills between the Rose Bowl and Glendale. I had ridden that route multiple times going west from Pasadena to Glendale and found it quite enjoyable. But one day, we rode it from Glendale to Pasadena and discovered some beauty we had rolled through to quickly when going downhill on the Glendale side. I wanted to ride it going east again and savor that scenery.

My favorite delight that surprised me the first time I rode Chevy Chase in the reverse direction was the Derby House, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, Jr., built in 1926. After admiring the Derby House once again, I noticed another delight across the way. An elaborately decorated yard was ready for Halloween, even offering a “Cats and Bats Haunt” spook show beginning October 24th, with a marquee advertising “Ghoul and the Gang”, “The Rabones”, and “Cheap Trick or Treat”. From there, I wound my way up the pretty road to pass by the Wild Oak Cafe (an excellent coffeeneuring stop, but not on my agenda today).

After a little more climbing, I enjoyed the descent down Linda Vista followed by rolling past the Rose Bowl, and then heading over one of the stately historic bridges over the Arroyo Seco. If you’ve never biked through Pasadena, add that to your bike-it list. Beautiful bridges, gorgeous homes, wide, tree-lined streets make for a real treat.

I made my way to the Burlington Arcade, and rolled my bike right on in. There was a long line of folks, but I was relieved to see that they were waiting to enter a different establishment in the arcade. I leaned my bike against the wall in front of Float and just locked the bike wheel to the frame, which seemed sufficient given I was never far from the bike or unable to keep it in view. Float seemed like more of an ice cream place, or as the name suggests, an ice cream float place. But I was on a coffee mission, so I ordered an iced lavendar latte and an almond croissant. The latter was quite good; the former was okay.

For the return trip, I took the devastatingly scenic Arroyo Parkway to the Arroyo Seco bike path. From there, I took Pasadena Avenue to Broadway, which passes by Elysian Park and into downtown Los Angeles, via Chinatown. This made for a nice loop. Most of all, it was a gorgeous ride on a lovely day to a beautiful place to enjoy a coffee drink. I would do it all again.

Beverage: Qamaria Latte (+ Zaatar Fatayer)

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Groovy Tie Dye

C+1: Women on Bikes Culver City

Beauty: High Ceiling, upper seating area

Miles: 14

This was a social ride organized by Women on Bikes Culver City, one of their twice-monthly group rides to a coffee shop. I was so happy to discover this new-to-me coffee shop that is worthy of inclusion in a list of beautiful places to drink coffee. The space is unusual: a large, open space with a very high ceiling and contemporary decor. We sat in an attractive seating area in the main “lobby” near the coffee & pastry bar, but the place has additional seating in an upstairs area, as well as on the opposite side of the coffee & pastry bar. Qamaria Yemeni Coffee Co. offers some tasty treats. I loved my Qamaria Latte, spiced with cardamom and cinnamon, and zaatar fatayer (a savory hand pie).

Beverage: Cafe de Olla (+ Almond Croissant)

Bike: Infinito

Bloomers: Sweet Love

C+1: El Cochinito

Beauty: Fall leaves in Griffith Park

Miles: 16

There’s something exciting about making plans to meet up with my husband somewhere. Once again, I was able to coordinate my morning bike ride with one of his meet-ups with his students. I felt a hankering to ride up to Griffith Observatory and get a quick little climb in while he met up with his students at the Original Farmer’s Market at 3rd & Fairfax. It’s a charming historic marketplace, and I love to get a cafe de olla at Coffee Corner, one of the many vendors in the market. So, after my ride up to Griffith Observatory, I headed for the Farmer’s Market via the bike lane on Hollywood Boulevard. Right in front of the entrance to the market, there was an Instagram-worthy stack of hay bales decorated for Halloween.

By the time I arrived, my husband had texted me a photo to help me find where he’d parked the car, and I put my bike in the back of our car. I got my coffee while he finished up with his students. When I went to sit down with him, we enjoyed sharing an almond croissant he had picked up for us.

Beverage: Hot Chocolate (+ donut)

Bike: Capital Bikeshare

Bloomers: Sweet Love

C+1: Emilia and Ilga

Beauty: Fall leaves strewn across the floor

Miles: 4.3

Each year I attend a conference for patent nerds in Washington D.C., so it has become a tradition to get together with a fellow coffeeneur I met a few years ago through the Facebook group for Coffeeneurs. I was especially excited that this year the conference moved back into D.C. proper from the less-appealing National Harbor on the Maryland side of the Woodrow Wilson Bridge. I let my coffeeneuring buddy, Ilga, know that this year I was staying near the convention center and that my daughter, Emilia, would be in town staying with me. Ilga told us about Seylou, one of her favorite coffee shops, which happens to be just a few blocks from where we were staying.

In order to meet the 2 mile minimum biking distance, I planned a route that would have Emilia and I swing by the White House and then loop back north toward Seylou. Unfortunately for my plan, we encountered a wee bit of difficulty getting set up with our bikes. First we had to walk a bit farther than planned to find a Capital Bikeshare docking station that had available bikes. Then, I had trouble figuring out how to check out two bikes at the same time. I had looked into it ahead of time and saw that it should be possible, but what I did not realize is that you have to check them out at the kiosk, not on the app, if you want to get two bikes. By the time I had sorted that all out and we were ready to ride, there wasn’t enough time and we needed to just roll straight on to Seylou.

We docked our bikes just a block or so away from our destination, and walked over to Seylou. Walking inside was a Fall delight, as they had Autumn leaves strewn about the place and across the floor, setting a warm vibe. The pastry case was interesting, and Ilga pointed out her favorites. I had hot chocolate and a donut. I believe the donut was a vegan, healthy version of a donut that I would not consider “worth the calories”, but the hot chocolate was delicious, and we had a most enjoyable visit.

