A Decade of Coffeeneuring: 2024 Recap

The Coffeeneuring Challenge is an annual tradition that I have enjoyed for 10 years now. The general objective is to visit 7 coffee shops by bicycle over the course of 7 weeks, biking a minimum of just 2 miles round trip on each excursion. There are various rules, and each year they differ slightly, but the general idea is to embrace the change of seasons by setting some rather achievable goals while continuing to get out on your bike. I love the excuse to get out on my bike, and the excuse to try different coffee shops. But the social side of it really enriches the experience, as we share with a community of people from around the world who share our love of cycling. The sharing mostly happens through a Facebook group for Coffeeneurs, but some share via Instagram or Strava or blog sites.

Each year there is a suggested theme, and participants are welcome to incorporate a theme within the theme, if so inclined. This year’s theme is “Small Wins”. In addition to noting my coffee shop, beverage (& accompanying pastry or snack), and mileage, I like to note which Bloomers I wore, which bike I rode, and with whom I shared the experience. This year, I decided to incorporate into the Small Wins theme, the small win of getting back into shape, a little at a time, after doing a number on my left knee in early June.

I still don’t understand how such a small, simple oops that didn’t seem to do much serious damage, can wreak so much havoc in my life. I suppose a big part of that is because my knee had already been feeling compromised. It had felt some mild pain off and on ever since I had taken a brief stab at jogging some months previously. But when I had noticed the pain, I made sure to go gentle on it. I did not go jogging at all once I had noticed it was not good for me knee. I backed off on higher impact activities and avoided painful poses when doing my regular morning yoga. The pain went away, but then would come back again a month or so later after going for a long walk or dancing. Each time I noticed the pain returning, I backed off again from anything that might aggravate it, and it would seem to heal just fine. Or at least until the next aggravation.

But that one fateful day in early June, I went to swing my right leg over the bike to begin a ride, needing to swing a little wider than usual due to a large package in a pannier on my rear rack. In that moment, when all of my weight was on my left leg, and the wide swinging motion involved perhaps a little twist, I felt something not-quite-right in my left knee. I proceeded to ride my bike to the office where I would mail the package and meet up with a client. It was a short ride, less than two miles. When I got off the bike, however, I noticed that walking was very painful. My left knee felt like it just could not bear the weight, or any weight. I hobbled around, managed to get through my client meeting, hobbled back to the bike and rode home, knowing that this knee pain was on a whole different level from what I had experienced off and on for the last several months.

With some guidance from Dr. Google, I started right in on the RICE protocol: Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. I read that it might take a couple of weeks to see improvement, and if it didn’t improve in two weeks, then I should see a doctor. So two weeks later, feeling no improvement, I scheduled a teledoc appointment. These are great because you can get a same-day appointment without having to endure an urgent care clinic experience. Over the video, I was asked to stand on just my left leg and do some kind of move to see if I had a torn meniscus. I passed that test, which seemed like it might mean good news. I was told to continue the RICE, and I was given a prescription for naproxen and for a knee brace, and referred for an X-ray and physical therapy.

The referrals took a while to get approved, and getting the X-ray turned into a comedy of errors, except it wasn’t funny. I went to the place I was sent to, waited for some portion of an eternity, only to be told they couldn’t do the X-ray because I needed authorization from my insurance company. I called the insurance company right then and there, and was told I did not need an authorization from my insurance company, so I handed the phone to the receptionist. The insurance company representative and the receptionist chatted for several minutes, after which I was told they couldn’t do it. I forget now what the special ritual was that had to be followed, but more than a week later, I was able to get my X-ray at another location.

I had to wait a month to get my first P.T. appointment, by which time I was 6 weeks post-injury. That gave me hope, but it was just one appointment. We were then about to begin a summer full of travel, so it would be another month before I would see the P.T. again. As I write this, I have now had 8 P.T. appointments, there has definitely been improvement, but hit has been super slow and gradual. It has now been almost 5 months since the injury, and I am pleased to report that I can generally climb up and down stairs without too much misery, and I can ride my bike. Unfortunately, though, my knee still swells up and hurts bad if I don’t keep it elevated whenever I’m sitting, which is pretty much what I do all day: sit at a computer. Eventually, I decided to see an orthopedic specialist, and he told me that, in addition to patellar tendonitis, which is what the P.T. was treating, I also have osteoarthritis. That’s why my knee doesn’t get better, because there isn’t really anything I can do about it.

So, after that depressing news, my small wins come with each little increment of improvement that I do experience. For the Summer, I kept my bike rides short, flat, and easy (for the most part). A few weeks ago, I found that longer rides (2 hours plus) seem to help my knee feel better by the next day. And more recently, I started gradually taking on some hills here and there. I ride slow, and I’m nowhere near my best condition, but I am getting back into it, and that feels good.

In addition to the “small wins” theme, I wanted to continue a theme within the theme that started with the post-covid era. That first coffeeneuring challenge after covid hit had a theme of “C+1”, which was about identifying one good thing, but was also expanded by various coffeeneurs in various ways. I chose to interpret it as always including a plus-one, or a companion, on each coffeeneuring outing. It adds so much joy to share the coffeeneuring experience with another person, and why not spread the spirit of coffeeneuring around? If covid taught us anything, it’s that we need to be around other people.

Anyway, here’s my control card for 2024:

Beverage: Oat Horchata Cold Brew

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Sweet Love

C+1: Gender Expansive Riders

Small win: Riding up Montecito Hill

Miles: 26

On the very first official day, I was able to embrace a fantastic kick off ride to open my coffeeneuring season. One theme for me this year is to finally do the things or visit the places that I have been meaning to. About a year and a half ago, I met a woman named Vanessa who excitedly purchased a skirt and bloomers at a local bike swap event where I had set up my pop up shop for my side hustle: Bikie Girl Bloomers. It is so satisfying to meet someone who not only “gets” my product, but really gets excited about it. Vanessa gave me permission to take a selfie with her and put that out on social media. We have since had a relationship of following each other on Instagram, and greeting each other in passing at the local CicLAvia open streets events. Vanessa is always rolling in style, often with her Bikie Girl Bloomers and/or her Bikie Girl skirt. Vanessa told me about a group that rides together as the Gender Expansive Ride. Their rides are open to all kinds of people except cis-men, providing a cycling community for gender-nonconforming people and cis-women, and they are great about letting folks know in advance what level of challenge/hills will be involved in each ride.

After over a year of intending to try out one of their rides, I finally followed through and did it on this day when they would be riding up Montecito Hill. They were training for a competition called the Haunted Hill Smash. I had no interest in the competition, but I was feeling ready to test out how my knee would do on a nice climb. Vanessa didn’t happen to be a participant on this day, but I enjoyed meeting the group. Although I have ridden some noteworthy hills in this part of L.A., I had not climbed Montecito Hill, and it turned out to be just right for where I am on my knee recovery. It was also quite enjoyable to be able to join a group ride and immediately feel welcomed and experience a very positive sense of community. We rode up the hill and out onto the flat top to take in the view. Afterwards, we rolled back down and swung by a charming little vegan place in nearby Glassel Park called the Little Barn. I sometimes get nervous going to vegan places, as I’m not always confident my favorite food and drinks can be done that way, but Little Barn did not disappoint. I had their Oat Horchata Cold Brew, which was delicious. I have found that oat milk works very well in coffee beverages, and doesn’t feel like a compromise the way other plant-based milks can.

Beverage: Maple Walnut Latte with Brown Sugar

Bike: Gazelle Tour Populaire

Bloomers: Leaping Lady Leopard Print

C+1: Women on Bikes Culver City

Small win: Cool history lesson on Village Green

Miles: 16

On a few recent occasions, I had noticed an intriguing new coffee shop had appeared in the neighborhood. So, when the Women on Bikes Culver City announced they would be riding to House Coffee in nearby West Adams for the next Monday morning meet up, I didn’t want to miss out. But that wasn’t the only thing I didn’t want to miss: they would be riding to the Village Green, where one of our members is a resident and had arranged for a tour. The Village Green is an historic landmark in the Baldwin Hills neighborhood, a reflection of the “greenbelt” movement planned in the 30’s and built in the 40’s to provide moderately-priced residences in an urban community with no through-streets so that residents would be surrounded by green space. I had been to the Village Green a few times before, but learned so much more from the tour. I also enjoyed being able to walk through the grounds and appreciate the gorgeous garden setting.

After the tour, we rode over to House Coffee Co., where I relished the liquid dessert in the form of a maple walnut latte with brown sugar as well as a delightfully flaky sugar bun. My sweet tooth was in seventh heaven! House Coffee is defintely worthy of a return visit. Their menu of drinks offers plenty to arouse the curiosity and the tastebuds, plus the pastries are irresistable. They also have a nice bike rack right by the entrance, and a nice patio providing plenty of nice outdoor space in addition to the charming interior. Another small win: I learned of a cut-through bikes can take to get around the wall that separates the Baldwin Hills neighborhood from the Exposition bike path. These little secret passageways that don’t show up on Googlemaps can make a big difference when getting around by bike.

Yet another small win: I rode home from House Coffee on Harcourt Street, one of those lovely palm-lined residential streets that leave me feeling lucky to be a cyclist in Los Angeles.

Beverage: Coffee brought from home in French press thermos

Bike: Volpe

C+1: Rob

Small win: Got to bring home some primo coffee beans

Miles: 23

While this ride is not legal, in that it would be the third coffeeneuring ride in the same week, I retain it in my documentation as insurance, just in case ride #1 is disqualified as being part of an “organized ride”. But I could not find any prohibition on such rides in this year’s Rules, plus I don’t think group rides are the sort of official organized rides that had once been banned from eligibility. Even then, I ride to and from the group rides, so I’m always getting a legit ride of my own in the process.

This one was promoted by Ridewithgps as a #coffeeoutside gathering at Elysian Park, an iconic treasure in Los Angeles, with a storied history, and a beautiful landscape, home to Dodger Stadium, and featuring hilly spots with astounding views of the city. There would be a raffle for swag, including some premium coffee-making gear for those who enjoy making their coffee outside. We met up at Angels Point, a funky giant art piece/gazebo-like structure with a fantastic view of the cityscape and Dodger’s Stadium. My #1 ride buddy (who also happens to be my spouse) was game for a ride that morning, and was happy to join me for this meetup.

Elysian Park, like Griffith Park, is a wonderful and expansive (600 acres) green space right smack dab in the middle of this vast city, and comes with it’s own history. It was the city’s first park, dating to 1886, and in the 1960’s locals had to fight to stop the city from building a convention center on the land. As it was, a mostly hispanic community had been forced to give up their homes in order to make way for Dodger Stadium. The park is situated on Chavez Ravine, and includes many hiking trails, picnic areas, viewpoints, a Little League field, and some nice curvy, hilly roads to bike on. It is also home to the Police Academy.

We were pleasantly surprised to see a sizable turnout for the coffee outside event. It was fun to see the range of coffee-making set ups and the variety of people who came. I proudly laid out my coffeeneuring bandana, and proceeded to plunge the plunger of my insulated french press travel cup that fits perfectly in my bottle cage. There was a drawing for raffle prized, including some deluxe coffee-making kits and a variety of swag, but we did not win any of the loot. We did, however, get to take home some excellent coffee beans. The only challenge was figuring out what we could use to carry the beans home.

Beverage: Tres Leches Latte

Bike: Gazelle Tour Populaire

Bloomers: Sweet Love

C+1: Lynn & Jennifer

Small win: Rolling en masse through the 2nd Street Tunnel

Miles: 23

CicLAvia is an open streets event held several times a year in Los Angeles. The events are held in various parts of the city, but regularly return to the “Heart of LA” route that includes downtown, Chinatown, Echo Park, and Boyle Heights. The city closes several miles of streets to cars, allowing the streets to be filled with folks on foot, on bikes, on roller blades, on skateboards, and other creative non-motorized modes of transportation. The vast sea of humanity in all its colorful flavors always warms my heart and reminds me that I love L.A.

I met up with two of my regular ride buddies, Lynn and Jennifer, and we rode into downtown and joined the route where it passes through the 2nd Street Tunnel. It’s a fun tunnel to ride through, and it has bike lanes, but it’s even more fun to ride through when it is filled with bikes and free of car traffic. From there we continued on through downtown, Little Tokyo, and over the iconic 6th Street Bridge into Boyle Heights and Mariachi Plaza. We stopped for coffee at La Monarca Bakery, a treasure of East L.A.’s latino culture. I indulged in a Tres Leches Lattee and a palmier, both of which were sweet and tasty, without being over-the-top-too-sweet. Afterward, we retraced the route back through downtown and on to the remaining leg into Echo Park.

Beverage: Hot Chocolate

Bike: Capital Bikeshare

Bloomers: Party Pants

C+1: DC Coffeeneurs

Small win: Cross-Country Coffeeneur Connection

Miles: 23

Cross-country coffeeneuring meet up! Coffeeneuring doesn’t get any better than this! Coffee-type beverage: check. Bike ride: check. Fellow coffeeneurs to share the experience with: check ++++++++. Beautiful weather: check. But that’s not all! I got to meet coffeeneurs I’ve previously only seen on social media PLUS I got to see my regular cross-country coffeeneuring buddy, Ilga, PLUS I got to see the Chief Coffeeneur AND the intern. Wow, wow, wow!

Every October I attend a conference in the DC area for patent nerds and other intellectual property attorneys. Somewhere along the way, I connected with some DC area coffee meet-ups for women on bikes, which is how I met fellow coffeeneur Ilga. The women & bikes coffee meet-ups either no longer happen, or no longer sync with my schedule, but Ilga and I have at times arranged to meet for a coffeeneuring ride during my visits. This year, that turned into a mega meet-up after the Chief Coffeeneur invited all coffeeneurs to join in on a Saturday that fell on the very day I had available for coffeeneuring after my conference had ended.

We gathered at Bar Americano, which recently set up a shop at a snack kiosk on the National Mall. I started out from National Harbor, where I snuck out of the last session of the program a bit early, and checked out a bike from the Capital Bikshare docking station just across the street from the Gaylord Hotel. From there, I rolled over the Woodrow Wilson Bridge and took Royal Street through Old Town Alexandria to get to the Mt. Vernon Trail, which took me into DC. As has happened to me before, I got confused trying to follow the Google Maps guidance to get me onto the Francis Case Memorial Bridge, which has a sneaky access point just inside East Potomac Park (Hains Point). Despite my navigational challenges, which included getting confused again on the other side of the bridge, I made it to the Mall, past the construction near the Spy Museum, and found the group at Bar Americano. After a brief greeting, I docked my bike at a nearby station and joined the party.

It was a gorgeous sunny day, and the turnout for our group was impressive. It was especially great to reconnect with the Chief Coffeeneur and the trusty Intern, as well as to see Ilga and meet the real live people behind the posts I’ve seen over the years in the Coffeneurs Facebook group. I enjoyed a hot chocolate and lunched on some pizza, which helped to fuel the return back to Alexandria, which I managed without the confusion, and got back in time to catch my flight home.

Beverage: Amai Signature Latte

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Leaping Lady Leopard Print

C+1: Joni

Small win: Surprising my friend by showing up at her moment of special recognition

Miles: 26

A friend had let me know that the following weekend, a dear long-time friend of ours was going to be honored for her many years of service as curator of the art wall at the Unitarian Universalist Congregation in Santa Monica. For nearly 20 years, I was a regular at this church, which is where I met these friends back in 1998. It’s been awhile since the last time I’d biked to the church services on a Sunday morning, but I remembered enoying the 12 mile ride, and also thought this created another good coffeeneuring opportunity. One of my bike friends, Joni, lives in Santa Monica, so I thought I would see if a post-church coffee ride would fit into her schedule, and it did!

My friend who was being honored for her service was surprised and touched to see me there. I was happy to see her get this recognition, as she had done an amazing job of finding artists and arranging excellent shows, as well as raising money for the church through art sales. It was also nice to catch up with various old friends.