Afterward, Emilia was ready to just walk the few blocks back to our hotel, while I was eager to complete my intended route and biking mileage. So we parted ways and I walked over to a different bike dock alone and found me a fresh ride. From there, I rode through Chinatown and then along the Mall toward the White House. This allowed me to snap selfies in front of key landmarks as part of a game set up by the meeting organizers to get us out and seeing the sights of our nation’s Capitol. I wanted to roll by the White House because a hot topic in the news at the time was the demolition of the East Wing, and I was curious to see what was going on. Of course, the entire east end of the White House grounds was walled off and nothing could be seen other than some cranes that were taller than the walls. I was also saddened to see that the access to the street that runs in front of the White House was completely blocked off from the east side, as was Lafayette Square Park.

Beverage: Cafe au Lait

Bike: Capital Bikeshare

Bloomers: Bike Like A Boss (pinstripe)

C+1: D.C. Coffeeneurs

Beauty: super high-ceiling lobby of art museum & gift shop

Miles: 6.8

Last year, the Chief Coffeeneur, who is based in D.C., organized a meet-up on the Mall while I was in town. It was so fun and exciting to be able to hop on a bike and join them the day my conference ended. This year, she did it again, this time at Grace Coffee, which is inside the lobby of the Rubell Museum. I was nervous about the cold temperatures, so I wore my sweater dress and jacket, only to find myself sweating while biking on a lovely, sunny day. We sat out on the patio, and soaked up the sunshine while enjoying the company of fellow coffeeneurs. We had a good turnout; there must have been 7 of us in all, including the Chief Coffeeneur, the Intern, Ilga, and several others whose names I had seen in the Facebook group, and now could get to know in person. One was kind enough to bring a box full of asian pears from her generous tree to share with us.

Not only was the day a beautiful one, the coffee shop in the lobby was a beautiful setting as well. I had a cafe au lait, and also took a couple of asian pears home with me.

Beverage: Cafe au Lait with chocolate (+ sugar bun)

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Party Pants

C+1: Women on Bikes Culver City

Beauty: warm, dark wood gives place a cozy feel

Miles: 15.7

The very next morning after returning from our nation’s capital, the Women on Bikes Culver City group had a ride planned to swing by the pieces of the Berlin Wall on Wilshire Boulevard just across the street from the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA). I did not want to miss this outing, as I was curious to see the Berlin Wall pieces after having seen the East Side Gallery in Berlin the previous Summer. I was also interested in getting a glimpse of the ongoing construction of a fascinating addition to LACMA, which sweeps along and across Wilshire Boulevard, literally over the street. From there, the group rode over to Lo/Cal, a coffee shop with a very warm and inviting interior. I had a cafe au lait (again, but this time with chocolate added in) and a scrumptious sugar bun.

Beverage: Spanish Latte

Bike: Brompton

Bloomers: Dazzling Amethyst Jeweltone Bloomers

C+1: Joni

Beauty: MONUMENTS Exhibits

Miles: 15

The following Friday was free day at the Museum of Contemporary Art (MOCA), and my friend Joni had alerted me that she had reserved a spot to see the new MONUMENTS exhibit showing at two locations, one of which is not far from where I live. So I reserved a spot to join her. The first stop was a smaller museum, The Brick, whose exhibit features the Charles Keck’s 1921 sculpture of Stonewall Jackson riding his mount Little Sorel. The piece is titled “Unmanned Drone” by Kara Walker, who took the statue apart and reimagined it in a rather gruesome spectacle. The large, powerful piece is appropriately given nearly the entire exhibit area. Just a few related pieces are on display in an adjacent patio area.

Our reservations were spaced apart, one at 11 AM and the other at 1 PM, so we had time for a coffee run before heading downtown. Joni led us to nearby Lab Coffee & Roasters, an interesting coffee shop with an adjacent teaching space for those wanting to learn how to roast coffee. I had a tasty Spanish Latte, and enjoyed browsing the shop’s interesting display of wares and awards, as well as peeking into the teaching lab next door.

On we went into downtown to the main MOCA location, where a very friendly and helpful security guard guided us to the best place to lock up our bikes. We then walked over to the entrance, where another friendly and helpful person explained to us that the MONUMENTS exhibit was at the MOCA Geffen Contemporary in Little Tokyo. So we retrieved our bikes and rode to Little Tokyo. There, we did feel the outdoor bike parking was not sufficiently secure, so we rolled our Bromptons into the museum where we were allowed to fold them up and leave them with the coat and bag check. The folks at the security desk where we scanned our bags as we entered insisted that I leave my 3-way allen wrench at the security desk, as it was apparently considered a dangerous object. I was nervous that I might forget it when we went to leave, but during the retrieval of our bikes, it was easy to remember to go get the wrench.

The exhibit was extraordinary. To see these monuments in person and inside a museum with other people milling about makes the huge size and power of these pieces apparent. It was astonishing to read the stories of how and why these monuments were brought into existence and the important message of taking them down, re-imagining them, and re-writing the narrative. Rather than attempt to characterize the exhibit, I recommend the comments I found here from a UVA professor and historian.

Beverage: Honey Vanilla Latte

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Groovy Tie Dye

C+1: The Coffee Shop Owner

Beauty: The longer, prettier route, and some Insta-worthy decor

Miles: 7.3

Ever since the new protected bike lanes were added to San Vicente Boulevard in the area close-ish to where I live, I have been using these bike lanes on the regular. The lanes take me past a place at the intersection of San Vicente & Carmona that advertises “Dam Good Coffee”, and every time I’d ride by, I would think to myself: “I should stop at this place for one of my coffeeneuring rides!” So finally I did just that. This one is just a mile up San Vicente from my current favorite grocery store, so I turned it into an errandonnee event. But first I had to plan my route to the coffee shop. Taking the most direct route was simply not an option.

I looked at a map to consider the bike-friendly streets I could take, and settled on the 4th Ave bike lanes to the Venice Blvd bike lanes to get me to Cochran Ave and then take Packard Ave to Carmona. This was indeed the route of bike-friendliness + beauty, as the latter streets were pretty, tree-lined “slow streets”, meaning they had added features to slow down traffic and make drivers aware of pedestrians and cyclists.

When I got to Dam Good Coffee, I saw someone sitting outside, seemingly finishing up their coffee, and I decided on a place to lock up my bike near the outdoor tables. But when I went to enter, the door seemed to be locked. I walked around to a side door that was open but behind a locked security screen door. I hollered through that open area to see if someone might be in the back, but got no response. I hung around for a bit, trying to decide if I should just roll on or wait awhile. I checked the shop’s hours on my phone and saw that it should be open, so perhaps someone had taken a short break and would return. Then one of those cyber trucks sped up and pulled into a driveway next to the side door and out jumped a man who told me he’d seen me on the security camera and rushed back to let me in. Turns out he’d been dealing with some kind of emergency involving his water system, and had to leave to address it.

So I got to go inside, and the owner explained to me the little crisis he’d just had that took him away shortly before my arrival. And then I told him how I like to try different coffee drinks, and that I tend to like the liquid dessert variety. He recommended the Honey Vanilla Latte, and it was indeed the kind of sweet, comforting drink I enjoy. The shop is interesting, as it features some merch (sweatshirts, hats & T-shirts), plus some hints of humor, such as a sign that reads: PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT COFFEE. I liked the fun touches on the outside best. There’s a bright red old-timey pay phone mounted near the front door, and a couple of Instagram-worthy wall spaces. One is a wall of plastic greenery with neon script reading: “Dam Good Coffee”. The other is a red heart painted on a black background that reads, in script reminiscent of the “I Love Lucy” show, “I Love Coffee”. The latter had always caught me eye from the bike lane when riding by. So I enjoyed my sweet latte at one of the cute tables out by the sidewalk, and then took a few moments before leaving to snap pics of my bike in front of the cool wall art. Afterward, I rolled on to stop and get some groceries at the nearby Sprouts before rolling on home via one of my usual routes.

Beverage: Sabotage Latte (+ blueberry bread & cheese balls)

Bike: Metro Bikeshare

Bloomers: Hot Pink Zebra

C+1: Lime Scooter

Beauty: Stunning architecture & lobby of the CalEdison Building

Miles: about 10

On my list from Instagram of beautiful coffee shops was Aquarela, in the lobby of the CalEdison building downtown. The challenge for this one was that it is only open on weekdays. As it turned out, my doctor had asked me to get a blood test and to make sure that (this time) I get the blood drawn before 9 AM. Apparently, last time it wasn’t enough that I had refrained from eating until after the blood draw. That time I had encountered a comedy of errors and did not get the blood drawn until after 11 AM. So not only was I hangry and frustrated with the process of figuring out which lab would accept my insurance, I had wasted my efforts by not scheduling an appointment before 9 AM. And there was an 8:30 AM appointment available at a Quest lab location in downtown, not terribly far from where I live.

One thing I don’t like about biking to downtown L.A. is having to identify a secure place to lock up my bike. I sometimes solve this problem by using bike share. Turns out there is a bike share dock just across the street from the Quest lab where I had made my appointment, and there is also a bike share dock just across the street from the CalEdison building. Problem solved!

First I walked a quarter of a mile to get to the bike share station closest to my house. As I was riding into downtown, it occurred to me that I might not make it all the way to Quest before the allotted 30 minutes of free riding expired, so I decided to stop as I passed a docking station just before downtown to “re-charge” my rental. Unfortunately, I didn’t stop to consider the warning message I had seen in the app that some stations would be unavailable that day. So when I docked the bike, I discovered that the docking station was out of service, and that I could not check out my bike, or any other bike, due to the non-functioning dock. Oops. So I started walking briskly, but after a block or so, I realized I was never going to make my 8:30 appointment if I just walked the rest of the way. As I approached 7th & Figueroa, I felt a kinship with the statue there of a man in a suit carrying a briefcase with his head lodged inside the exterior of the office building. But at that corner, I also saw some Lime scooters, and figured that would be the way to get myself over to Quest in time. I’m not real confident and comfortable on those e-scooters, but at least I had my helmet and access to bike lanes for the entire 1.2 mile journey.

By the time I finished my blood draw, the support team at Metro Bike had responded to my support request and I was able to check out a bike again. At first I couldn’t see the docking station that I had expected to see just across the street, but then I realized it was hidden behind a very large tractor/trailer combination that was parked in the street and obscuring the dock. The station was in service (yay!) and I was able to get rolling by bike again. From there, I rode over to the CalEdison building, or actually to a bike share station on the other side of the Public Library, as the docking station closest to the CalEdison building was another one that was out of service that day. I did not mind, though, as the downtown library is a beautiful building, and I enjoyed walking around it.

The lobby of the CalEdison building is truly stunning. The beauty and architectural detail that went into that lobby is a treasure. After taking a moment to gawk at the lobby, it was easy to spot Aquarela. I walked up and was greeted by a friendly women who gave me the run-down on their offerings, which include some special Brazilian treats and coffee drinks. I opted for the Sabotage Latte, which features both chocolate and spices. Since I was hungry, I also tried both the blueberry cake and the Brazilian cheese balls, Pão de Queijo, that are served with a red sauce. Everything was scrumptious and tasty!

This ride was a multi-stop errandonnee, as after getting my fill of coffee, treats, and gorgeous architecture, I needed to swing by the office where I pick up my business mail. Luckily, there is a docking station right across the street from the office as well, and it too was in service that day. Then, with mail in hand, I rode back to the station closest to home. Although my Strava record shows 11.42 miles, I must deduct the 1.2 miles of scootering plus a little walking for that stretch in the middle when I was not on a bike, so I’m calling it 10 miles of riding.

Beverage: Honey Latte

Bike: Brompton

Bloomers: Crazy Daisy

Beauty: Charming architecture & lovely patio

Miles: 2.4

From 2012 to 2022, I rented office space for my patent law practice in the Wilshire Colonnade, a building I loved that took up most of a large block on Wilshire Blvd, between Oxford Ave & Serrano Ave. The smaller portion of the block, along 6th Street, featured a row of cute brick-faced shops, in particular, one especially attractive coffee shop at the corner of 6th & Oxford. Oxford is one of the more bike-friendly streets in this busy part of town, and I use it a LOT, even when not commuting to that office. I often would say to myself, “I ought to check out this coffee shop next time I’m coffeeneuring.” And yet, year after year, I did not. At last, I have now rectified that situation.