Joni met me there, and suggested we go to Amai, a coffee shop at 17th & Pico, right by Santa Monica College. I had their Signature Latte & almond croissant, which were excellent. They had several choices on the coffee menu that looked worth trying, so I just might have to go back for more. We rolled on through the college campus, and then made a point of passing through downtown Culver City, to check out what it’s like to ride in the bus lane now that Culver City has removed the wonderful protected bike lane that had been installed a couple years ago. The car-brained types had recently taken control of the city council, and thought they could relieve rush hour traffic congestion by reinstating a car lane that had been removed when the special bus and bike lanes had gone in. Of course, rush hour traffic is just as bad as ever despite the lane expansion. Meanwhile, because there are bollards separating the bus lane from the car lanes, we realized that we were slowing down the bus behind us as we cycled in that lane. When we saw an opportunity to pull off to the right and let the bus through, we did. Our verdict: we felt plenty safe biking in the bus lane, but did not like that doing so was undermining the benefit of having a designated bus lane.

We then rode the bike lanes on Adams Blvd, which we both agree is a much better alternative to the bike lanes on Venice Blvd, since the heavy volume of traffic, as well as the large number of busy driveways and intersections along Venice, make Adams a much less stressful option. Meanwhile, Joni suggested we find a place for lunch (yes, that soon after our coffee & pastry stop). Just past where the bike lane ends on Adams at Crenshaw, is a Johnny’s Pastrami shop, so we stopped there. It was over the top, but I was happy to see that a Johnny’s location is so close to where I live. I had never realized I had this great pastrami place just a pleasant little bike ride away.

Beverage: Brown Suga Pumpkin Latte

Bike: Brompton

Bloomers: Groovy Tie Dye

C+1: Jennifer

Small win: Finally getting to check out this funky historic place

Miles: 12

This is a place I’ve been wanting to visit since they opened in February. Quentin Tarantino bought & renovated the historic Vista Theater, and opened the adjoining coffee shop, naming it after Pam Grier, who starred in the 1973 film Coffy. I routed myself there via the new protected bike lane on Hollywood Boulevard and met up with my friend Jennifer. We enjoyed being able to sit outside and keep an eye on our bikes, but unfortunately the noise of crazy traffic at the adjacent multi way intersection is a detractor. I had a delicious Brown Suga Pumpkin Latte and Apple Crumble Pop Pie (like a pop tart / pocket pie treat), while she had the Bold Black Mamba coffee and a decadent chocolate mini loaf cake.

Beverage: Royal Latte

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Pink Zebra Bloomers

C+1: Angie

Small win: Biking in the shade and beauty of Culver City’s tree-lined streets

Miles: 17

The Helms Bakery District has been an attractive retail shopping zone for many years, ever since someone bought the old building in 1972 and fixed up the place. As they say on their website: “Helms Bakery District is a historical Los Angeles destination, with award-winning restaurants, a unique collection of design and home furnishings stores, and simply a perfect place to meet with friends.” More from their website:

First opening its doors in 1931, family-owned and operated Helms Bakery supplied local residents with its fresh-baked bread delivered “Daily at Your Door” for over four decades. While no longer in the business of baked goods, the Helms Bakery building remains a cherished local landmark, recognized for its architectural significance.

From its inception, the bakery was a pristine showplace and a model for mass production. Bakers baked on a large scale, creating breads, cakes, pies, wedding cakes, doughnuts, cookies and even cream puffs — over 150 items in all. For all of its organized chaos, not a crumb was ever out of place. Tour groups were invited to watch as ingredients were poured, mixed and kneaded by the ton. By 1965, the bakery consumed 780 train carloads of white and wheat flour on an annual basis. Over 2 million eggs were used in a single month, and at holiday time, enormous quantities of fruit and nuts went into the batter. All this, of course, required 1,798 miles of wrapping paper.

As much a promoter as a businessman, Paul Helms quickly thrust his local bakery onto the world stage. Helms bread soon became the choice of athletes and astronauts, presidents, kings and Rose Parade queens, chalking up honors that defined an era. Beginning with its designation as Official Bread of the 1932 Olympic Games in Los Angeles, the meteoric rise all but ended with the historic Apollo landing in 1969. At the 1934 California State Fair, it won the first gold medal for bread. Through the years its floats collected ribbons in the Tournament of Roses parade. In the early days of broadcast and again ahead of its time, Helms was “on the air” as sponsor of a hugely popular radio and TV cooking show featuring Helms baked goods. Jane Sterling, the host of the “Tricks and Treats” show, appeared as Helms Home Economist Coris Guy, the Martha Stewart of her day. Just months before the bakery closed, Helms Bakeries supplied Apollo 11 with its life sustaining bread, thus becoming the “first bread on the moon.”

The Helm’s Bakery is a newly-revitalized bakery on the premises, which, in its current form, describes itself as “a modern interpretation of the original including a multi-space layout with a full-service restaurant for breakfast and lunch (to open at a later date), a dedicated bakery with takeaway counter for prepared foods, as well as a retail section of specialty products”. My friend Angie and I were eager to check it out, now that it is in its soft launch phase.

When we arrived, we didn’t notice any bike parking, so we rolled our steeds inside and leaned them against a wall by the entrance. I was bit taken aback to realize what a huge space we had entered. It’s far more than just a bakery. In one corner, there is a deli counter. In another, the bakery counter. In yet another, there is a counter for coffee and pastries. In the center, you can find a distracting variety of cute things for purchase, ranging from cool cookie tins that look like an old-fashioned bakery truck, to packages of fresh, sliced brioche bread or Texas toast (I wasn’t sure which, and was too overwhelmed to study the details).

At the far end, between the deli counter and the baked goods counter, you can watch the bakery staff at work, slicing pies, rolling carts of raw cinnamon rolls to the oven, and overhead, there is a sign board. The sign board is in the style of an old train station sign, where the white letters on a black background are periodically updated to reveal a new message, like: “pre-order your Thanksgiving pies now” and whatnot.

Being eager to check out the cinnamon rolls, we got in the bakery line. It was a long line, but we were entertained by the window show of the bakery in action and attempting to take in the variety of items on display in the center shopping area. When, at last, we made it to the cashier to place our orders, we learned that there were no cinnamon rolls available. We asked about the ones we’d seen on the cart rolling by, and we were told those would be ready in an hour. Meanwhile, we had been gawking at the display of pie slices and giant cookies in the case before us, and decided to select some treats to take home with us. Angie ordered a slice of the corn & honey pie and a semolina pistachio cookie. I ordered four cookies: the semolina pistachio, chocolate pistachio, chocolate chip, and corn & caramel. We then moved on to the coffee & pastry line, where I ordered a Royal Latte and a lemon bun. While waiting for the latte, we found ourselves a table in the outside dining patio and then looked for a place to park the bikes. Turns out the only bike parking was two single-bike racks in front of a furniture store across the courtyard. Given how popular this brand new bakery is, they are definitely going to need to install more bike racks.

The Royal Latte features “house made earl grey—assam—brown sugar syrup & espresso”. I honestly didn’t know what to expect, but clearly I had to try it. Holy cow, it was divine! Like sipping on a gentle cloud that leaves you feeling loved. The lemon bun sounded weird to me, but, hey, it was rolled like a cinnamon bun, so why not check it out since my longing for a cinnamon bun was denied. Well, as consolation prizes go, this was amazeballs. The flake quotient on this pastry was top notch. And that soft lemony taste worked quite well with the flaky pastry and the sprinkled sugar. My treats were so good, I will have to return another day to see if that was real, or if I only dreamt it.

After enjoying our goodies and some conversation on the sunny patio, we returned to our bikes, figured out how to carry our loot to be taken home, and rolled on through the beautifully-tree-lined streets of residential Culver City. We were headed to Jackson Market (which has been featured on Coffeeneuring rides in prior years), but missed a turn here and there, which only led to more beautifully-tree-lined residential streets of Culver City. Eventually, we got there, just to appreciate how cool it is that this charming little market/café sits right there in the middle of a residential block, yet does not destroy the beauty of the street. From there, we rode south on Jackson to the Jackson gate, which provides access to the Ballona Creek bike path. We used that path the circle back towards our part of town. Angie needed to get some things at the Wellington Square Farmer’s Market, situated at a nice midpoint between where she and I live. I made a quick pass through the market, and then headed home.

All in all, it was an easy 16+ mile ride, and a lovely way to wrap up the coffeeneuring challenge.

Now, let’s see what the next decade of coffeeneuring brings.

Great Western Wyoming Lariat Tour

As soon as we’d learned that the extended family’s Summer 2022 gathering would be near Jackson Hole, El Cochinito made the suggestion: why don’t we plan our bike adventure around that, and explore Wyoming? Wow! What an intriguing thought. There are a couple of great National Parks right there, and, well, who knows what else Wyoming has to offer? But I also hesitated for a moment: what are the roads like in Wyoming? Is it bike friendly? Aren’t the roads through the National Parks narrow and filled with RVs and their extra wide side mirrors? After all, it was one of those side mirrors that knocked him off his bike back in 1977 when he rode the Bike Centennial route as a teen. So I started looking to see what the interwebs had to say about biking in Wyoming. I discovered the Wyoming Highway Department has put out a map of all their state highways, coded to indicate such useful information as how wide the shoulders are, how much traffic they get, and even noteworthy headwinds and inclines. That was impressive, but it was also dated 2006. Did they stop updating because they figured no one in their right mind would bike on Wyoming highways any more, or were conditions pretty much the same? (I have since found one that is dated 2013, so it has been updated, and perhaps one must do a better job of searching than I did to find the most recent version.)

2006 Wyoming State Bicycle Guidance Map

This trip got planned in a bit of an odd sequence. We first bought the plane tickets, timed to get us to Jackson a full two weeks before the family gathering would begin. Then we started looking at maps and figuring out a route that would take us through interesting sights and set us up with a decent target destination for each night without committing to an unrealistic daily mileage. I purchased a couple of pertinent maps from the Adventure Cycling Association (ACA), and also investigated the bike trails of Wyoming. We booked our accommodations, and worked a few rest days into our planning. The search for accommodations was fascinating, and the range of prices spanned an order of magnitude, but we knew we would be getting a taste of Wyoming. We had no idea what a fantastic trip we were planning.

That was February. We had five months to get ready. Given that we would be riding at altitude and into headwinds, we knew we needed to be in good shape. In addition to training rides, we started taking iron supplements to boost our oxygen-carrying capacity, and I added some higher intensity cardio workouts to my regular exercise routine to increase my stamina. Beyond our favorite local training rides, we enjoyed a couple of special training opportunities. In early April, we joined some friends for a few days of camping and biking in Death Valley (hmmm, no blog post on that adventure). For Memorial Day weekend, we did a two-day ride up to Santa Barbara (I did blog about that one here). I started stocking up on Cliff bars, electrolyte tablets, and energy gels, and making lists of things we’d want to bring, mindful that each little thing would add weight to the bike.

The excitement builds

One aspect of the anticipation was a new bike we were expecting, which we believed would arrive in time for the trip. Back in December, I had seen a campaign for a raffle drawing for a Surly Midnight Special, with each $5 donated to a charity entitling the donor to an entry. The cause was a worthy one: Full Cycle, a bike shop in Minneapolis that offers youth a chance to earn a bike by helping out as they learn how to work on bikes. And Surly is known for bikes that serve well for touring, adventure, and hauling stuff. I thought that might be the way to get El Cochinito to try a touring bike: win one for him. Well, I donated $100 to the cause, and ended up being the lucky winner. The folks at Surly, upon learning of my intentions for the bike, offered to swap a more suitable touring bike from their collection for the Midnight Special. The designated beneficiary opted for the well-regarded Surly Disc Trucker; we just needed to wait a wee bit for a new shipment to come in.

We waited, and we waited, and we waited, patiently, of course, but then we started getting nervous that it might not arrive in time. You know how those supply chain issues can be — out of everyone’s control, especially in the age of covid. We really wanted to have a little time for testing out and adjusting the bike. What if it was like the new bike El Cochinito got me in 2020 – the one that arrived just AFTER we had already left town for our bike adventure in the Eastern Sierras? But then, wouldn’t you know it: just in the nick of time, the Surly was shipped directly to our local bike shop for assembly. Soon it would be ready for its first test ride.

And now for the hiccups

Then, shortly before our trip, El Cochinito came down with covid. He had supported me when I had my bout with the virus just a month prior. Now it was my turn to be the caregiver, and I had every incentive to do what I could to ensure he was able to rest and recover as quickly and completely as possible. He was able to start taking Paxlovid right away, and remained optimistic, but we had to give some thought to how we could modify our plans if necessary. Yet neither of us liked the idea of missing out on a trip we had been planning and preparing for over the last several months. Luckily, just in time, he tested negative, and felt sort of well enough to take the Surly out for a test ride. That test ride was on the short side, and it was apparent he wasn’t back to 100%, but neither was he deterred. We knew we had to remain flexible with our plans, but things were (maybe) looking up.

Day 1: Jackson to Colter Bay (Grand Teton National Park)  – 32, no, make that 42 miles

We flew to Jackson, unpacked and assembled our bikes out in front of the airport, and got ready to roll. As soon as we mounted our bikes, we encountered our next glitch: the steering tube of my bike, which hadn’t looked right when I went to assemble it, was haywire, and my bike was simply unrideable. Holy jeepers, now what? We needed to ride 32 miles to get to our first night’s lodging, yet we couldn’t even ride out of the airport parking lot. We started googling for local bike shops, hoping someone could help us. We called a mobile bike repair service, but they weren’t available. We got lucky with Hoff’s Bikesmith in downtown Jackson, who said they could help us out if we could get ourselves and our bikes over there. Luckily, there were several large SUV rideshare vehicles waiting at the airport to offer rides to arriving visitors, and we found one that could accommodate the two of us and our two bikes. Our driver took us to Hoff’s, and we were able to make sure both of our bikes were properly assembled and road-ready. That little delay meant, however, that instead of starting our 32-mile ride at 2 PM, we were starting a 42-mile ride at 4 PM.

At least the first 20 of those miles was on a lovely bike path that takes you from Jackson into Grand Teton National Park. We then stopped for a rest break at Jenny Lake. We filled our water bottles and had some Cliff bars. El Cochinito was really feeling the misery of biking while being in covid recovery. He said, at that point, that he could maybe, maybe, ride at most another 10 miles, but certainly not another 20. We figured we would just take it as it comes, and flag down one of the many RVs or trucks passing by if he ended up needing a ride to get to our cabin for the night.

That rest break at Jenny Lake served us well, though, and we got back on our way. The park is beautiful, the lake is beautiful, and we were there – finally actually riding our much-anticipated tour. We paused briefly to take in the view of the lake and watch a fox slink by. We took our time, and El Cochinito surprised us both by powering through. No RV assistance required after all. We were delighted to make it to our cabin at Colter Bay at 8 PM, just before it got dark. We got dinner at the camp restaurant, and spent our evening listening to a fascinating audiobook about the history of Yellowstone National Park, our destination for the next day.

Arriving at our cabin at Colter Bay – still light out after 8 PM

Day 2: Colter Bay to Lake Lodge (Yellowstone National Park) – 62 miles

That next morning, or actually starting during the night, El Cochinito woke up to a new challenge: tooth pain. And I woke up to find that my rear tire was flat. The latter he was able to fix for me, but I was helpless to fix his problem. We decided we would simply continue to take it as it comes, and keep an open mind about modifying our trip if necessary. But who wants to have a dental emergency while on a bike tour? Hard to just put that out of mind.

Although I didn’t like my ride buddy having to struggle with his discomforts, I have to admit I enjoyed the slower pace we were riding. It was nice to not be the one holding us up, to feel free to tootle along at a leisurely pace. Besides, I wanted to savor the riding for as long as it might last. There was no telling how long our bike tour would continue, so I might as well make the most of it. This was, after all, one of the most beautiful places to ride.

With sleeping in, a flat tire repair, and some phone calls to be made, we got a late start on day 2, but we still had a gorgeous day of riding. We took some moderate climbs at a relaxed pace, took in the beauty of Lewis Falls off to our left, found ourselves awestruck looking down at the Lewis River snaking along off to our right, and got ourselves up and over the Continental Divide. The second half of the ride was gentle and beautiful, highlighted by a mystical, magical moment when the lightest sprinkle of mist added a glistening glow in the late afternoon sun as we rode through a forest. We made it to our cabin at 6:30. My ride buddy set us up with a dinner reservation at the nearby Yellowstone Lake Lodge. The Lodge has a nice grand room where we took in the view of Yellowstone Lake before dinner. The restaurant was huge, with a high ceiling, large windows facing the lake, and was even grander than the lobby. At the same time, it was bustling with guests, including families with kids running around. The ambiance was a delightful mixture of fine dining elegance and family camp.

Day 3: Lake Lodge to Cody – 82 miles

The next morning, we had some matters to attend to that required access to a printer, and that required a stop at the big Lodge before heading out, making for yet another late start to our riding day. Once business was resolved, we were treated to a crowd of bison grazing on the lawn just outside the big Lodge as we rolled out and on our way. We continued eastward through the park, taking in the gorgeous scenery. I couldn’t help but wonder how many people may have driven through here and missed so much of the beauty due to the speed and constraints of being in a car.

Bison chilling outside of Lake Lodge (big yellow building) in Yellowstone

We knew we had a long day ahead, and that there would be some distance to cover between amenities, so we stocked up at a store before leaving the park, making sure we had snack food and extra water. We had a lot of miles to cover that day, but we also knew that, after Sylvan Pass, it would be pretty much all downhill into Cody.

Sylvan Pass was both beautiful and exhilarating. The climbing wasn’t bad, we reached the 8,530-foot summit sooner than expected, and the descent was absolutely glorious. I hope I never lose my memory of that descent. Still glowing from the thrill, we arrived at Pahaska Tepee, which turned out to be a great place to stop for lunch. The man who served us seemed to be either the owner, or perhaps a life-long employee, but certainly knowledgeable and proud of the local history, which he was happy to share with us.

After filling our bellies and our water bottles, we continued our eastward trek. While it may have been downhill, it didn’t really seem so, as the heat and headwinds bore down on us. As glorious as the first 30 or so miles had been that day, the next 50 miles after Pahaska Tepee were tough. The day got long, the scenery more sparse, dry, and more, well, what I have long imagined most of Wyoming to be: rather on the harsh and barren side. We had to stop from time to time and take a rest. My ride buddy was miserable. This was no ride to be doing while recovering from covid and nursing a toothache. We began to wonder how long it would take to get to Cody. Would we even get there before dark? Previously, we had thought we might get to Cody with enough time to explore the town, maybe even take in a rodeo. It became clear that such bonus activities were not going to happen – we’d be glad just to get there and make it to our hotel.

We were following the ACA bike route, which sometimes led us to get off the highway and take an alternate road. Sometimes those detours meant a quieter, less-stressful road that ran more or less parallel to the highway, but other times, it took us on a rough, rocky gravel road or something that added more extra miles than we wanted to take on. As we got closer to Cody, the route seemed to lead us to a dam area that we started to enter until realizing the road was not open. We had to turn around and get back on the shoulder of the highway, just as it passed through a big tunnel. I was nervous, as it was dark and long, and there was no shoulder – we had to ride in the same travel lane with motorized highway traffic. The first part of the tunnel was actually quite fun. We were moving at a fast pace and it was exciting. But as we got faster, my wheels started to feel a bit unstable under me, and I wasn’t sure I could maintain control of the bike. Between the uncertain control, the dark, the fear of cars behind us, and not knowing how much longer we would be in tunnel, it was all I could do to keep from freaking out. After all, pulling off to the side of the road was certainly not an option. When we finally made it to the end of the last of a series of tunnels, I had to pull over and pull myself together. It turned out El Cochinito had loved the whole thing. He did not experience the instability I was having, and loved the thrill of it. Shortly after we resumed riding, I noticed there was a road off to the left side of the highway that seemed to have come up from underneath, and perhaps might have been part of that ACA bike route that had directed us to the dam area. I studied the map later, and my working theory is that, had we arrived earlier in the day when the dam was still open to visitors, we could have biked on through and connected up with that road that comes up the other side, avoiding the scary tunnel experience.

Soon, we could see Cody ahead of us. That brought welcome relief. One of the first things we saw as we approached the town from the west was the rodeo grounds. We stopped to snap a photo, and figured that was enough rodeo experience for us. We still had a few miles to go before arriving at our accommodations for the night, the historic Buffalo Bill Cody’s Irma Hotel. Each room of this charming establishment was named after a different person from the town’s history. But first we had to get checked in. Although we’d been promised a room on the ground floor so that we could roll our bikes in, that turned out not to be available to us. El Cochinito was speaking with the woman at the front desk while I waited outside with the bikes. I missed the part where the woman was taken aback when she heard we were from Los Angeles. You’d think we were alien life forms. She was kind to us, though, and let us park our bikes in the hallway of the ground floor. We just locked the bikes to each other, and they were fine.

We encountered lots of folks in Wyoming who were very friendly, but also made it clear they did not want anybody like us (from California, of all places) to entertain thoughts of moving to Wyoming. As much as we enjoyed visiting the place, we were not tempted to make it our home.

We were too beat to consider going anywhere that night, and looked for a restaurant that was open and within as short a walking distance as possible. Although there were several establishments right across the street, most either weren’t open or had a long wait. Luckily, we found a pizza place a few blocks away that fit the bill.

Day 4: Cody to Greybull – 60 miles

Another longer-than-expected day of riding in heat and headwinds had us making a point of having one rider pull the other to keep our energy going. We also got a full sense of how few and far between the towns are in Wyoming. My ride buddy was really feeling the tooth pain and needed to do something about it. He called ahead to an urgent care clinic just south of Greybull and was assured that he could be seen that evening. Although the ACA bike route has riders take a road that drops a little south of state route 14 through the town of Burlington before heading east into Basin, a town just south of Greybull where the clinic is located, we opted to stay on 14 because it heads more directly into Greybull and avoids an uphill climb to go north from Basin into Greybull. Shortly after making that decision, we rolled into the town of Emblem, where we were eager to get water, as we had completely run out. That’s when we began to understand why the ACA route sends cyclists south through Burlington. Emblem, Wyoming has a population of 10, and zero shops of any kind. Burlington is an actual town, and, had we paid more attention to the ACA map, we would have noted that it has a store. The only business of any kind we encountered in Emblem was the post office, which appeared deserted. But there was a residence behind the post office, and El Cochinito knocked at the door. When no one answered, he looked around and found a garden hose, and used that to refill our bottles. I get uncomfortable about helping myself to someone else’s garden hose without permission, but I am grateful that my ride buddy has no such qualms. We found a shady spot nearby to rest and rehydrate.

Thank goodness my ride buddy had found us some water, as shortly thereafter, I got a flat tire, which meant more time in the heat. Those last 20 miles into Greybull seemed like an eternity. We knew the road would curve right and head south just before Greybull, and as excited as I was to spot the curve in the road, even that curve seemed to take forever. It was over 100 degrees when we got to Greybull, no wonder it felt so rough even though it was a gentle downhill most of the day. The town of Greybull is quite small, though, and once there, it was easy to spot the Historic Greybull Hotel. A charming place with a friendly owner who did have a ground floor room that was perfect for us to roll our bikes into. And the air conditioning felt marvelous.

As a first order of business, El Cochinito asked our friendly hotel proprietor about the best way to get transportation to the urgent care clinic, as we were not going to bike anywhere that evening. In response, the owner asked, “Are you a good driver?” He told us the keys to his car were in the door pocket, and we could find it just outside in front of the hotel. So we left our bikes and panniers in our room, and headed off to urgent care. The good folks at the clinic set El Cochinito up with some antibiotics and pain medication, after which we returned to Greybull and enjoyed a prime rib dinner at the speakeasy-like restaurant down below the ground floor. We had come a long grueling way from Yellowstone National Park, but things were looking up.

Day 5: Greybull to Thermopolis – 73 miles

Continuing south the next morning was nice and downhill (that same hill between Greybull and Basin that we carefully avoided riding up the day before. We saw lots of bee hotels along the way, and followed the ACA route’s guidance to take Orchard Bench Road, which took us through some nice farmland. We rolled along the kind of gently curving roads and scenery that put one’s being at ease. Later, we were back on the main road, and grateful we got our early start before the heat kicked in.

We stopped for lunch in Worland, which has a number of businesses, including a bike shop, but unfortunately it was Sunday, and the shop was closed. No re-stocking of inner tubes on this day. We rode into town over an old bridge and enjoyed Mexican food for lunch. Although we only had another 41 miles to Thermopolis, it was another day that got longer and hotter in the afternoon. As refreshing and pleasant as our day began, the afternoon heat was grueling. We left Worland with all 5 of our water bottles filled, plus the spare liter, and it still wasn’t enough to get us all the way. Our hopes were raised when we saw signs for Kirby, a small community just north of Thermopolis, where we turned off the road, thinking we could refill our water bottles. Although there was a billboard on the highway pointing to the family-friendly Kirby Bar & Grill, and also a tavern called Butch’s Place, neither was open, and the entire sad little “town” seemed deserted. In fact, the Kirby Bar & Grill looked as if it must have closed when covid hit, if not before then, and would not be reopening ever. The one business that looked like it was a going operation was the Distillery, which unfortunately is closed on Sundays. Although whiskey wasn’t quite what we needed at that moment, we had hoped they could provide some water. Feeling a bit defeated, not to mention overheated, we laid down on the shaded porch in front of Butch’s Place and took a little rest.

Heading out of Kirby, the ACA route was directing us to a small road running parallel to the state highway, and so we tried taking that road south toward Thermopolis. But the road surface was unpaved, with large, loose rocks that were hard to ride on. Even though the road was barely rideable, it turned out to be fortuitous that we headed this way, as we saw some kids playing in the front yard of a house. El Cochinito asked the young boy out front if they had a hose we could use to get some water, and the sweet kid offered us cold water from the house. His older sister graciously took our water bottles inside to fill them while the boy visited with us, asking if we were in a race. We chatted with him about our ride and the plan to spend the next few days in Thermopolis. He gave us his recommendations for where to eat and which hot springs to visit during our upcoming stay. He also gave us the scoop on the road ahead – that it leads to a bridge that is privately owned and can’t be crossed without permission of the owner. When his sister returned, she confirmed that we should not go that way, as we would not be able to cross the bridge. With that information, we turned back along the gravel road and returned to the highway. Although we were close to Thermopolis, we were so grateful to get that much-needed water to get us through those last several miles. The scenery quickly turned more colorful, and it became necessary to stop and snap pictures of the river bending through the red earth. Those last 15 miles were some of the most beautiful. We rolled into town about 5:30, completely wiped out, but glad to have completed the 312 miles of the first half of our journey. Today’s roadkill tally: 2 raccoons, 2 skunks, 3 birds, 1 rabbit, 1 cat?/fox?, and 1 lazyboy-type recliner.

Thermopolis would be our place to take a few days of rest in the middle of our journey. We had booked a small cottage through AirBnB, and planned to take advantage of the town’s hot springs. The cottage was just right for our needs. As a first order of business, El Cochinito contacted our host to ask if she could recommend a local dentist. That referral led to his new favorite place to go for dental work: Paintbrush Dental in Thermopolis, Wyoming. But it was still only Sunday, and first we had to shower up and find us a place for dinner. When we walked the few blocks into town, we noticed a Thai restaurant that looked interesting, but it was closed. The main street through downtown Thermopolis is only about two blocks long, and we saw only one other restaurant, which we recognized as the one recommended by our new friend from the gravel road: One Eyed Buffalo Brewing Company.

We refreshed ourselves at the One Eyed Buffalo with some hard-earned beer, and tried our first Rocky Mountain Oysters. I can now say that I’ve tried them. They were neither repulsive nor delectable. Points for novelty, but no need to try them again.

Days 6 to 8: Chilling in Thermopolis

Monday morning, while El Cochinito visited Paintbrush Dental, I rode to a market to stock up on groceries. We then had lunch at a café in the back of a health food store on the main drag, but upon returning to our bikes parked out front, I discovered the first of a series of flat tires I would get while we were in Thermopolis. The place may be known for its natural hot springs, but it’s got goatheads like nobody’s business. I was running out of spare inner tubes, so got to work patching up the punctured ones. The more I patched, the more punctures I found. It got a bit ridiculous, but Thermopolis doesn’t have any bike shops, so I had to do what I could with the tubes I had. For dinner we ventured off the main street and along the big road heading south from downtown, where we found Los Cabos, a Mexican restaurant with large metal dinosaur statues out front, because, well, this is Wyoming. Apparently, Thermopolis is the home of the Wyoming Dinosaur Center.

On Tuesday, we embraced the thermal part of Thermopolis, a town that boasts itself as home of the world’s largest mineral hot springs. There are three different places you can go to soak here. We went to Star Plunge, as recommended by our little friend, where we did our best to rejuvenate ourselves before tackling the second half of our tour.

Our last full day in Thermopolis began with a final soak in the hot springs. After getting yet another flat tire (did I mention there are goatheads everywhere here?), we switched to walking to get around town. This gave us a better opportunity to take in the local architecture and varied housing structures. I will assume the building code is fairly flexible here, and that folks go with what meets their practical needs and/or expresses their peculiar tastes. A charming and funky form of free expression, if not aesthetically pleasing.

By this time, I’d learned there might be inner tubes available at the Thermopolis Hardware & Mercantile. I biked over there, a ways beyond the Mexican/dinosaur restaurant. The Mercantile is the kind of place where you just lean your bike against something out front and maybe lock it to itself, not worrying about it still being there when you return. I found my way through the large store to the aisle that has bike things, and spent an inordinate amount of time agonizing over whether to buy an inner tube that was sort of close to the right size, and/or buy some sealant (that’s what the locals say you have to use to stand a chance against the goatheads). I kept looking things up on my phone, trying to figure out how to translate the tire sizes they had (marked in inches) to metric dimensions that I could compare to my own bike tires. I worried that sealant was a bad idea, given instructions to first completely deflate and then put in the sealant – what if part one worked, and part two failed? I ended up buying both a wrong-sized tube and the sealant, and ultimately never used either. But it did give me some small peace of mind to know that I had these available as a last resort in case things got desperate.

Day 9: Thermopolis to Riverton via Wind River Canyon – 62 miles

Rolling south out of Thermopolis provided pretty scenery and great riding as we made our way through Wind River Canyon. This place has a mystical quality to it. The wind is real, the river is beautiful, and the canyon is stately. I could go back and enjoy that ride again. We passed a few campgrounds along the river, where we stopped at one point to refill water bottles and inspect El Cochinito’s wheel that seemed unable to roll quite right, although it was functional enough. As we continued south on Highway 20, we took in the best scenery and a few pictures in the heart of the canyon. We rode past Boysen Dam and Reservoir. Highway 20 ends at Shoshoni, where we turned west onto Highway 26. At that junction, we stopped for lunch at a convenience store that offered a sandwich counter and a small picnic area in the parking lot. We ended up sharing the picnic spot with a large group of motorcyclists. They were a friendly lot who perfectly suited any stereotypes you might have of a friendly motorcycle gang, and we enjoyed sharing stories about our riding adventures.

Later in the day, we felt some heat and encountered high speed traffic as we continued southwest to Riverton. We rolled with it and got the job done. After 60+ miles, though, we were HUNGRY!! We feasted at the Riverton Hotel & Casino, where we enjoyed nice accommodations for a bargain price, as well as a selection of dining options.

No flat tires (yay!); Roadkill: 2 birds, 1 raccoon, 1 bicycle tire (not my size), 1 work boot.