It was a simple Saturday with no big plans, and the final weekend of the coffeeneuring challenge. Loft Cafe is just a nudge over a mile from my house. I’d been busy clearing junk out of one of the kids’ old bedrooms to make space for guests coming in for Thanksgiving. I needed a break, and a quick late afternoon coffee ride was just the ticket.

I hopped on the Brompton, hoping that I’d be able to roll my bike inside since Koreatown is known as a hotbed of bike theft and I did not know what the bike parking situation would be. That worked out nicely, as no one complained when I rolled it inside and on out to the back patio. There was even a nice little space near the back door and near an open table where I could park it while I enjoyed my beverage. I had a honey latte that was a nice sweet reward after a day of tackling a dusty room full of junk.

This coffee shop deserves to be considered for lists of beautiful coffee shops. The architecture of the building is very quaint, there really is a loft, and the back patio is a pleasant surprise in the middle of this bustling part of Koreatown. It’s amazing that I worked on this block for 10 years and never tried this cafe!

Beverage: Coffee with Okinawan black sugar syrup (+ croissant)

Bike: Gazelle Tour Populaire

Bloomers: Hot Pink Zebra

C+1: Fellow Street Stars

Beauty: Great looking fresh produce

Miles: 5

The Sunday of opening weekend of Coffeeneuring season included a CicLAvia (open streets) event. It seemed fitting then that the closing weekend also featured a CicLAvia event, this one along Melrose Ave in Hollywood. The event had originally been schedule for December 7th, but it got moved up to November 23rd to align with the release of the final season of Stranger Things. Why? You may be wondering. Well, funding for these popular open streets events has been threatened, and apparently Metro found a sponsor in Netflix. I have to say, Netflix played it up quite well. There were many characters from Stranger Things all along the route, from El in her surgical gown with black stuff oozing out of a nostril to the cheerleaders of Hawkins High School, and even creatures from the upside down.

I dressed for the occasion in the closest thing I had to 80’s attire: hot pink boat neck shirt, my hot pink zebra bloomers, a black skirt, and black leg warmers. I got onto the route at the east end and headed west along Melrose. My first stop was at L.A. Grocery, where those of us who support CicLAvia with monthly donations (“Street Stars”) had been invited for coffee and goodies. I poured some coffee from the big box into my reusable travel cup and added some Okinawan black sugar syrup just because I was so intrigued by the name of it. To go with that, I had a nice flaky croissant. This was my first time visiting L.A. Grocery, a very well manicured market filled with gorgeous fresh produce and an impressive selection of healthy food and eco-friendly household products, plus a prepared foods counter and a seating area.

From there, I kept on rolling, but I split my reported mileage with the remainder of my ride, since I knew I would need to double up today in order to get 15 coffee rides in before the challenge ends on Monday. I chuckled to myself when I realized that I need not fret about violating the rule limiting the number of coffeeneuring rides to one a day or to two in a week. I had already surpassed the 7 required rides, so this was all in the bonus territory. So what if it wasn’t “legal”?!

Beverage: Hot Chocolate (+ apple bar)

Bike: Gazelle Tour Populaire

Bloomers: Hot Pink Zebra

C+1: Lynn

Beauty: Historic architecture

Miles: 10

Continuing west on Melrose Ave on this same CicLAvia ride, I rode to the route’s other end at Fairfax, where I was trying to position myself to snap a selfie by the big overhead sign reading “One Last Ride”. Just then, someone was teasing me, and I realized it was my friend Lynn. So we snapped our selfie together, and then rode back toward the east end of the route. I told Lynn that I had long wanted to try the coffee and dessert shop at the corner of Melrose & Wilton, Sweet Corner Coffee & Cakes. That’s another very appealing historic building with great architectural features that I have gone past dozens of times and thought to myself, “I ought to stop there next time I’m coffeeneuring.”

Fortunately, Lynn was game for trying this place with me, so we parked our bikes out front and went on in. The pastry case was an impressive display of cakes and goodies. I opted for hot chocolate as my beverage, plus an apple bar for my treat. The goodies did not disappoint. And I got to sit on a cute little red couch by the front window.

Beverage: Pistacchio Latte (+ almond croissant)

Bike: Brompton

Bloomers: Smokin Hot Flame

C+1: El Cochinito

Beauty: Historic architecture & modern interior

Miles: 4.7

It was down to the last day of the challenge (although the Chief Coffeeneur had just announced an extension of the deadline by a few days). It was a Monday, and my teacher-husband had the week off from school due to the Thanksgiving holiday. I had spent the morning doing more house cleaning in preparation for our kids coming into town for Thanksgiving. I told him I needed a break, and there was a coffee shop not far away, in Koreatown, that had been on the list of beautiful coffee shops, and that I wanted to give it a try on this last day of the challenge. He decided to join me, so we hopped on our bikes and rolled on over. First we stopped at the office building where I needed to check the mail, and then we were just a few blocks from About Time, our coffee destination.

It’s an extraordinary place, both inside and out. The exterior features an ornate, historical facade. The interior is spacious and filled with chic, modern decor. There is a lot of indoor seating, although much of it appears to be taken up by folks who set up their laptops and spend the day there. The menu is a bit overwhelming and rather pricey. I treated myself to a pistachio latte ($9) and El Cochinito had a mocha ($8), and we shared an almond croissant. We found a place to sit on the patio that takes up a portion of the buildings courtyard. Most of the courtyard looks rather industrial and sadly neglected, but the portion About Time uses is set up rather attractively with umbrellas and bamboo furniture.

It was fun to discover this gorgeous building and novel coffee shop so close to home, and to be able to share it with my sweetie. A lovely way to wrap up the 15th year of coffeeneuring, my eleventh.

And then, after the challenge had been completed, I was interviewed by Taylor Nichols of Bike Talk, a podcast you should follow (if you don’t already) about coffeeneuring! You can find it here at 15:38.