Day 10: Riverton to Lander – 30 miles

This was a delightful day of easy rolling from one Hotel/Casino to another. Before getting to the Lander Casino, we stopped in town at The Bike Mill, a shop that knew just what was wrong with El Cochinito’s wheel. We learned that his new Surly was missing a special end cap piece that can come loose when the bike is unpacked from its original box, and the mechanic set out to create a custom replacement part. While he worked on that, we stepped across the street to enjoy a delicious lunch at Gannett Grill. Back at The Bike Mill, we picked up the repaired Surly, pumped up my tires, and stocked up on bike supplies. We stayed in town a little longer since I had a zoom meeting with a client on the schedule, which I was able to do at Lander Bake Shop, just a couple blocks farther up Main Street. After finishing up with my meeting, we headed on to the Shoshone Rose Casino, our stop for the night. Those last few miles served up some powerfully strong winds, which turned the short distance into a real bike ride! El Cochinito set up his Bose speaker and served up some tunes to help us turn the chore into a party.

Roadkill tally: 2 birds, 1 mouse, 2 bunnies, 4 presumptive raccoons, and one half of a gopher or other small rodent (just the hindquarters).

Day 11: Lander to Dubois – 70 miles

We got an early start to take care of business before the winds could wear us down. This was, after all, the area on the State Highway map where handy indicators note the average strength and direction of the winds would be working against us.  There are also long stretches with no businesses. Yet we saw a guy backpacking along the road, just him, his backpack, and his brightly colored socks.

We were grateful for the general store in Crowheart, where we got some lunch and snacks, and dined at the picnic table out front. There we met three other bike tourists making the same trip from Lander to Dubois. We ended up hanging around at the picnic table for an hour, waiting for a storm to blow by. Farther up the road, we had fun interacting with an adorable group of horses, who seemed to be fascinated with us, then started gallivanting around. It felt like a playful conversation.

The latter part of the trek from Lander to Dubois featured some strong headwinds accompanied by ever more beautiful scenery as we worked our way to higher elevations. At one point, we saw a face in the rocky formation of Wind Ridge. We tried to decide who it looked like: Jesus? Guy Fawkes? It was a tiring day, but we made it!

Roadkill Tally: 1 mouse, 2 birds, 3 deer, 4 unidentifiable flattened furry critters, 1 baseball cap, 2 cat litter box covers, and 1 Keen sandal.

Day 12: Rest day in Dubois

We spent two nights in a cute little cabin at the Twin Pines Lodge & Cabins in Dubois. Our cabin featured a front porch and a very pine-y interior, complete with just the kind of bed you would expect in a log cabin.  We enjoyed a couple of meals at the outdoor tables of the Cowboy Café. If a town is only going to have one place worth eating at, this is a good one for the purpose. I used the day off the bike to write a patent application, grateful for a profession that allows me this kind of flexibility. But it felt weird to not ride the bike at all that day.

The town features another curious site that looks like it might be part of an abandoned mine, or??? But, per the interwebs, this is where a guy named Appleman, who owned a bar in Dubois, blasted a hole in this hill and used it for cold storage for his booze.

Day 13: Dubois to Colter Bay – 68 miles

We found a diner where we loaded up on a hearty breakfast on our way out of Dubois. The first 20 miles out of Dubois featured mosquitos and some gradual climbing. We then stopped for a break and a second breakfast at the Lava Mountain Lodge before tackling the last, hardest part of the climb up Togwotee (pronounced “TAA·gwuh·tee”) Pass. Just being in the mountains was feeding my soul and giving me energy, so I remained hopeful that powerful mountain vibe would carry me all the way.

We were more than two miles up that climb when we stopped to take a few swigs from our water bottles, and that’s when El Cochinito realized he’d left his bottles behind at the Lava Mountain Lodge. He insisted I stay put and wait while he circled back to retrieve them. Considering the distance and climb, he returned rather quickly, but it was hard to be comfortable with simply waiting around while he took that little trek alone. I explored the area a wee bit, and looked for a suitable place to rest and wait while also making myself easy to find when he returned. It all turned out fine, and soon enough, I was biking with my ride buddy again.

The rest of the ride to Colter Bay was glorious! After the headwinds-enhanced climb up Togwotee Pass and crossing the continental divide once again, we were treated to a looong 6% grade descent, all facing the beauty of Grand Teton. We stopped at a vista point a little ways beyond the summit and took in some awe-inspiring beauty. We snapped several pictures of the giant meadow with pretty light purple wildflowers and the gorgeous mountains of Grand Teton standing proudly in the distance. It was one of those extraordinary experiences that won’t be forgotten.

That night we settled in to our cute little tent/cabin in Colter Bay, where we rented sleeping bags and spent the next two nights.

Day 14: Colter Bay to Jackson – 42 miles

What a grand finale! We spent some time in the morning exploring the Colter Bay area, and then enjoyed a really fun, fast, and beautiful ride back to Jackson. (Jackson! As in we sang along to Johnny Cash and June Carter singing about how “we’re going to Jackson – Jackson!”)

Since we would be returning to our tent/cabin at Colter Bay that night, we didn’t need to bring our panniers, and it felt great to roll a little lighter. The bike path that runs all the way from Jenny Lake to Jackson is an absolute treat (especially in this direction). Along the way, we stopped at the Jackson airport to greet two of our kids who were going to join us for the retreat in nearby Alpine with the extended family. The kids picked up a rental car and drove into Jackson proper, while we rolled on into town to drop off our bikes with the good folks at Hoff Bike Smith, who had fixed our bikes on day one, and would pack them up for the return flight home. We grabbed some lunch in town with the kids, and then drove back to Colter Bay to spend that last night camping with them before heading on to Alpine the next day.

And, with that, we had completed 600 miles of biking in two weeks. Not bad, especially when you consider that one of us was recovering from covid and battling tooth pain. Real cyclists don’t let a little root canal get in the way of an epic journey, right?

Coffeeneuring 2023: Lucky 13

This being the 13th year of the Coffeeneuring Challenge, the theme was “Lucky 13”. With that theme and few scheduling conflicts to make the challenge very challenging, I went bonkers this year. I let go of fancy notions that I would only visit new-to-me coffee shops, or make sure I wore a different pair of Bloomers for each ride, and just embraced what I enjoy most about coffeeneuring: the connection to community. I like to think that my theme this year was all about maximizing my good fortune.

As many others have experienced, the pandemic changed my work life. Not radically, as I have my own simple little patent law practice, and it had been just me and my paralegal working at the small office space I had been renting for many years. My work can be done any where I have a computer and an internet connection, so the main purpose of the office space was to provide a workplace for my paralegal, and to make it easy for the two of us to come together in a common place to communicate and coordinate our workflow. But along came COVID-19, so in March of 2020, I set up my paralegal with a laptop she could use to connect to the office from home and we began the remote work life. As it turns out, she really liked working from home and never wanted to come back to the office. I understood, but I still had to cope with the loss of that daily social contact outside the home. By Summer 2022, I was faced with the end of my office lease and the reality that it made no sense to keep renting the office just for myself. Since then, I have also been working from home. Although it generally works well for me, I have become keenly aware of how important it is for me to get out and interact with other humans (besides my spouse, as much as I love him) on a regular basis.

For that reason, I chose to focus less on careful selection of coffee shops or routes, and more on making sure I involved at least one other human in each of my coffeeneuring rides. And I went bonkers by doing more than the required minimum of 7 coffee rides, and even doubling up on the coffee shops the first two days out. I ended up deciding to embrace the numerical theme of this year’s challenge, and see if I could get 13 coffee rides into the 7 weeks. After all, Los Angeles offers an unlimited supply of coffee shops and beautiful places to ride.

The background and rules of the coffeeneuring challenge can be found here, and I have explained the game in posts from coffeeneuring challenges I’ve completed in the past. The rules change slightly each year, but the consistent part is that one has 7 weeks in which to visit 7 different coffee shops (or coffee outside locations), and consume coffee (or other coffee-like beverage, such as tea or cider or hot chocolate) at each one, arriving by bike, and documenting each ride in some fashion. The mileage requirement is minimal: at least 2 miles roundtrip per coffee ride, and only two coffee rides per week can be counted toward the event. The dates for this year’s challenge were October 7th to November 20th, and I took advantage of that full range of dates. My rides are cataloged below, a list that serves as my “control card”:

Double duty: Sqrl before the group ride to LA’s BikeFest, and Gong Cha with Joni after BikeFest

October 7: Double Duty – Sqirl, Virgil Village, Carmelized Vanilla Latte + Gong Cha, Little Tokyo, Iced Green Tea

  • Bike: Brompton
  • Bloomers: Sweet Love Bloomers
  • Companion(s): Started solo, but met up with a group ride to LA’s Bike Fest & later rode to GongCha with Joni
  • Miles: 17

The special fun today was joining a group ride along Sunset Boulevard (where we hope to get protected bike lanes for an essential corridor) to the Highland Park Brewery, which was hosting BikeFest, a fundraiser party for BikeLA (formerly known as the Los Angeles County Bicycle Coalition). After the event, my friend Joni and I rode together on our Bromptons to get some Iced Tea in Little Tokyo.

Another double-up day: Alfred Coffee before the Bicycle Nomad presentation of Truth & Dignity, and Alana’s Coffee Roaster for the after party

October 8: Double Duty – Alfred Coffee, Marina del Rey, Lavender Latte + Alana’s, Mar Vista, Chipotle Hot Chocolate

Today’s special fun was riding with Yolanda and Jennifer to meet up with other friends at the Marina del Rey REI store, which was hosting a special film screening and presentation by the Bicycle Nomad, Erick Cedeno. We saw his film “Truth & Dignity”, which chronicles his 1900 mile journey tracing the Bicycle Corps expedition from Missoula, Montana to St. Louis, Missouri in 1897. While waiting for the program to begin, our group visited the nearby Alfred Coffee. Then afterward, we rode together along the Marvin Braude Bike Trail to Mar Vista, where we enjoyed further coffee and conversation at Alana’s Coffee Roaster.

CicLAvia in downtown LA, featuring the 6th Street Bridge, Mariachi Plaza, & Chinatown, followed by a stop in USC Village with Lynn

October 15: Stout + Burger, USC Village, Dr. Pepper Float

Kind Grounds with Women on Bikes Culver City

October 16: Kind Grounds, Mar Vista, Pumpkin Spice Latte

  • Bike: Brompton
  • Bloomers: PinkaDot
  • Companions: Women On Bikes Culver City
  • Miles: 18
Cross-country Coffeeneuring with Ilga at Brij in Crystal City, Virginia, while I was in town for a conference. We met through the Facebook group for Coffeeneurs a few years ago, and have been able to meet up for coffee rides from time to time!

October 21: Brij, Crystal City, Virginia, Chocolate Hazelnut Latte

  • Bike: Capital Bikeshare
  • Bloomers: Party Pants
  • Companion: Ilga
  • Miles: 5
Document Coffee Shop with Joni & our Bromptons. Joni knows I look for folks to do coffee rides with me this time of year, and she reached out one day while in my neighborhood.
The shop features a fascinating gallery of photos of all kinds of people. It was hard to pick a favorite portrait to share with you here, but this woman’s cat was particularly intriguing.

October 23: Document Coffee Shop, Koreatown, Maple Latte

  • Bike: Brompton
  • Bloomers: PinkaDot
  • Companion: Joni
  • Miles: 2
They closed the 110 Freeway (Arroyo Seco Parkway between Los Angeles & Pasadena) to cars for the day, and let the people put it to its proper use. What an amazing day shared with about 45,000 fellow humans! Rob & I added a stop at Tiffany’s in Pasadena, where he went full breakfast & I had me a caramel latte & a decadent sweet treat.

October 29: Tiffany’s Coffee, Pasadena, Caramel Latte

Women on Bike Culver City rolling to The Boy & The Bear
But first we stopped to visit the air plant man, where we were dazzled by his incredible yard full of all manner of air plants plus a very special chicken.
Then I enjoyed my caramel latte with an apple danish. So delicious!

October 30: The Boy & The Bear, Culver City, Caramel Latte

  • Bike: Brompton
  • Bloomers: Dazzling Amethyst
  • Companions: Women On Bikes Culver City
  • Miles: 21
Dropping in on Hubby’s field trip with students to the Fairfax Farmer’s Market, where I picked up a cafe de olla at Coffee Corner, then joined him at the crepe stand.
Afterwards, I rode over to Koreatown and joined Jennifer at Alchemist Coffee Project, where I had a fancy iced tiramisu latte.

November 5: Double Duty – Coffee Corner, Fairfax Farmer’s Market, Cafe de Olla, Alchemist Coffee Project, Tiramisu Latte

  • Bike: Brompton
  • Bloomers: Groovy Tie Dye
  • Companions: El Cochinito, Jennifer
  • Miles: 12.6
Riding to Jackson Market with Women on Bikes Culver City, with a stop at the misting sculpture in front of Cooportunity Market. At Jackson Market, I could not resist the cinnamon roll, which was accompanied by a cafe au lait.
Jackson Market has a beautiful patio out back, with a koi pond and a waterfall.

November 6: Jackson Market, Culver City, Cafe au Lait

  • Bike: Brompton
  • Bloomers: PinkaDot
  • Companions: Women On Bikes Culver City
  • Miles: 19.5
Riding through Beverly Hills as we headed west.
Amazing pastries at Chaumont in Santa Monica. And I loved the hot chocolate.

November 11: Chaumont, Santa Monica, Hot Dark Chocolate

  • Bike: Bianchi Infinito
  • Bloomers: Hot Pink Zebra
  • Companion: El Cochinito
  • Miles: 30
Bike paths & bike lanes for almost the whole ride home from Chaumont.
French Press for coffee outside at the Griffith Park Helipad with Helipadders with a bonus Kettle Glazed donut
Continuing on Vista del Valle up to the Griffith Observatory with Lynn, enjoying clear views of the Hollywood sign & downtown along the way.

November 19: Helipad, Griffith Park, French Press Crema

The lovely ride from Culver City Hall to Pen Mar Golf Course

November 20: Penmar, Venice, Mocha

B.L.A.T. Breakfast & Mocha at Pen Mar with Women on Bikes Culver City. Almost lost my jacket on the ride home, but noticed in time to be able to circle back and retrieve it. There it was: right in the middle of the bike lane.

That’s 13 rides for the Lucky 13. Even if the Dr. Pepper float doesn’t qualify as a legit coffeeneuring beverage, I have plenty of bonus rides to spare.

I am lucky, indeed. My life is full of bikes, an endless supply of coffee shops to visit, and friends with which to share the experience. It doesn’t hurt that I also happen to live in a place where the weather is almost always bike-friendly. As if that wasn’t reward enough, I then received my grand prize! It’s so fun to add another patch and some stickers to the growing collection.

Awesome coffeeneuring swag arrived in the mail!

L.A. to Santa Barbara, Minus the PCH Death Trap

A doable adventure for those looking for a longer ride is the trek from Los Angeles to Santa Barbara, a distance of 95 miles by car or 105 by bicycle, give or take, depending on exactly where in the vast metropolis of L.A. you begin. Some ride up and take the train back, while others spend the night and ride back the next day. I was worried we were not quite up to the challenge of a century ride at this particular time. We also had no intention of taking the usual and more direct route along the coast the entire way, as the stretch of the Pacific Coast Highway (“PCH” to locals) between Santa Monica and the far reaches of Malibu is a harrowing place for cyclists. It’s true that many bike along this stretch, and most do live to see another day, but the high-speed motorists, the narrow shoulder that occasionally disappears, the many surfers preoccupied with loading and unloading their gear from cars parked alongside the highway, make for a stressful experience. So we decided to split the ride into two days, and add some extra miles by routing the first half of the ride through the San Fernando Valley. This meant no need for the stress of riding on PCH.

A ride planned by a friend a few years ago inspired the plan. She invited a group of us to meet at the Amtrak train station in Chatsworth (in the San Fernando Valley) and start the ride from there, following an 85-mile route through Simi Valley and into Camarillo before hitting the coast in the Oxnard/Ventura area, and then heading north to Santa Barbara. We then took a train back to Chatsworth that same evening, where we’d left our cars. I prefer to leave cars out of it entirely, when possible, and we already know how to ride our bikes from our home to Chatsworth, so why not just append our route to Chatsworth onto my friend’s route to Santa Barbara? That brings the total mileage closer to 120, but split between two days, that’s not bad at all. We developed a 60-mile route to get us to Thousand Oaks, and it was another 60 miles from there to Santa Barbara – perfect.

Saturday morning, we fed the cats, made arrangements with our houseguests to feed them while we were away, fixed ourselves breakfast, packed our essentials into a single pannier, and off we went. Knowing we only had to cover 60 miles, we were able to leave without rushing. All we had to do was make it to our hotel in Thousands Oaks. We didn’t get out the door until 9:15 AM, but we had plenty of time to complete our task for the day, even allowing for some stops along the way.

Heading out!

We headed north into Hollywood, and rode over the Cahuenga Pass. It’s not the most pleasant bikeway, but it’s doable, and there just aren’t appealing options for getting over to the San Fernando Valley from central Los Angeles. If you’re willing to approach the Valley from farther east, there’s a much more pleasant route through Griffith Park or the Los Angeles River Trail, but Cahuenga is more direct and it’s not too bad going northbound in the morning. (Southbound is a completely different story: DON’T TRY IT!)

After navigating a few busy, stressful streets, like Lankershim Boulevard, we got onto Vineland Ave’s buffered bike lane to connect us with the Chandler bike path, which continues west, and then north, as the Orange Line Bikeway to Chatsworth. That got us close to the home of a friend, where we took our first rest stop. We were about 30 miles and 3 hours into our journey, so it was perfect timing. We enjoyed a pleasant social call, had a snack, and used the facilities before heading on again. From there, we were close to Box Canyon. That meant a somewhat narrow winding road and a grueling climb, but with gorgeous scenery. We pulled over a few times to catch our breath, guzzle some water, and let some traffic pass us by. The climb was steep enough that we could just manage it, but not without a few stops along the way. I kept thinking I could not recall doing a climb like this on my friend’s route to Santa Barbara a few years ago. As it turns out, we were not following my friend’s route for this part; it was just so much more convenient to go this way from the location of our friend’s house where we’d stopped. If you are planning your own trip out of Chatsworth, you can consider whether you prefer a gentler route heading straight north on Topanga Canyon Blvd to Santa Susana Pass Road, or going west and following Box Canyon Road, with it’s challenge and beauty.

After the climb, Box Canyon Road ended at Santa Susana Pass Road, which took us to Simi Valley. After a short stretch on East Los Angeles Ave, we next hopped onto the Arroyo Simi Bike Path. This is a great bike path that takes you a good 7-8 miles across Simi Valley. From there, we headed southwest on Madera Road, which took us all the way to Thousand Oaks. A little pro tip in case you decide to take this route: when you turn left to head south on Madera Road, DO NOT make a full left turn into the southbound traffic lanes! Instead, take an immediate left onto the side path that runs along the eastern side of the Road. Madera Road at this point is one of those suburban highways and it does not have a bike lane in the road. Luckily, we noticed the side path and crossed over at one of the intersections after a rather stressful stint in the rightmost traffic lane. Later on, Google maps will also guide you onto Country Club Ct, which gives a break from Madera Road and a proper bike lane for awhile. When you get back onto Madera Road, this time, DO NOT take the sidewalk, as it will come to an abrupt end. There is a proper (but unprotected) bike lane on Madera Road beginning at this point. Soon thereafter, Madera Road becomes Olsen Road, which then becomes Lynn Road. While on the Olsen Road portion, we enjoyed riding past California Lutheran University, a place we both knew was in the Thousand Oaks area, but had never seen.

From Lynn Road, we hung a right onto Hillcrest Road. After a couple miles, that brought us to our destination for the evening, the lovely Premier Inns of Thousand Oaks. Okay, maybe not exactly lovely, but perfectly adequate for our needs. They were nice enough about letting us bring our bikes into the room, which had plenty of room for them, but we couldn’t get a room on the ground floor, so had to lug our bikes up the (external) stairs and wheel them around a maze of angled breezeways to get to our room, all the while bathed in the stench of cigarette smoke. I hadn’t realized the room I had booked was a “smoking” room, but the way the whole place smelled as we made our way to the room, it seemed perhaps all of their rooms are smoking rooms. We were looking for an inexpensive place to crash for the night, and that’s what we got. We were also able to walk to a nearby strip mall that offered lots of restaurants to choose from. We enjoyed a nice dinner at Stella’s, and, along the way, spotted an IHOP that was positioned perfectly for grabbing breakfast when it would be time to head out in the morning.

Day two started out with a hearty breakfast at IHOP, which put us in position to continue west on Borchard Road. After about two and a half miles, Borchard fed us into Rancho Dos Vientos, and then to Portrero Road. There appears from the map to be a more direct option, but we liked the scenic route. And next is where the ride gets extra fun: going west on Portrero serves you up with a few gentle rollers, and then, despite not having climbed any significant hills, you get treated to a delightful descent into the coastal flatlands. A memorable thrill.

We continued through farmland, heading towards Port Hueneme (pronounced hu-NAY-mee, although it always sounds to me like folks are saying “wuh-NEE-mee”). We rode past acres of strawberry fields, which smelled delicious, and resisted the urge to stop and try to “sample” the sweet-smelling fruit.

As we entered the residential areas of Oxnard, it was interesting to see the neighborhoods and various styles of apartments and houses, imagining this is where the workers of the nearby fields are living. As we got closer to the water, the homes gradually became larger. We rode though the Channel Islands area, taking Channel Islands Boulevard, which I’d not seen before. Closely packed houses, some quite large, line the channels, with boats docked in front of each one. It’s quite picturesque, and you just can’t ride by and not take photos. From there, we turned north, following Harbor Blvd into Ventura.

Soon thereafter, we came to the entrance to the bike path along Ventura Beach, where we found ample opportunities for a restroom break, and much to our delight, an ideal place to stop for lunch. Right along the bike path, is the Jolly Oyster, which has two trailers and several picnic tables. At one trailer, you can buy fresh oysters to take home and prepare yourself. At the other, you can buy prepared oysters to eat right there. The menu offered several appealing choices. We shared one plate of raw oysters, and one of grilled, plus had some scallop ceviche. It was awesome. We felt like we’d won the lottery to have stumbled across such a perfect lunch spot at just the right time.

After our little feast, we filled up our water bottles and continued north on the beach path. Okay, well there was an odd little section shortly thereafter where we had to wangle our way on a road (not so clearly marked to guide cyclists) for a short bit before the beach path resumed, but from there on out it was quite delightful riding along the ocean, separated from the cars. We rolled along with that beautiful soul-enriching ocean view for nearly 30 miles into Santa Barbara.

Rolling into Santa Barbara

We rode into town, not sure of where we wanted to hang out next, until we came across Dune Coffee Roasters, along Cota Street. We parked our bikes next to an outdoor table and enjoyed some refreshments as well as some interesting characters, making it a true Santa Barbara experience. Actually, we later took the true Santa Barbara experience to a more typical level by heading over to State Street, which is closed to cars and filled with people. There we parked our bikes again, and slurped up some margaritas. We followed that with a slow roll around town and found ourselves a little park where we could hang for a bit before heading to the train station for our ride back to L.A.

The platform at the Santa Barbara train station was quite the party scene. There were lots of folks in good spirits, many part of a large group that appeared to be celebrating an occasion together. The atmosphere was noisy and rambunctious, but luckily didn’t veer into obnoxious. Once the train arrived, we secured our bikes in the lower level of the special car for bikes, and proceeded to find us some seats on the upper level. Turns out the party from the platform was continuing in our car of the train, and we enjoyed their good humor for our ride home.

Waiting for our train

And thus ended a fantastic Memorial Day weekend.

How to Pay $0 for Gas

The world is in turmoil right now, as we are more than two weeks in to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Not wanting to support war crimes in progress, much of the world is shunning Russian oil. Gas prices were already high, and now they’re even higher. I only know this from watching the news, as my primary vehicle has no gas tank. It doesn’t have a battery, either. I prefer biking for lots of reasons, mostly because it’s more fun than driving. The current situation, however, is bringing one advantage to the fore: I don’t have to buy gas!

Which brings me to the biggest reason why I share my biking stories, and the biggest reason why I created Bikie Girl Bloomers: I am a bikevangelist, and I want to share the bike love! I live in Los Angeles, and I remember how I felt when I first moved here back in 1996: how is it even possible to bike in a crazy car-centric city? It should not require special bravery and skill; biking should be available to everyone. Once you learn the tips and tricks, though, urban cycling is really quite delightful.

Back in 2017, I was inspired to create a handout for visitors to a New York pop-up shop I participated in for a week with several other brands that cater to urban cyclists. Some of the brands sponsored events as part of the pop-up shop experience, and Bikie Girl Bloomers offered a workshop for bike commuting. I made a handout that included tips for getting started on bike commuting as well as showcasing how each of the products offered in our pop-up could help make bike commuting more enjoyable. Afterward, I posted a version of it here on the site. Just this week, I revised my handout so I could post it to my virtual booth at the National Bike Summit coming up March 27-30, 2022. I realized that nearly five years had passed, and it was time for an update. Here’s the updated version:

Getting Started

Keep it simple. Establish a small goal: to bike to a nearby store for an errand, or to bike home from work one day this week. You will be going through the planning and execution logistics, and perhaps overcoming some trepidation, and that is enough for the first time at it. Make sure you are ready by thinking through the following items to ensure a positive experience. If you are new to city riding, you might start out with recreational social rides led by a bike advocacy group or a local bike shop, or you can search for a licensed cycling instructor (see Bike League Directory Search to find local resources). Riding with a group can make city riding safer, teach you city riding skills, and introduce you to others who like to ride. It’s also a great way to discover parts of your city you never knew. You can find local groups to ride with through sites such as MeetUp.com and Facebook. Look for “no drop” and beginner-friendly rides to match your riding level.

Joining a group ride can be a great way to get comfortable riding in the city.

Gear

If you will ride your own bike, consider taking it to a local bike shop for a tune up and safety check. If you don’t know how to fix a flat tire, now is the time to learn and practice (you can find tutorials on youtube). The weekend before your first ride, check your ABC’s: A – air in the tires; B – brakes working; C – chain is clean and lubed. Re-check these before each ride. It’s normal for your tires to need a little more air, or for your chain to need some cleaning, about once a week or so. Checking these items regularly will also make it easy for you to notice when the brakes are getting worn, or another repair is needed.

If you will use bike share, go to the web site for your city’s bike share system and familiarize yourself with how it works, what you need to check out a bike, and where the docking stations are for your start and stop points. Download an app to make it easy to find bike share stations while out and about. Many bike share systems changed during the pandemic, so be sure to get up to date information. Google maps has a feature (select “more” to reveal the “search along this route” box and type in “bike share stations”) that will show bike share stations along a route you are considering.

Google maps directions in “biking” mode. Use the “more” (top, center) to show bike share stations along the route.

The basic gear needs include: helmet, lights, and something to carry your stuff. Helmets are available in stylish designs (see those by Sawako Nutcase and BikePretty), and with lights to signal braking and turning (see the Lumos helmet). If taking your own bike, you will want to carry a patch kit, extra inner tube, a pump, and bike tools, such as a multi-tool. Keep a quality lock with you, even if you can park the bike inside, as you may need it when stopping for an errand. High quality theft-resistant locks can be heavy, but TiGr offers titanium locks that are strong, light and stylish. The best way to lock a bike is to combine a strong cable with a high-quality U-lock, to ensure the wheels cannot be removed and the frame is secured to a bike rack. (See here for examples.)

Stylish accessories can be both practical and fun!

Gear that makes the commute more pleasant: fenders, a chainguard, a good saddle properly adjusted, a basket and/or rack, phone holder, and a kickstand. Other gear that can be worth the investment: handlebars/bike that support upright riding position, dynamo lights, panniers, platform pedals that work well with street shoes, and a power bank to re-charge your phone or lights. An electric assist bike can be practical if the commute is long and/or hilly. Although electric assist bikes cost significantly more than regular bikes, they are a fraction of the cost of a car, and well worth it if it makes it possible to commute by bike more often or at all. There are also kits that can turn a regular bike into an electric assist.

Clothing

You are likely able to ride in whatever clothes you wear to work. Exceptions are avoiding or adjusting for long, flowy items that might get caught in the spokes, or dealing with hills, distance, or weather that leaves you too sweaty or wet. For these situations, you can bring fresh clothes with you and change at work. Some work places offer shower facilities or have a gym close by. Many bike commuters keep extra clothes at work, or bring a week’s worth to the office at a time. You can also keep a kit of toiletries at work to use for freshening up. Consider a small towel, cleansing wipes, deodorant, and a comb or brush.

Experiment with different clothing to find what is most comfortable. Some prefer pants, others prefer the freedom of movement provided by a skirt or dress. BikieGirl’s Hitchable Flounce Skirt comes with the patented Skitch® skirt hitch to lift the hem out of the way while riding. Pants can easily wear out from bike riding, so consider a style designed for the durability and flexibility biking requires. Skirts and dresses can be combined with BikieGirl’s lightweight bike short or leggings for coverage and/or warmth. If needed, you can wear a padded bike short for the ride in, and switch to regular pants upon arrival. Let the bike shorts air out during the day so they are at least partly refreshed for the ride home.

Yes, you can wear the same clothes for the commute and the office.

Planning Your Route

The best route for biking to work is likely different from the route you would take by car or other means. Most cities provide a map of bike routes, bike paths, and bike-friendly streets. Google maps Kamoot and other bike routing software can help you figure out a suitable route (in Google maps, select “layers” to see the option to show bike-friendly streets). Test ride your route on the weekend to make sure there aren’t any unpleasant surprises and get familiar with the streets and turns when there is less traffic on the roads. Keep in mind that occasionally Google maps will direct you to cross a major street without a traffic light. If you get stuck in such a situation, consider taking the sidewalk (walk the bike if sidewalk riding is not legal in your city) to access the nearest crossing with a traffic light.

Carrying Your Stuff

Options for carrying your things include: a messenger bag (make sure it is stable while riding), backpack, basket or panniers. A bag that is against your back will create much more sweating, so many prefer a basket or a pannier that attaches to the rear rack. Po Campo provides stylish options that includes bags that hook on your bike and can also be your professional-looking briefcase or handbag. Rear-mounted bike baskets allow for a more stable weight distribution, while front baskets provide easy access while riding. Your choice will also be influenced by what you need or will have to carry with you upon arrival. Think also about whether your arrangement will be used for shopping or carrying children.

The Po Campo Bergen Pannier attached to one side of the rear rack, and a big wad of bonus material strapped to the top of the rear rack with a bungee cargo net. Because I can.

I find a pannier that clips onto the rear rack, yet looks like a suitable shoulder bag for the office, meeting with clients, or running errands is a good first choice. When I need to carry more stuff, however, I like the easy of the Nantucket pannier baskets that simply hook onto the rear rack, and can hold a sizable amount of groceries. I also keep a bungee cargo net on my rear rack for those times when I get carried away with too many extra items. When all I need to carry are my essentials, including my tablet, wallet, a snack and perhaps a few toiletries, such as when visiting a client or attending a conference, I like using a stylish trunk bag that securely attaches to the rear rack and also looks like a normal purse when slung over my shoulder.

Nantucket basket panniers loaded with groceries.

Staying Safe

Know your local bike laws. The most important keys to safety relate to being visible and predictable to others and being prepared for the unexpected. Ride with the flow of traffic, and take the lane when sharing the road with motorized vehicles. Riding too close to the edge of the lane makes you less visible to motorists and can encourage drivers to pass you too closely. Allow 3-5 feet between you and parked cars to avoid getting doored. Avoid weaving around parked cars, as that can catch motorists by surprise when you re-enter the traffic lane. Signal your turns, and call out or ring a bell to let others know you are approaching to pass. You can increase your skills and confidence by taking a class (see link in first paragraph). Click here to see some examples of the skills that will help you handle dicey situations that can arise on city streets.