A Decade of Coffeeneuring: 2024 Recap

The Coffeeneuring Challenge is an annual tradition that I have enjoyed for 10 years now. The general objective is to visit 7 coffee shops by bicycle over the course of 7 weeks, biking a minimum of just 2 miles round trip on each excursion. There are various rules, and each year they differ slightly, but the general idea is to embrace the change of seasons by setting some rather achievable goals while continuing to get out on your bike. I love the excuse to get out on my bike, and the excuse to try different coffee shops. But the social side of it really enriches the experience, as we share with a community of people from around the world who share our love of cycling. The sharing mostly happens through a Facebook group for Coffeeneurs, but some share via Instagram or Strava or blog sites.

Each year there is a suggested theme, and participants are welcome to incorporate a theme within the theme, if so inclined. This year’s theme is “Small Wins”. In addition to noting my coffee shop, beverage (& accompanying pastry or snack), and mileage, I like to note which Bloomers I wore, which bike I rode, and with whom I shared the experience. This year, I decided to incorporate into the Small Wins theme, the small win of getting back into shape, a little at a time, after doing a number on my left knee in early June.

I still don’t understand how such a small, simple oops that didn’t seem to do much serious damage, can wreak so much havoc in my life. I suppose a big part of that is because my knee had already been feeling compromised. It had felt some mild pain off and on ever since I had taken a brief stab at jogging some months previously. But when I had noticed the pain, I made sure to go gentle on it. I did not go jogging at all once I had noticed it was not good for me knee. I backed off on higher impact activities and avoided painful poses when doing my regular morning yoga. The pain went away, but then would come back again a month or so later after going for a long walk or dancing. Each time I noticed the pain returning, I backed off again from anything that might aggravate it, and it would seem to heal just fine. Or at least until the next aggravation.

But that one fateful day in early June, I went to swing my right leg over the bike to begin a ride, needing to swing a little wider than usual due to a large package in a pannier on my rear rack. In that moment, when all of my weight was on my left leg, and the wide swinging motion involved perhaps a little twist, I felt something not-quite-right in my left knee. I proceeded to ride my bike to the office where I would mail the package and meet up with a client. It was a short ride, less than two miles. When I got off the bike, however, I noticed that walking was very painful. My left knee felt like it just could not bear the weight, or any weight. I hobbled around, managed to get through my client meeting, hobbled back to the bike and rode home, knowing that this knee pain was on a whole different level from what I had experienced off and on for the last several months.

With some guidance from Dr. Google, I started right in on the RICE protocol: Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. I read that it might take a couple of weeks to see improvement, and if it didn’t improve in two weeks, then I should see a doctor. So two weeks later, feeling no improvement, I scheduled a teledoc appointment. These are great because you can get a same-day appointment without having to endure an urgent care clinic experience. Over the video, I was asked to stand on just my left leg and do some kind of move to see if I had a torn meniscus. I passed that test, which seemed like it might mean good news. I was told to continue the RICE, and I was given a prescription for naproxen and for a knee brace, and referred for an X-ray and physical therapy.

The referrals took a while to get approved, and getting the X-ray turned into a comedy of errors, except it wasn’t funny. I went to the place I was sent to, waited for some portion of an eternity, only to be told they couldn’t do the X-ray because I needed authorization from my insurance company. I called the insurance company right then and there, and was told I did not need an authorization from my insurance company, so I handed the phone to the receptionist. The insurance company representative and the receptionist chatted for several minutes, after which I was told they couldn’t do it. I forget now what the special ritual was that had to be followed, but more than a week later, I was able to get my X-ray at another location.

I had to wait a month to get my first P.T. appointment, by which time I was 6 weeks post-injury. That gave me hope, but it was just one appointment. We were then about to begin a summer full of travel, so it would be another month before I would see the P.T. again. As I write this, I have now had 8 P.T. appointments, there has definitely been improvement, but hit has been super slow and gradual. It has now been almost 5 months since the injury, and I am pleased to report that I can generally climb up and down stairs without too much misery, and I can ride my bike. Unfortunately, though, my knee still swells up and hurts bad if I don’t keep it elevated whenever I’m sitting, which is pretty much what I do all day: sit at a computer. Eventually, I decided to see an orthopedic specialist, and he told me that, in addition to patellar tendonitis, which is what the P.T. was treating, I also have osteoarthritis. That’s why my knee doesn’t get better, because there isn’t really anything I can do about it.

So, after that depressing news, my small wins come with each little increment of improvement that I do experience. For the Summer, I kept my bike rides short, flat, and easy (for the most part). A few weeks ago, I found that longer rides (2 hours plus) seem to help my knee feel better by the next day. And more recently, I started gradually taking on some hills here and there. I ride slow, and I’m nowhere near my best condition, but I am getting back into it, and that feels good.

In addition to the “small wins” theme, I wanted to continue a theme within the theme that started with the post-covid era. That first coffeeneuring challenge after covid hit had a theme of “C+1”, which was about identifying one good thing, but was also expanded by various coffeeneurs in various ways. I chose to interpret it as always including a plus-one, or a companion, on each coffeeneuring outing. It adds so much joy to share the coffeeneuring experience with another person, and why not spread the spirit of coffeeneuring around? If covid taught us anything, it’s that we need to be around other people.

Anyway, here’s my control card for 2024:

Beverage: Oat Horchata Cold Brew

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Sweet Love

C+1: Gender Expansive Riders

Small win: Riding up Montecito Hill

Miles: 26

On the very first official day, I was able to embrace a fantastic kick off ride to open my coffeeneuring season. One theme for me this year is to finally do the things or visit the places that I have been meaning to. About a year and a half ago, I met a woman named Vanessa who excitedly purchased a skirt and bloomers at a local bike swap event where I had set up my pop up shop for my side hustle: Bikie Girl Bloomers. It is so satisfying to meet someone who not only “gets” my product, but really gets excited about it. Vanessa gave me permission to take a selfie with her and put that out on social media. We have since had a relationship of following each other on Instagram, and greeting each other in passing at the local CicLAvia open streets events. Vanessa is always rolling in style, often with her Bikie Girl Bloomers and/or her Bikie Girl skirt. Vanessa told me about a group that rides together as the Gender Expansive Ride. Their rides are open to all kinds of people except cis-men, providing a cycling community for gender-nonconforming people and cis-women, and they are great about letting folks know in advance what level of challenge/hills will be involved in each ride.

After over a year of intending to try out one of their rides, I finally followed through and did it on this day when they would be riding up Montecito Hill. They were training for a competition called the Haunted Hill Smash. I had no interest in the competition, but I was feeling ready to test out how my knee would do on a nice climb. Vanessa didn’t happen to be a participant on this day, but I enjoyed meeting the group. Although I have ridden some noteworthy hills in this part of L.A., I had not climbed Montecito Hill, and it turned out to be just right for where I am on my knee recovery. It was also quite enjoyable to be able to join a group ride and immediately feel welcomed and experience a very positive sense of community. We rode up the hill and out onto the flat top to take in the view. Afterwards, we rolled back down and swung by a charming little vegan place in nearby Glassel Park called the Little Barn. I sometimes get nervous going to vegan places, as I’m not always confident my favorite food and drinks can be done that way, but Little Barn did not disappoint. I had their Oat Horchata Cold Brew, which was delicious. I have found that oat milk works very well in coffee beverages, and doesn’t feel like a compromise the way other plant-based milks can.

Beverage: Maple Walnut Latte with Brown Sugar

Bike: Gazelle Tour Populaire

Bloomers: Leaping Lady Leopard Print

C+1: Women on Bikes Culver City

Small win: Cool history lesson on Village Green

Miles: 16

On a few recent occasions, I had noticed an intriguing new coffee shop had appeared in the neighborhood. So, when the Women on Bikes Culver City announced they would be riding to House Coffee in nearby West Adams for the next Monday morning meet up, I didn’t want to miss out. But that wasn’t the only thing I didn’t want to miss: they would be riding to the Village Green, where one of our members is a resident and had arranged for a tour. The Village Green is an historic landmark in the Baldwin Hills neighborhood, a reflection of the “greenbelt” movement planned in the 30’s and built in the 40’s to provide moderately-priced residences in an urban community with no through-streets so that residents would be surrounded by green space. I had been to the Village Green a few times before, but learned so much more from the tour. I also enjoyed being able to walk through the grounds and appreciate the gorgeous garden setting.

After the tour, we rode over to House Coffee Co., where I relished the liquid dessert in the form of a maple walnut latte with brown sugar as well as a delightfully flaky sugar bun. My sweet tooth was in seventh heaven! House Coffee is defintely worthy of a return visit. Their menu of drinks offers plenty to arouse the curiosity and the tastebuds, plus the pastries are irresistable. They also have a nice bike rack right by the entrance, and a nice patio providing plenty of nice outdoor space in addition to the charming interior. Another small win: I learned of a cut-through bikes can take to get around the wall that separates the Baldwin Hills neighborhood from the Exposition bike path. These little secret passageways that don’t show up on Googlemaps can make a big difference when getting around by bike.

Yet another small win: I rode home from House Coffee on Harcourt Street, one of those lovely palm-lined residential streets that leave me feeling lucky to be a cyclist in Los Angeles.

Beverage: Coffee brought from home in French press thermos

Bike: Volpe

C+1: Rob

Small win: Got to bring home some primo coffee beans

Miles: 23

While this ride is not legal, in that it would be the third coffeeneuring ride in the same week, I retain it in my documentation as insurance, just in case ride #1 is disqualified as being part of an “organized ride”. But I could not find any prohibition on such rides in this year’s Rules, plus I don’t think group rides are the sort of official organized rides that had once been banned from eligibility. Even then, I ride to and from the group rides, so I’m always getting a legit ride of my own in the process.

This one was promoted by Ridewithgps as a #coffeeoutside gathering at Elysian Park, an iconic treasure in Los Angeles, with a storied history, and a beautiful landscape, home to Dodger Stadium, and featuring hilly spots with astounding views of the city. There would be a raffle for swag, including some premium coffee-making gear for those who enjoy making their coffee outside. We met up at Angels Point, a funky giant art piece/gazebo-like structure with a fantastic view of the cityscape and Dodger’s Stadium. My #1 ride buddy (who also happens to be my spouse) was game for a ride that morning, and was happy to join me for this meetup.

Elysian Park, like Griffith Park, is a wonderful and expansive (600 acres) green space right smack dab in the middle of this vast city, and comes with it’s own history. It was the city’s first park, dating to 1886, and in the 1960’s locals had to fight to stop the city from building a convention center on the land. As it was, a mostly hispanic community had been forced to give up their homes in order to make way for Dodger Stadium. The park is situated on Chavez Ravine, and includes many hiking trails, picnic areas, viewpoints, a Little League field, and some nice curvy, hilly roads to bike on. It is also home to the Police Academy.

We were pleasantly surprised to see a sizable turnout for the coffee outside event. It was fun to see the range of coffee-making set ups and the variety of people who came. I proudly laid out my coffeeneuring bandana, and proceeded to plunge the plunger of my insulated french press travel cup that fits perfectly in my bottle cage. There was a drawing for raffle prized, including some deluxe coffee-making kits and a variety of swag, but we did not win any of the loot. We did, however, get to take home some excellent coffee beans. The only challenge was figuring out what we could use to carry the beans home.

Beverage: Tres Leches Latte

Bike: Gazelle Tour Populaire

Bloomers: Sweet Love

C+1: Lynn & Jennifer

Small win: Rolling en masse through the 2nd Street Tunnel

Miles: 23

CicLAvia is an open streets event held several times a year in Los Angeles. The events are held in various parts of the city, but regularly return to the “Heart of LA” route that includes downtown, Chinatown, Echo Park, and Boyle Heights. The city closes several miles of streets to cars, allowing the streets to be filled with folks on foot, on bikes, on roller blades, on skateboards, and other creative non-motorized modes of transportation. The vast sea of humanity in all its colorful flavors always warms my heart and reminds me that I love L.A.

I met up with two of my regular ride buddies, Lynn and Jennifer, and we rode into downtown and joined the route where it passes through the 2nd Street Tunnel. It’s a fun tunnel to ride through, and it has bike lanes, but it’s even more fun to ride through when it is filled with bikes and free of car traffic. From there we continued on through downtown, Little Tokyo, and over the iconic 6th Street Bridge into Boyle Heights and Mariachi Plaza. We stopped for coffee at La Monarca Bakery, a treasure of East L.A.’s latino culture. I indulged in a Tres Leches Lattee and a palmier, both of which were sweet and tasty, without being over-the-top-too-sweet. Afterward, we retraced the route back through downtown and on to the remaining leg into Echo Park.