Riding At Night

Wear reflective clothing at night, and use a white light in front and a rear light in back. Brands like Vespertine NYC provide stylish reflective vests, jackets, scarves, and dresses. Flashing lights can make it harder for others to gauge distance and are unsafe (to others) as front lights. Lights vary, so be sure you know how effective the lights you have will be. Consider also whether they will require battery replacement or can be recharged. Lights are often stolen from parked bikes, so consider lights you can easily carry with you. Alternatively, dynamo lights whose power is generated by the front wheel and integrated into the bike design are less easy to steal from a parked bike.

The Vespert reflective vest (left) and a Vespertine reflective dress (right) — they look like normal clothes in daylight, but light up at night.

Multi-Modal Options & Back-Up Plan

If the distance is too great, one direction is too hilly, or you feel more comfortable knowing you don’t have to ride both ways, look into the options for public transit. Some cities allow bikes on trains, buses, and/or subways, others allow them only during non-commuting hours, or have limited space. Some commuters use public transit for part of their route, or in one direction. Others take public transit (or drive) at the beginning and end of the week to carry clothes and other items for the week, and use the bike in between. These options can also be your back-up in case of weather or an equipment mishap.

Keep It Stress-free & Fun!

When it’s unfamiliar, city riding can seem quite stressful. Finding yourself on a too-busy street, worrying about cars passing too closely, navigating around broken glass and potholes, these are challenges that will become manageable once you’re a seasoned rider, but can ruin your experience when you feel unprepared for them. If this happens to you, pull over as soon as you find a safe spot to do so. Walk your bike on the sidewalk if necessary, or find a bench where you can sit down and take a breath. Use a smart phone to look at your route and see if you can find a better option to get to your destination. Often there is a parallel street or alley that is much calmer and more enjoyable to ride on. If a major thoroughfare is the only option and it’s just not feeling safe to ride in the street, I will ride on the sidewalk. In some cities that is not legal, but depending on the circumstances, it may be your best choice. I would prefer to feel safe and get ticketed than to get hit by a car, but I’m white and female.

I have found that, over the years, it gets easier and easier to find the better, more bike-friendly streets. Wide residential streets can be pleasant and offer plenty of room for motorists to safely pass. Sometimes, however, narrow streets are better because drivers have to slow down and fewer cars will choose such streets. Roads that curve, have lots of shade trees, feature historic homes with gorgeous architecture can be great choices for creating an enjoyable biking experience. It can be fun to explore a different street each day of your commute and discover all that you’ve been missing out on when getting around by car.

Other tidbits that contribute to a more enjoyable ride include: using a bike that keeps me more upright (I feel more easily seen, and I find it easier to look around), decorating my bike with flowers, wearing a cute helmet, riding in a skirt, leaving early to give me plenty of time so I don’t get nervous about being late or sweaty from riding fast. I do sense that drivers are more courteous to me when they see me as a commuter rather than as a recreational road biker. I believe the flowers and pretty helmet soften their reaction to me. Even if I’m only imagining these things make drivers treat me better, I am certain they make me enjoy the ride more. Even fake flowers can remind us to enjoy the beautiful things in life.

The Gazelle Tour Populaire provides a super comfortable, upright riding position.

Epic Tour de Kids 2021: Philly to Rochester via the Catskills

What’s a pair of empty nesters in Los Angeles to do when all of their adult offspring move to the northeastern United States? Especially after being cut off for a year or two by a lousy pandemic? The only logical solution: take our bikes out east and visit them.

In the Summer of 2019, our eldest and his wife moved from northern California to Chicago. I was planning to pay them a visit the following Spring, but then, along came COVID-19. Shortly thereafter, a new career opportunity arose, and they left Chicago in the Summer of 2020 for Rochester, New York. Next thing we know, our youngest decided it would be more fun to quarantine with them than to keep living at home with the old folks. Go figure. Then this summer, our middle child and her fiancée decided to move to Philadelphia. Just like that, we found ourselves without any of our kids nearby, and the summer was soon going to run out on us. So we started making our plans for the Epic Tour de Kids.

The Planning

We are AirBnB hosts, renting out one of the no-longer-occupied kid’s rooms, so first we identified an 18-day stretch after the last booking and before El Cochinito had to resume his teaching duties. Then we had to consider the essential visits to include in a trip out east: friends in the DC area, and another who had recently moved to the Catskills. The routing of our adventure flowed quite easily from there: fly to DC, visit El Cochinito’s college buddy, take our bikes on the train to Philadelphia, spend a few days visiting our daughter and her fiancée, ride our bikes from Philly to West Fulton, New York, visit our friend there for a couple days, then roll on to Rochester, New York to spend a few days with our kids there before we fly home.

Next, we needed to plan the actual biking part as well as get our bikes in touring condition. El Cochinito tackled the first portion of the routing: Philadelphia to West Fulton, and I took on the West Fulton to Rochester part. Each portion was about 240 miles or so, and we decided to spread those miles over 4 days to ensure we wouldn’t be rushed or stressed about making each day’s goal. Once we had that figured out, we started booking accommodations, and with that, our daily routes could be planned out.

The Training

This was near the end of June, and the trip was planned for August 3rd-21st. That meant we had to begin our training in earnest. Not just because we had a lot of miles to prepare for, but especially because we had both encountered some unfortunate unintended contact with the pavement while biking in recent months, and we needed to make sure we were sufficiently recovered from our respective injuries and up to the task. In December, El Cochinito had taken a super bad fall after hitting an abrupt ripple in the asphalt at the intersection of Sunset Blvd & Highland in Hollywood that left him with a 3rd degree separated shoulder, then another fall in early March that caused some minor fractures and rang his bell, which was followed a few days later by yours truly having her own spill biking to the office the morning after a little rain and going down hard upon hitting some slick pavement, resulting in a fractured pelvis. It was as if we were competing to see who could have the more pitiful solo crash.

Alas, although we suffered some significant aches and pains, we both gradually recovered over the course of a few months, with the help of some physical therapy and determination. As of May, I had remained quite frustrated at what seemed then like a serious lack of progress. By June, I was feeling increasingly confident. So, on June 26th, we took our bikes to Ventura and road a 49-mile loop from Ventura to Ojai, on the Ojai Valley Trail, then on to Santa Paula, where we stopped for beer, and then a final leg back to Ventura. It was a hot day, and we covered more miles and climbed more elevation than either of us had done thus far in 2021, but we did it!

To make sure we could also handle back-to-back riding days, we got back on our bikes the following day. This ride was flat, but long, as we logged 69 miles by first riding the San Gabriel River Path down to Seal Beach, swinging through Long Beach with a stop for lunch, and then riding back on the Los Angeles River Bike Path. Our fannies felt it, but we were able to do it, and that was a big boost to our confidence.

The following weekend presented an opportunity to work on our climbing. I was not at all sure I could do this one, as the most challenging part of my recovery from the fractured pelvis was regaining the ability to ride uphill. Even the slightest inclines had been hard. But I did not want to miss the chance to ride Glendora Mountain Road / Glendora Ridge Road while it was closed to cars for the 4th of July weekend. This is one of those bucket list rides: spectacular scenery from an undulating ribbon of road that traces the crest of Glendora Ridge as you climb up to Mt. Baldy Village. I had only done this ride twice before. In 2019, I did it right after returning from my Colorado trip in which I rode from Denver to Estes Park and back, so, hey, I was definitely able to handle it that year. In 2020, I did it again, but struggled with the heat and had to stop frequently to keep from bonking, especially during that final slog to the top. I had no reason to think it would be any easier in my not-quite-fully-recovered state this year, but I did have a fancy new Bianchi Infinito carbon bike, giving me a chance to see if a lightweight bike might make it manageable. After 46 miles and 6,423 feet of climbing, I am proud to say we did it. I also PR’d the climb. Not too shabby.

With life and all that, the next few weeks’ training rides consisted of an occasional ride up to the Griffith Observatory or up Nichols Canyon, nothing too challenging. Finally, on the last day of July, we put in one last serious effort before the big trip. We rode south to San Pedro, up that steep little bugger of a hill to visit the Korean Friendship Bell, and then rode back up through Palos Verdes and along the coast, returning via the Ballona Creek Bike Path, with a final and very steep climb up to the Baldwin Hills Overlook. That gave us a total of 73 miles and 2,415 feet of climbing for a decent confirmation that we were ready to take on our big bike tour. Which is good, because that was our last opportunity to train for the tour.

Korean Friendship Bell, San Pedro, California

Turning Our Road Bikes Into Touring Bikes

I had recently decided to put gravel tires on my Volpe, since I knew it could accommodate wider tires than the 28mm tires it came with. And with a newer, fancier, carbon Bianchi Infinito in my collection, it made sense to devote the Volpe to more adventurous riding on varied surface conditions and for touring. El Cochinito wanted to use his aluminum-frame road bike for our tour, and consulted with our local bike shop about how to adapt it for touring and riding trails paved with crushed gravel and the like. The shop was able to install a rear rack despite the lack of braze-ons, and switched out his 23mm tires with 25mm Gatorskins. They also did a bike fitting, and made several key adjustments to make long distance riding much more comfortable.

Getting our bikes to DC

We had our local bike shop tune up our bikes and box them for our flight to DC. That gave us confidence the bikes were packed right and protected for the journey. And I had planned ahead to find an airport transportation service that could handle getting two people and two bike boxes from our house to the airport, as we needed to get us to LAX very early on a Tuesday morning. I found one company that offered van service, and carefully reviewed the stated luggage capacity for their private van service. I almost booked with them, but then noticed a number of bad reviews complaining that the service did not show up for many of its customers, so I kept looking. I found another company that offered what appeared to be very similar private vans, but no explicit information about their luggage capacity. I figured a large van with no other passengers could surely handle us and our bikes, so I booked it. There was no FAQ or chat or phone number I could use to confirm that capacity, but then two days before our flight, the confirmation email did provide a phone number. I called to make sure we would be okay, and learned that, no, their vans were not big enough to meet our needs. Flummoxed, I decided to reach out to a bike friend who lives near the airport and ask if she could help. She was great about it. We drove our boxed bikes and ourselves in El Cochinito’s pick up to her house early the morning of our departure, and she rode with us to LAX. She drove the truck back to her house, and kept it there until time to come pick us up on the return. Thank you, Lynn, you’re a lifesaver!

At LAX, we donned our KN95 masks and drug our bike boxes into the terminal to get them checked in. We were flying American Airlines, whose baggage policy treats bike boxes like any other form of checked baggage – no extra charge just because it’s a bike. But, there was no clear indication as to where we should go with said bike boxes. We tried one line and then another, and when we eventually made it to the front of the line, we were told we hadn’t needed to wait in that line, but did need to take our bike boxes to a special drop off location. The check in agent was kind enough to walk us to this mysterious other location.

Our direct flight to National Airport in DC was uneventful, but all we had to eat on that flight was one Cliff bar apiece plus the cookies the airlines hands out. We were starving by the time we landed, but afraid to stop for food lest our bikes be picked up by someone else before we got to baggage claim. Once we had our bikes, we had to get to work assembling them, right there in the baggage claim area. The bikes were a little more dismantled than I had expected, and we had some work to do: reinsert the stem and tighten the handlebars so the bike steers straight, reattach the front wheel and the rear brake, replace the pedals, reinsert the seat post, and replace the bottle cages (arrgghh, why did those have to come off??). Finally, we had to reinflate the tires using my mini frame pump. Doing all of this is hard enough on a good day; doing it while sleep-deprived and hangry is a serious challenge. And that latter part, about inflating the tires, turned out to be a bit of a problem, but not right away.

Bike assembly at DCA

DC & Maryland

We managed to get our bikes in working order, attached our panniers to the rear racks, and headed for the Metro station. We got our fare cards loaded up, a station attendant let us know that we needed to take our bikes around the side to an elevator to get to the platform, and we made our way to the Yellow Line train that would get us to Metro Center, where we could transfer to the Red Line. A lot of squeezing our two bikes and our two bodies onto elevators, but it was all doable. I was a bit confused by the DC Metro bike policy, as the center doors of each train had a “no bikes” symbol, but the center door was the only way to get to the wheelchair zone, which has enough space for the bikes. Does DC prefer that folks with bikes use the doors at the ends of each car and just stand in the aisle with their bikes? That didn’t seem to make sense, so we used the center doors. Luckily, our trains never got too terribly crowded.

DC’s Metro Trains Aren’t Clear on Where to Go With Bikes

We disembarked at the Grosvenor Station, and from there, rode our bikes 6 miles to Potomac, where our friends live. My bike felt a little sluggish, but I wasn’t sure if it was because I wasn’t that accustomed to my new GravelKing tires (although I did ride on them for the last few training rides), or because of the weight of my pannier and handlebar bag, or because my tires weren’t properly inflated. Or maybe I was just feeling slow in the way I often do when I can’t keep up with El Cochinito. We figured we’d borrow a floor pump from our friend to make sure the tires were adequately inflated, but then the floor pump couldn’t be found. Oh, well. We just pumped them up again as best we could with the mini pump.

Taking Our Bikes on Amtrak

After two nights and a full day spent with El Cochinito’s old college buddy, we were ready to roll out, reversing our route to the Red Line, and taking that to Union Station. There we grabbed some breakfast and tried to figure out where exactly we needed to go in order to board our train to Philadelphia with the bikes. There was no guidance at the station, but once we got to our train, each door had a bicycle symbol by it, so we figured we could board anywhere. But it was not easy lifting our bikes onto the train, as we had to go up a few steep steps. Once on board, we could not see anywhere for our bikes to go. We ended up trying to make our way through the passenger car’s narrow aisle with our bikes and panniers – not easy at all, and a bit annoying to the other passengers, also trying to make their way to an available seat.

I kept looking around for a train attendant, conductor, or someone who might be able to give us a clue as to where we were supposed to put our bikes. We’d paid an extra $20 each for the bike reservation, and yet there did not appear to be any suitable place for them. Finally, in the second or third car we tried, there was an attendant. Her reply was to “put it in the bike rack”. I asked her where the bike rack was. She pointed in the direction of a luggage rack next to the restroom at the end of the car. I asked again where the bike rack was. She explained that I needed to move the luggage off the rack, and then put the bike in. That seemed odd. The rack had lots of large suitcases on it, and I started trying to lift them off, one-by-one, without losing control of my bike. It was a bit crazy and stressful, and I was blocking the aisle that was full of folks waiting to pass by in both directions. A woman came up to me and asked me why I was moving her suitcase, and I told her I was doing what the attendant told me to do so that I could park my bike there. She seemed rather miffed. After the shelves were cleared of luggage, it was possible to lift the two shelves up, revealing a hook against the back wall and a sign that said “reserved for bicycle storage”. Sure would be nice if that sign were visible when the shelves were down. The other thing we learned is that each car of the train has storage for only one bicycle, so El Cochinito had to keep moving on down the train, looking for an available bike rack.

Next, I had to lift my bike up to get the front wheel onto the hook. That was not easy at all. The shelves kept falling back down. I needed about six hands to be able to manage this maneuver. Luckily, a nice person helped me keep the shelves from falling while I lifted my bike. Even then, it was hard to get it aligned on its end and inside the little cubby and then get the front wheel onto the hook.

Top left: Washington’s Union Station; lower left: that rack filled with luggage is where I was to put my bike; lower right shows what it looks like after luggage removed, shelves lifted, and bike wheel hung on hook.

Once that feat had been accomplished, I wondered where and how I might be able to find El Cochinito. I start heading down to the next car, and the next, and the next, through a dining car, and on to the next passenger car, and so on. Finally I found him. Some kind conductor/attendant person had seen him trying car after car, discovering that each bike rack was already occupied by a bike, and they’d opened up another car at the far end, where he was able to store his bike, and also find us two seats together. At last, we were able to sit down and enjoy our train ride!

The two hour ride from DC to Philadelphia was interesting. We passed through cities like Baltimore, Maryland, and Wilmington, Delaware. I never tire of gawking at train stations and seeing the often older architecture of houses that are near the train tracks.

Philly

Our daughter and her fiancée met us at the 30th Street Station in Philadelphia, and guided us to the adjacent SEPTA station so we could hop onto a local train to get to our AirBnB. We had a little apartment that looked like it used to be a storefront, fluorescent tube lighting and all, that was conveniently right next to (literally right next to) the SEPTA elevated train tracks. The host had thoughtfully provided ear plugs with the apartment, for which I was grateful. The good thing about our place, besides being within walking distance of our daughter’s new digs, was that it was a street-level walk-up, making it easy to roll our bikes inside. I was most glad we wouldn’t need to heave the bikes up a skinny staircase.