Beverage: Hot Chocolate

Bike: Capital Bikeshare

Bloomers: Party Pants

C+1: DC Coffeeneurs

Small win: Cross-Country Coffeeneur Connection

Miles: 23

Cross-country coffeeneuring meet up! Coffeeneuring doesn’t get any better than this! Coffee-type beverage: check. Bike ride: check. Fellow coffeeneurs to share the experience with: check ++++++++. Beautiful weather: check. But that’s not all! I got to meet coffeeneurs I’ve previously only seen on social media PLUS I got to see my regular cross-country coffeeneuring buddy, Ilga, PLUS I got to see the Chief Coffeeneur AND the intern. Wow, wow, wow!

Every October I attend a conference in the DC area for patent nerds and other intellectual property attorneys. Somewhere along the way, I connected with some DC area coffee meet-ups for women on bikes, which is how I met fellow coffeeneur Ilga. The women & bikes coffee meet-ups either no longer happen, or no longer sync with my schedule, but Ilga and I have at times arranged to meet for a coffeeneuring ride during my visits. This year, that turned into a mega meet-up after the Chief Coffeeneur invited all coffeeneurs to join in on a Saturday that fell on the very day I had available for coffeeneuring after my conference had ended.

We gathered at Bar Americano, which recently set up a shop at a snack kiosk on the National Mall. I started out from National Harbor, where I snuck out of the last session of the program a bit early, and checked out a bike from the Capital Bikshare docking station just across the street from the Gaylord Hotel. From there, I rolled over the Woodrow Wilson Bridge and took Royal Street through Old Town Alexandria to get to the Mt. Vernon Trail, which took me into DC. As has happened to me before, I got confused trying to follow the Google Maps guidance to get me onto the Francis Case Memorial Bridge, which has a sneaky access point just inside East Potomac Park (Hains Point). Despite my navigational challenges, which included getting confused again on the other side of the bridge, I made it to the Mall, past the construction near the Spy Museum, and found the group at Bar Americano. After a brief greeting, I docked my bike at a nearby station and joined the party.

It was a gorgeous sunny day, and the turnout for our group was impressive. It was especially great to reconnect with the Chief Coffeeneur and the trusty Intern, as well as to see Ilga and meet the real live people behind the posts I’ve seen over the years in the Coffeneurs Facebook group. I enjoyed a hot chocolate and lunched on some pizza, which helped to fuel the return back to Alexandria, which I managed without the confusion, and got back in time to catch my flight home.

Beverage: Amai Signature Latte

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Leaping Lady Leopard Print

C+1: Joni

Small win: Surprising my friend by showing up at her moment of special recognition

Miles: 26

A friend had let me know that the following weekend, a dear long-time friend of ours was going to be honored for her many years of service as curator of the art wall at the Unitarian Universalist Congregation in Santa Monica. For nearly 20 years, I was a regular at this church, which is where I met these friends back in 1998. It’s been awhile since the last time I’d biked to the church services on a Sunday morning, but I remembered enoying the 12 mile ride, and also thought this created another good coffeeneuring opportunity. One of my bike friends, Joni, lives in Santa Monica, so I thought I would see if a post-church coffee ride would fit into her schedule, and it did!

My friend who was being honored for her service was surprised and touched to see me there. I was happy to see her get this recognition, as she had done an amazing job of finding artists and arranging excellent shows, as well as raising money for the church through art sales. It was also nice to catch up with various old friends.

Joni met me there, and suggested we go to Amai, a coffee shop at 17th & Pico, right by Santa Monica College. I had their Signature Latte & almond croissant, which were excellent. They had several choices on the coffee menu that looked worth trying, so I just might have to go back for more. We rolled on through the college campus, and then made a point of passing through downtown Culver City, to check out what it’s like to ride in the bus lane now that Culver City has removed the wonderful protected bike lane that had been installed a couple years ago. The car-brained types had recently taken control of the city council, and thought they could relieve rush hour traffic congestion by reinstating a car lane that had been removed when the special bus and bike lanes had gone in. Of course, rush hour traffic is just as bad as ever despite the lane expansion. Meanwhile, because there are bollards separating the bus lane from the car lanes, we realized that we were slowing down the bus behind us as we cycled in that lane. When we saw an opportunity to pull off to the right and let the bus through, we did. Our verdict: we felt plenty safe biking in the bus lane, but did not like that doing so was undermining the benefit of having a designated bus lane.

We then rode the bike lanes on Adams Blvd, which we both agree is a much better alternative to the bike lanes on Venice Blvd, since the heavy volume of traffic, as well as the large number of busy driveways and intersections along Venice, make Adams a much less stressful option. Meanwhile, Joni suggested we find a place for lunch (yes, that soon after our coffee & pastry stop). Just past where the bike lane ends on Adams at Crenshaw, is a Johnny’s Pastrami shop, so we stopped there. It was over the top, but I was happy to see that a Johnny’s location is so close to where I live. I had never realized I had this great pastrami place just a pleasant little bike ride away.

Beverage: Brown Suga Pumpkin Latte

Bike: Brompton

Bloomers: Groovy Tie Dye

C+1: Jennifer

Small win: Finally getting to check out this funky historic place

Miles: 12

This is a place I’ve been wanting to visit since they opened in February. Quentin Tarantino bought & renovated the historic Vista Theater, and opened the adjoining coffee shop, naming it after Pam Grier, who starred in the 1973 film Coffy. I routed myself there via the new protected bike lane on Hollywood Boulevard and met up with my friend Jennifer. We enjoyed being able to sit outside and keep an eye on our bikes, but unfortunately the noise of crazy traffic at the adjacent multi way intersection is a detractor. I had a delicious Brown Suga Pumpkin Latte and Apple Crumble Pop Pie (like a pop tart / pocket pie treat), while she had the Bold Black Mamba coffee and a decadent chocolate mini loaf cake.

Beverage: Royal Latte

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Pink Zebra Bloomers

C+1: Angie

Small win: Biking in the shade and beauty of Culver City’s tree-lined streets

Miles: 17

The Helms Bakery District has been an attractive retail shopping zone for many years, ever since someone bought the old building in 1972 and fixed up the place. As they say on their website: “Helms Bakery District is a historical Los Angeles destination, with award-winning restaurants, a unique collection of design and home furnishings stores, and simply a perfect place to meet with friends.” More from their website:

First opening its doors in 1931, family-owned and operated Helms Bakery supplied local residents with its fresh-baked bread delivered “Daily at Your Door” for over four decades. While no longer in the business of baked goods, the Helms Bakery building remains a cherished local landmark, recognized for its architectural significance.

From its inception, the bakery was a pristine showplace and a model for mass production. Bakers baked on a large scale, creating breads, cakes, pies, wedding cakes, doughnuts, cookies and even cream puffs — over 150 items in all. For all of its organized chaos, not a crumb was ever out of place. Tour groups were invited to watch as ingredients were poured, mixed and kneaded by the ton. By 1965, the bakery consumed 780 train carloads of white and wheat flour on an annual basis. Over 2 million eggs were used in a single month, and at holiday time, enormous quantities of fruit and nuts went into the batter. All this, of course, required 1,798 miles of wrapping paper.

As much a promoter as a businessman, Paul Helms quickly thrust his local bakery onto the world stage. Helms bread soon became the choice of athletes and astronauts, presidents, kings and Rose Parade queens, chalking up honors that defined an era. Beginning with its designation as Official Bread of the 1932 Olympic Games in Los Angeles, the meteoric rise all but ended with the historic Apollo landing in 1969. At the 1934 California State Fair, it won the first gold medal for bread. Through the years its floats collected ribbons in the Tournament of Roses parade. In the early days of broadcast and again ahead of its time, Helms was “on the air” as sponsor of a hugely popular radio and TV cooking show featuring Helms baked goods. Jane Sterling, the host of the “Tricks and Treats” show, appeared as Helms Home Economist Coris Guy, the Martha Stewart of her day. Just months before the bakery closed, Helms Bakeries supplied Apollo 11 with its life sustaining bread, thus becoming the “first bread on the moon.”

The Helm’s Bakery is a newly-revitalized bakery on the premises, which, in its current form, describes itself as “a modern interpretation of the original including a multi-space layout with a full-service restaurant for breakfast and lunch (to open at a later date), a dedicated bakery with takeaway counter for prepared foods, as well as a retail section of specialty products”. My friend Angie and I were eager to check it out, now that it is in its soft launch phase.

When we arrived, we didn’t notice any bike parking, so we rolled our steeds inside and leaned them against a wall by the entrance. I was bit taken aback to realize what a huge space we had entered. It’s far more than just a bakery. In one corner, there is a deli counter. In another, the bakery counter. In yet another, there is a counter for coffee and pastries. In the center, you can find a distracting variety of cute things for purchase, ranging from cool cookie tins that look like an old-fashioned bakery truck, to packages of fresh, sliced brioche bread or Texas toast (I wasn’t sure which, and was too overwhelmed to study the details).

At the far end, between the deli counter and the baked goods counter, you can watch the bakery staff at work, slicing pies, rolling carts of raw cinnamon rolls to the oven, and overhead, there is a sign board. The sign board is in the style of an old train station sign, where the white letters on a black background are periodically updated to reveal a new message, like: “pre-order your Thanksgiving pies now” and whatnot.

Being eager to check out the cinnamon rolls, we got in the bakery line. It was a long line, but we were entertained by the window show of the bakery in action and attempting to take in the variety of items on display in the center shopping area. When, at last, we made it to the cashier to place our orders, we learned that there were no cinnamon rolls available. We asked about the ones we’d seen on the cart rolling by, and we were told those would be ready in an hour. Meanwhile, we had been gawking at the display of pie slices and giant cookies in the case before us, and decided to select some treats to take home with us. Angie ordered a slice of the corn & honey pie and a semolina pistachio cookie. I ordered four cookies: the semolina pistachio, chocolate pistachio, chocolate chip, and corn & caramel. We then moved on to the coffee & pastry line, where I ordered a Royal Latte and a lemon bun. While waiting for the latte, we found ourselves a table in the outside dining patio and then looked for a place to park the bikes. Turns out the only bike parking was two single-bike racks in front of a furniture store across the courtyard. Given how popular this brand new bakery is, they are definitely going to need to install more bike racks.

The Royal Latte features “house made earl grey—assam—brown sugar syrup & espresso”. I honestly didn’t know what to expect, but clearly I had to try it. Holy cow, it was divine! Like sipping on a gentle cloud that leaves you feeling loved. The lemon bun sounded weird to me, but, hey, it was rolled like a cinnamon bun, so why not check it out since my longing for a cinnamon bun was denied. Well, as consolation prizes go, this was amazeballs. The flake quotient on this pastry was top notch. And that soft lemony taste worked quite well with the flaky pastry and the sprinkled sugar. My treats were so good, I will have to return another day to see if that was real, or if I only dreamt it.

After enjoying our goodies and some conversation on the sunny patio, we returned to our bikes, figured out how to carry our loot to be taken home, and rolled on through the beautifully-tree-lined streets of residential Culver City. We were headed to Jackson Market (which has been featured on Coffeeneuring rides in prior years), but missed a turn here and there, which only led to more beautifully-tree-lined residential streets of Culver City. Eventually, we got there, just to appreciate how cool it is that this charming little market/café sits right there in the middle of a residential block, yet does not destroy the beauty of the street. From there, we rode south on Jackson to the Jackson gate, which provides access to the Ballona Creek bike path. We used that path the circle back towards our part of town. Angie needed to get some things at the Wellington Square Farmer’s Market, situated at a nice midpoint between where she and I live. I made a quick pass through the market, and then headed home.

All in all, it was an easy 16+ mile ride, and a lovely way to wrap up the coffeeneuring challenge.

Now, let’s see what the next decade of coffeeneuring brings.