Our funky AirBnb was as close to the elevated train as you could get — the front unit of this building.

Our visit to Philly included time to do some exploring by bike with our daughter and her fiancée who had just moved there. They weren’t feeling ready to bike on all the city streets, but were interested in the bike path along the Schuylkill River. So we took SEPTA to get us closer to the Philadelphia Art Museum, where we were able to rent some Indego bikes. We rode north a few miles and back, got some ice cream treats, and then walked to Dilworth Park. We switched to SEPTA for the rest of our transportation needs, up until realizing, after dinner, that I didn’t have my SEPTA card with me. But I knew we still had time left on our 24-hour Indego rental, so El Cochinito and I decided to bike back to our AirBnb that night. Ah, but we were able to get some e-bikes at the Indego station, so then we decided to extend the ride and do a little more urban exploration. We rode through the Sharswood area (no, I’d never heard of that), and saw an interesting mix of older, modest buildings, and some quite new developments, including one that looked like a Virgin Atlantic version of an apartment building, complete with neon glow.

Does this one really need a caption?

We finished off our time in Philly by visiting Reading Terminal Market, where I had my first whoopie pie, after which we did more walking, with some brief exploration of Independence Hall and Penn’s Landing. We did get on our bikes a bit that day, riding them over to a nearby bike shop to make sure we had reassembled our bikes correctly and to purchase some CO2 cartridges. We then continued riding to make sure the bikes felt right, and it was an interesting part of Philly we ended up exploring. There were moments when I have to admit I felt a little unsafe on my Bianchi as we passed through some rather desperate-looking neighborhoods. But we made our way right back to Fishtown and our AirBnb by following under the elevated train.

Top row: Biking along the Schuylkill River, Father & Daughter at Penn’s Landing; Bottom Row: Daughter & fiancée; my first whoopie pie; Reading Terminal Market

And the Adventure Begins: Philly to Long Valley, NJ

Ready to roll out!

Bright and early on a Sunday morning, we packed up our panniers, rolled by our daughter’s place for goodbye hugs, and began our tour. We got an early start, as we knew we had 80 miles ahead of us, and we didn’t want to be rushed or worried about getting to our Bed & Breakfast in Long Valley too late to be able to enjoy it. As we worked our way out of town, a Dunkin’ Donuts offered just what we needed: breakfast sandwiches and coffee! We dined al fresco in an adjacent parking lot to get some social distance from the peculiar guy hanging out in front of the donut shop, and soon we were well-nourished and ready to roll. As we headed northeast out of Philadelphia, El Cochinito let me know that he had a surprise in store for me. I was filled with curiosity: would it be a funky old cemetery? A famous person’s house? A historical site? Some weird public art? I kept looking around me for clues.

It was fun seeing the varying neighborhoods as we got farther out. Two-story row houses are the norm throughout this area, but the style shifted to more porches; places that made me think of classic blue collar families, like the one depicted in All In the Family back in the 70’s. Then it shifted to a more industrial setting. Then I saw my surprise: Four Seasons Total Landscaping! The iconic “Four Seasons” where Rudy Giuliani held his rather infamous post-election press conference (which, by the way, has its own Wikipedia entry). It was a delight, indeed. The green awning over the door, the parking lot where the press conference was held that is so recognizable from the TV coverage, and, yes, the adult bookstore right next to it.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping; the adjacent adult book store; the parking lot made famous by a certain Rudy Giuliani press conference

We rode alongside the Delaware River, taking our first little inadvertent detour when I saw a sign for the Delaware River Trail, only to realize I was following it into a park in the wrong direction. We doubled back to see that all we needed to do was continue straight from where we’d been in order to follow the Trail in the correct direction. It didn’t go for long anyway, but, oh well. Our next detour was entirely intentional: we turned left at Tullytown to explore the historic suburb of Levittown. The planned community of look-alike homes and curving streets was built in the 1950’s to provide suburban homes for the blue collar workers of the Delaware Valley, particularly as US Steel was opening a new division in the region. We saw a lot of white picket fences.

We continued northeast, delighted to hop onto the D&L Towpath / Delaware Canal Trail, which was beautiful. I was downright giddy. The earth had a reddish hue, the canal was lined with wildflowers, and the trail was enveloped by lush greenery. I noticed my new wider gravel tires felt a little mushy on this trail of crushed stone and dirt. Was that normal for this type of tire, or did I have a flat? I stopped to check, and sure enough, I had my first flat. The tire wasn’t completely flat, so I tried to see if I could pump more air back in, and keep pumping to the max, and see how much farther that would get me. I suppose I was hoping to make it to the end of the trail and find a bike shop to help me get it right. Alas, after stopping to pump more air into it a few times, I accepted that we would just have to fix the tire right there along the trail. El Cochinito did the dirty work for me, and we continued on our way. We were planning to turn right from the trail at a road that would take us over the Lower Trenton Bridge, but when we got to it, there was just a very steep staircase up to the street, and no way to continue on the trail. Our first google maps fail of the trip. We backtracked a short way to a parking lot we’d seen for a motel, and did a little wandering. Another cyclist helped us find our way to the bridge, and that brought us to an exciting moment: crossing the Delaware! We later realized that Washington’s army had crossed the Delaware much farther north, and then approached Trenton taking a longer journey southward from there. Nevertheless, after an awkward realization that we had to cross over to a pedestrian access on the far side of the bridge, we managed to complete our crossing of the Delaware, heading in to Trenton, where we stopped at the Battle Monument, and I learned a thing or two about the significance of the Battle of Trenton in the Revolutionary War. (You learn some things when your spouse is a history buff, whose graduate studies focused on the American Revolution.)

Delaware Canal Trail; first flat tire; crossing the Delaware; one of many beautiful bridges

We continued on toward Princeton, and took our next little side journey at the Princeton Battleground, where we just so happened upon a tour. We were able to listen in as a tour guide explained the critical days between December 26, 1776, and January 3, 1777, culminating in the Battle of Princeton. After a fascinating history lesson, we decided to skip our planned foray into the town of Princeton, and continue on our way north. Good thing we moved on when we did, as a couple more flat tires, this time on El Cochinito’s bike, meant we were falling a little behind schedule, not that we were on a strict schedule, but, hey, the second flat left us realizing we were out of inner tubes, and that was a problem. Luckily, El Cochinito found, through the wonders of Google, a bike shop not too far away, in Hopewell. We decided I would ride on ahead to the bike shop to get ahold of some inner tubes, and El Cochinito would start walking and also see if he could get an Uber to take him and his bike to the shop. If not, I could ride back to him with the inner tubes.

Princeton Battleground; another flat tire; rolling through rural New Jersey

The bike shop, Sourland Cycles, was a godsend! The owner, upon hearing of our predicament, offered to hop in his car and go retrieve El Cochinito and his bike. First, he was kind enough to top off the air in my tires, and Mike confirmed my suspicion that we were riding on underinflated tires. My tires were actually even lower than I suspected, and very much in need of proper inflation. Mike pointed out that the frequent flats were a direct result of riding on the underinflated tires, especially when carrying the added weight of our panniers — likely the reason we were getting our flats in the rear tire. I browsed the store, used the restroom, and filled my water bottles while Mike went off to find El Cochinito. That was particularly good, since by the time I called El Cochinito to let him know help was on the way, he had just concluded that it was not going to be possible to put his bike into the Uber that had come to pick him up. The alternate rescue was successful, our bikes were put into good working order, and we stocked up on extra inner tubes and a few other just-in-case items before getting back on the road.

We revised our navigation to take the most direct route from Hopewell to Long Valley, our target destination for that first night. Of course, the only way to get into a valley is to go up and over whatever hills line it, right? So we were already more than 80 miles into our day’s ride when we got to the hill climbing part. That was not easy, but we did it, and we were very glad, no downright excited, when we finally arrived at the Neighbor House Bed & Breakfast in Long Valley, New Jersey! It ended up being a 91-mile day, about 13 miles longer than the original plan, and a total of 3,558′ elevation gain. Our hosts, Iris and Rafi, were most gracious, and brought us a pitcher of ice water to enjoy on their back porch while we savored some rest and recovery. We were much too tired to go out to dinner that night, and so ordered pizza for delivery. We thoroughly enjoyed that dinner!

Typical New Jersey farmhouse; our much deserved pizza & wine dinner; the 91-mile route and elevation profile for day 1

Today’s tally: Dunkin Donuts spotted: 3; Flat tires: 3; Roadkill: 1 bird, 1 squirrel, 1 possum, 1 deer.

Sixty is the New Sexy: Long Valley, NJ to Unionville, NY

The next morning, I woke up a year older, and entered a new decade: 60. This brought up memories of the summer I was turning 50, when my goal was to get back into good enough cycling shape to be able to ride up Latigo Canyon (a favorite ride of mine that is a delight when I’m in shape, and a bummer when I’m not) by my birthday. Here I am, a decade later, and I’m tackling so much more. That feels good.

We enjoyed a delicious breakfast that included hard boiled eggs and fresh fruit, and said our good byes to Iris and Rafi. Iris had given us some tips about how to access the Columbia Trail from a driveway just across the road, rather than taking the longer way per Google maps. It was a beautiful morning, and I was excited about getting onto another bike trail, but the thrill went chill real fast. The Columbia Trail, at this segment at least, is a surface of big, loose rocks, much more suitable for a mountain bike than a road bike. El Cochinito was NOT happy, especially after all the flat tire trouble we’d been through the day before. I started getting nervous that this did not bode well for the rest of our journey. I began developing a steaming case of anger in my head, directed at our local bike shop guy back home who had convinced El Cochinito he could adapt his skinny-tired-aluminum-frame road bike for bike touring on trails. As soon as we got to an intersection with a road, we got off the trail and switched to Old Route 24. I was grumpy about being on the road instead of a trail, and struggled with thoughts running in my mind like: “What if the next segment of the trail was better and less rocky? or more beautiful?” “I was so excited to be riding trails on this trip, and now we have to ride on the shoulder and hope the drivers are nice. Is this what it will be like on all the trails?” “Why didn’t El Cochinito take my suggestion to get a proper touring bike for this trip?” Not a great state of mind to be in on the 2nd day of biking with my partner! But I knew the simple reality is that the trail was really rough, regardless of what kind of bike or tires we had, and it simply didn’t make sense to stay on it. No sense grumbling over what might have been anyway. Not that I was so quick to stop grumbling.

Soon enough, we got to the turn off for Bartley Road, where we would have left the Columbia Trail by the originally planned route, and the roads were fine, and we were fine. I was able to snap out of my silly little funk and embrace the beauty that surrounded us. The valley was lush and verdant, and we knew at some point soon we would need to confront the inevitable landscape feature essential to getting out of a valley: some kind of steep-arse hill. We turned off Bartley Road, and quickly took a second turn onto Tinc Road. Just like that, it was time to get down into low gear. Make that the lowest possible gear. Thankfully, the Volpe offers very low gearing, without which, I probably couldn’t have done that climb. It was hard, I mean really hard. Looking back now at the elevation profile on Strava, I see that the grade at the beginning of that climb was 18.6%. It was a little curvy-windy, and I dreaded the thought of some car trying to come down this narrow, winding road toward us while we were struggling our way up. Luckily, that didn’t happen. I also worried that I might reach a point of not moving forward enough to keep from tipping over. I considered getting off the bike and walking the rest of the hill, but dismissed the thought as it would likely be even harder to walk my loaded bike up that steep hill, especially wearing cleats. Plus, it was hard to tell how much longer the uphill would continue, and if I stopped riding, it would be that much harder to start up again on such a steep incline. I pedaled on.

We reached a slight leveling off point and took a rest at the entrance to someone’s driveway. Sweat came gushing down my face. It took me awhile to catch my breath and mop up the sweat. We guzzled some water, slurped energy gels, and collected our strength to finish off the hill. The rest of the climb wasn’t quite as hard, and once I realized I’d made it to the top, I stopped again to savor my triumph and snap a selfie. Another gushing stream of sweat rolled down my face, but I was exhilarated. THIS is what sixty looks like!

We had a glorious ride the rest of the way. We rode the Sussex Branch Trail, which treated us with a lake visible through the trees to our left, a nice crushed gravel surface that was great for riding on, and a bright green assortment of shrubs and trees lining our path. Eventually, we had to leave the trail to head north on Ross Corner Sussex Road, which had a decent shoulder. It was deceptively smooth, however, and at some point El Cochinito hit an unexpected something while we were traveling at a good clip. Shortly thereafter, he realized he had another flat tire. At least by now, he had gotten real efficient at changing a tire, plus we were finally equipped with the know-how to use a CO2 cartridge to get a proper inflation. Soon we were back on the road and continued to enjoy decent pavement, right up until we crossed the state line and entered New York. What a night and day difference in road quality! Suddenly we were navigating potholes, cracks, and bumps in the road.

Top right: my selfie of triumph after climbing out of Long Valley; left: beauty along the Sussex Branch Trail; lower right: one last flat tire

Not far over the state line, we rolled into Unionville, our destination for the night. It has a cute little main street, where we noticed the Wit’s End Tavern before turning up (oh, yes, UP!) towards our AirBnb. Our host for the night, together with her young daughter and her daughter’s friend, greeted us with warmth and enthusiasm, and lots of “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” greetings directed at me (I guess a little birdie told them), and a tour of their lovely historic home. There was even a bottle of wine waiting for us in our room. After showering up, El Cochinito and I walked back into town and enjoyed a birthday dinner of barbecue ribs, fries, and beer. We returned to our room and tried to enjoy the wine that awaited us, but we could only handle so much alcohol in one night. Normally, I would just save it for another day, but when you’re on a bike tour, you have to be selective about what is worth adding weight to the bike. A half (or maybe a little more) of a bottle of wine is not worth carrying along!

One of the pretty churches in Unionville; the Wit’s End Tavern; route and elevation profile for day 2

Day 2 of our 8 days of biking took us 51 miles and 2,462′ of elevation gain. Good that it was a little shorter today, as our tushies were feeling it. So glad we brought along the Bag Balm.

Today’s tally: flat tires: 1; Road kill: 1 bird, 1 possum, 1 deer.

Enjoy the Ride: Unionville to Olivebridge

We had been so worried we might have underestimated the challenge of biking in the heat and humidity that would be typical for August in the Northeast. The forecast for this particular day included a heat advisory starting in the late morning, and in the area where we were headed. We decided to get an early start and seek out breakfast later.

That next morning, as we left Unionville, we were graced with a soft cloud cover as we rolled through farmland on gently rolling terrain. It was such a gorgeous day, and so far, so cool. One of the farmers whose home we passed must be a cyclist, or at least a supporter of cyclists. When we saw their silo, we absolutely had to stop and snap a photo. That blissful roll through farmland came to an abrupt end when we next had to manage a tense three-mile stretch on US6-E. We rode the narrow shoulder, alongside a couple of lanes of fast-moving traffic that emanated that familiar tension of impatient drivers in no mood for giving ample space to cyclists. It was stressful and miserable, but thankfully it didn’t last forever, or even for too terribly long, and despite feeling quite unsafe, we managed it without incident. Best of all, it was followed by a tranquil mile or two on the lovely Orange Heritage Trail, a freshly paved, forest-lined trail that took us into the town of Goshen. There we headed for Joe Fix Its, a bike shop, where we stocked up on CO2 cartridges and a few extra inner tubes for good measure. Conveniently, right next door was a cafe, just when we were feeling ready for a hearty meal. Howell’s Cafe has outside tables, allowing us to sit right by our bikes, and enjoy the beautiful architecture of this quaint town. As we rolled on through Goshen, we got more architectural eye candy, a feature that puts Goshen on my list of favorite towns to bike through.

Enjoying the ride; Orange Heritage Trail; breakfast in Goshen

We later got to ride some more nice trails. First up was the intermittent Shawangunk, Walden, and Wallkill Trail. Some segments of this trail are quite civilized, with pavement, benches, and good signage. A few spots were a little more adventurous. The beauty didn’t let up throughout. The best part of the day, however, was the 15-mile stretch on the Wallkill Valley Rail Trail, which forms part of the Empire State Trail that covers 750 miles running the length and width of New York. We took a rest stop in New Paltz, which has a colorful and quaint pedestrian zone of shops and eateries.

The Wallkill Valley Trail gets skinny at times, but look at the wildflowers; stopping in New Paltz to enjoy public art, shops, and eateries

The trail continues through some gorgeous scenery and several beautiful bridges, and these visual treats only got better the farther north we rode it. The most spectacular was the Rosendale Trestle, a 940′ former railroad bridge, first built in 1870, that runs 150′ above Rondout Creek. I would gladly go back and ride this trail again.

Wallkill Valley Rail Trail
The Rosendale Trestle offers amazing views of the creek below

Following our rail trail thrills, we had another 10 miles of rolling hills before we got to Olivebridge, where we had booked a small fishing cottage for the night. There isn’t a whole lot of commercial activity in Olivebridge. We saw a post office, and not much else. After our 67 miles of riding, we were ready for a good dinner, but discovered there were no stores or restaurants of any kind that were open in the area. We certainly did not feel like biking another 30 miles round trip to get dinner. Oops, now what? We searched the kitchen of our little cottage. There wasn’t much in the cupboards or the refrigerator, but we scored when we looked in the freezer: a package of boneless, skinless chicken breasts, a half a bag of curly fries, some sliced pineapple, and a little bit of vanilla ice cream at the bottom of a pint container of Ben & Jerry’s. El Cochinito found some garlic salt to season the chicken breasts that he fried up in a skillet, while I put the curly fries in the oven. Before long, dinner was served. Perhaps it would have been nice to have the rest of that bottle of wine with us from the night before, but we were just grateful we had managed to pull together a meal. I hate to think what we would have done had it not been for those freezer finds. There may have been some reference to the Donner party during our conversation that evening.

Our cozy cottage in Olivebridge

Miles: 67. Elevation gain: 2630′. Flat tires: 0. Roadkill spotted: 1 bird, 2 beavers, 2 mice, 1 bunny, 1 unseen, but quite odiferous critter, species unknown.

What’s a Few Extra Miles: Olivebridge to West Fulton

We split our remaining Cliff bar for a quick breakfast and got a bright and early start on another beautiful morning. We knew we were near a big butterfly-shaped lake, so the first order of business was to check out that expanse of water. Olivebridge borders the southern shore of the Ashokan Reservoir, below the lower left wing of the butterfly. This puts it at the opposite side of the reservoir from Woodstock, New York, a place of which you may have heard, positioned a tad north of the upper right butterfly wing. We had initially considered routing our trip through Woodstock, but the accommodations in that area were quite pricey. Now we know that, perhaps one feature that justifies the extra cost of accommodations in that northeastern side of the reservoir is availability of restaurants and markets, but we don’t really know.

Shortly into our ride, we veered right to explore a bridge that angles along the edge of that butterfly’s lower wing toward the middle of the reservoir. It was a tranquil morning. Scattered clouds reflected off the glassy surface of the lake. Eventually the bridge crossed well above a creek passing through a crack in the middle of a densely packed forest. We took a few minutes to savor the magic of that moment, the spiritual power of the stillness.

Our route began by tracing the left wing of the butterfly. Once we hit the northwestern wing’s tip, we turned southeast for a bit on NY-28, in search of the Bread Alone Bakery so we could get some real food for breakfast. We passed the Boiceville Inn, which didn’t appear to be open, a construction site, and then came upon Fabulous Furniture and their funky roadside display of flying saucers, rockets, and other attention-grabbing sculptures. As the detour dragged on, it became apparent we needed to double-check the google maps. Sure enough, we had flown right past the Bread Alone Bakery — it was hidden in the middle of that construction site. It turns out to be a very popular spot. The parking lot was busy, the line to place an order was steady, and the coffee and baked goods were well worth the detour.

Morning stillness of the Ashokan Reservoir; one of several distracting pieces on display outside Fabulous Furniture in Boiceville, down the road past the Bread Alone Bakery; the constant beauty of roadside flowers, dense forests, and verdant mountainsides of the Catskills

That turned out to be just the first in a series of google maps anomalies and unintended side trips for our day. But we were riding through the Catskills, and the scenery was non-stop luscious. Pretty wildflowers lined the shoulder of NY-28. Dense forests provided a dark green backdrop for the wildflowers and tall grasses. More dark green rose up over mountains all around us as we continued north.

The road curved right, and took us a bit southeasterly to Lexington, where we crossed a bridge over Schoharie Creek, before turning left to continue our northward journey. We were out of water at this point, and I was hopeful that the town of Lexington would have a place where we could refill our bottles. Just after crossing the bridge, we noticed a couple of women sitting on a front porch. We asked if they knew where we might be able to buy some water. They offered us their garden hose, which was wonderful, especially since Lexington didn’t seem to offer a market or other amenities as I’d hoped. We got into some extended conversation with our porch-sitting friends, and learned about the challenges that community faces when the Schoharie Creek overflows. They told of a recent flood that required evacuation, of particular concern for them, as one of them uses a wheelchair. As bad as it was for their creekside home, they said the flood pretty much wiped out the town of Prattsville, farther up the road.

After filling our water bottles and learning about the local communities, we got back on our bikes and continued north. As we approached Prattsville, we could see a number of homes and buildings that looked as we’d been told–likely too damaged to be saved. The town also turned out to be a good place to get lunch, and I liked the idea of supporting this community that has been through an exceptionally rough year. The folks at the Prattsville Diner were friendly, and the food hit the spot.

The gorgeous scenery continued. Soon the Schoharie Creek widened to form the Schoharie Reservoir, and Google Maps had guided us to take a less-traveled road, 990V, along the west side of the reservoir that appeared to give us a more direct route to West Fulton, our destination. North of the reservoir, at Gilboa, the routing had us veer right onto Flat Creek Road, which fed us some hills. We then turned onto Valenti, which fed us some more hills. This led us to Power Access Road, the name of which was our first big clue. El Cochinito had raised a concern about the wisdom of a route that required using a road with such a name, but by the time we were having that conversation, we were already at the turn off to Valenti, half way into that hilly commitment. I couldn’t resist giving it a try, as this route seemed to take us on less busy roads.

Alas, at the junction with Power Access Road, we encountered a large, high-security gate, where we picked up a telephone, hoping against hope that someone on the other end of the line might mercifully let us through, or at least guide us to an alternate route. Unfortunately, we were told in no uncertain terms that there was no way through, no matter that we were on bikes and needing to get through to NY-30. We proceeded to re-trace Valenti Road and Flat Creek Road, hills and all, back to 990V, which unfortunately dipped back south a bit before connecting us with NY-30. I know El Cochinito loves me because he never once said, “I told you so.”

The Schoharie Creek; bridge into Lexington; lush roadside greenery; a babbling brook; the memorable Bear Ladder Road into West Fulton

The ride up NY-30 was okay. Sure there was some traffic, but not too bad really. We encountered some light sprinkles that never quite turned into full-on rain. We then turned off onto Bear Ladder Road, which was pretty, lined with dense, dark greenery, and featured a series of rises, like a compound hill. By this time, my knees were really feeling the Catskills. I wasn’t sure I could manage any more hills. I began to worry that I was doing some damage to my knees that could prevent me from being able to keep biking — an unacceptable possibility. I was glad to know we would be taking a couple of rest days in West Fulton, hoping that the rest would be enough to restore my knees.

Bear Ladder Road was a 5.5 mile stretch, by the end of which we were damp with the mist of a light rain. I was excited, knowing we were almost to our destination. According to Google Maps, we needed to turn left at the T intersection onto West Fulton Road, and our destination would be on our right in 0.5 miles! But as soon as we looked left, we saw the steepest hill of the day. Okay, not a hill, really, more like a WALL. If only that white house at the intersection with Bear Ladder Road was the Waterfall House we were seeking. But, recognizing there was no point in entertaining such fantasies, I mustered up my courage, dropped into my lowest gear, and reminded myself that, after this one last hill, we would be done biking for the next few days. We powered up that horrendous hill, searching for the address we had for the Waterfall House. But there were no houses and no driveways or even mailboxes on the right, none at all. Finally, El Cochinito stopped a pick up truck that was driving by, and asked the driver if he could help us find the Waterfall House. He kindly informed us that it was that white house at the bottom of the hill! Once we dropped back down the hill to have a good look at that white house we’d passed, it was obvious from the objects sitting out on the porch that this was the place where our friend Lazaro lives.

So, that made two Google Maps fails in one day. Three, if you count our overshooting past the Bread Alone Bakery that morning. With that, our planned 60-mile, 2600’ day became a 70-mile, 4600’ day. Today’s tally: 0 flats; Roadkill: 1 beaver and 1 porcupine.

Our extended route to West Fulton featured a few “peak” experiences; we were ready to take a break from riding to spend some time with Lazaro (lower left) and the waterfall

Rest Days in the Catskills

The whole reason we routed our trip through the Catskills was to work in a visit to El Cochinito’s brother from another mother, Lazaro, who had moved to West Fulton this past year. The two met back in 2013, on El Cochinito’s first trip to Cuba, when he was taken by Lazaro’s artistic creations: his salsitas, formed from string, paste, and the official newspaper of the Cuban government, and which come to life as delightful creatures with big, mouse-like ears, pointy noses that curve upward, and extended arms that exude joy. Since then, we have visited Lazaro in Havana, and he has visited us in Los Angeles, including a stay of a few months just before the pandemic shut everything down. It was great to see him again, meet his boss and the pets of the house, get some laundry done, and visit the adjacent waterfall. The Waterfall House is an historic treasure that served as a Bed & Breakfast for many years, and has a magical quality to it. Part of its magic comes from its furry inhabitants: a fun dog and two cats, one of whom seems to be a dog living in a cat’s body.

The highlight of our stay was a trip to nearby Cobleskill, where the Jeff Tufano gallery was exhibiting some of Lazaro’s work. It was a delight to see his work on display there, and then to walk the cute main street of Cobleskill. On our way back to West Fulton, we stopped at the Breakabeen General Store — a real general store, as in very small, yet carries everything you need. We even filled the car’s gas tank at an old timey (pre-digital era) gas pump right outside the store. Yes, these things are thrilling after living in Los Angeles for the last 25 years.

There was some heavy rain during our two days of rest in West Fulton. The afternoon before we were to get back on the road, I gave the bikes (that had spent the last couple of days on the porch) a look-over, wiped down the grime, topped up the tire pressure, and made sure our steeds were in good working order. El Cochinito’s chain had gotten a bit rusty, so I cleaned that up a bit and applied some Tri-Flow. It felt good to acknowledge, through time with the bikes, where we’d been and where we had yet to go.

Onward to the Erie Canal Trail: West Fulton to Utica

We woke to a gorgeous morning. I was struck by the beautiful puffs of steam rising over the hills in the distance as we rolled north out of West Fulton. We’d had a choice between a longer route and a couple of shorter-but-hillier options. We chose the longer route, taking route 30A through Middleburgh, Schoharie, and Sloansville. That was an excellent choice! We rolled along, up and down gentle grades. After Sloansville, we curved onto Route 162, which angled us northwest toward the Mohawk River near the town of Spraker. Just before Canajoharie, we got onto the Erie Canal Trail. That was exciting, as we knew this was a relatively flat trail that would take us all the way to Rochester. My knees were relieved to know that we were done with hardcore hills. We stopped for a yummy breakfast in Canajoharie.

Steam rising from the hills as we rolled out of West Fulton; no shortage of American flags lining the main streets of most rural towns we passed through; getting started on the Erie Canal Trail

The trail was delightful and peaceful. We continued along the Mohawk River. At times the trail veered through parklands, and led us past the home of General Herkimer, where we learned a wee bit about the Battle of Oriskany, another tidbit of Revolutionary War history.

So far, great surfaces on the Erie Canal Trail; the Herkimer House

We rode through Ilion, where we encountered some other cyclists riding the Erie Canalway in the opposite direction. At Ilion, there is a substantial park area and a Marina with facilities, including restrooms and water. While stopped there, we met two enthusiastic bikepackers, Mohammed, who had started in Niagra Falls and was riding the Erie Canal Trail all the way to Albany, and Tekken, who had started his journey in Astoria, Oregon, and was riding all the way across the country, self-contained. We continue to follow each other on Instagram. We watched some boats pass through the locks, including one notable fancy boat with four engines across its stern heading westward, “Destination Blue”. We watched Destination Blue rise as water filled the lock and a woman made sure the boat stayed clear of the wall we were looking over. We chatted a bit with her, and then watched Destination Blue move on when the lock opened up on the west end.

Gorgeous trail and tunnel; Ilion Marina and our first sighting of Destination Blue

At Frankfort, the Trail crosses over to the north side of the Mohawk River, and riders have to take the shoulder of NY-5. That last part of the ride, well, it sucked. The shoulder really wasn’t adequate, the traffic was moving fast alongside us, and it was quite unpleasant the rest of the way to Utica. We did enjoy a brief stretch “drafting” behind an Amish horse-drawn carriage, where we felt safer for awhile. It was a short-lived thrill, but we made the most of it.

Fascinating lock structure; Mohammed & Tekken, bike packers we met at Ilion marina; more trail beauty,

At the end of our 80-mile day, we rolled in to the historic Pratt Smith House Bed & Breakfast. We arranged for a delivery of burgers and fries from Five Guys, and called it a day. Today’s tally: Dunkin Donuts: 1; flats: 0; Roadkill: 1 bird, 2 frogs, 2 unrecognizable mammals; Elevation gain: 2,055’

Great route, except for that last part from Frankfort to Utica

All Roads Lead to Rome: Utica to Syracuse

We had less miles and no hills in our route today, so we took it at a leisurely pace. We wandered a bit through downtown Utica, just to check it out. I hadn’t known before this day that Utica has its own replica of the Liberty Bell, cracked and all, on display in downtown. This little detour put us past the turn off for the designated bike trail along the water, but we enjoyed seeing the various industrial and residential neighborhoods as we headed west out of town on city streets. We rode through Yorkville, then Whitesboro, and Oriskany (as in, the battle site). We eventually got back onto a trail, and headed into Rome. Not that it was glamorous in any way. It was more like being on a trail, and then riding through a suburban stretch of strip malls and ridiculously wide roads. Then, at some point, we needed to turn left off of the over-wide, multi-lane road to get back onto the trail. A strange left turn, with no assistance from a traffic light or clear signage. 

A couple shots from downtown Utica; passing through Rome; a trail side swamp; a pretty bridge

Later we met more trail riders at another of the locks along the canal. It was fun to meet people, find out where they’re from, and hear that we weren’t the only ones wondering why there weren’t more places along the trail to get water. One couple we talked to lives in Utica, and does a different part of the trail here and there, scoping it out for a future trip in which they plan to do the whole Erie Canal Trail from end to end.

Trail scenery; meeting other cyclists at the locks; a very skinny bridge

We took a slight detour south from the trail to check out Oneida. It’s a quaint little town, and we found a cool place to stop for lunch and beer, called Pop-A-Top. We picked it mostly because they have an enclosed patio, which provided a perfect spot to park our bikes. It was also a colorful and festive patio, and we had it to ourselves. Then we came to realize that the regulars hanging out at the bar inside, as well as the woman tending bar, were delightful people who wanted to ask about our bike trip, and made us feel quite at home, despite our spandex and cleats. One gentleman came out to the patio to visit with us some more, and even bought El Cochinito a second beer.

After that thoroughly leisurely and enjoyable lunch break, we returned to the trail, and rolled on next through Canastota. Like in many of the towns we rode through on this trip, we saw LOTS of American flags on display, both on residences and lining the main streets through a town’s central business district. It felt like the 4th of July everywhere we went. Another interesting find along the route from Oneida to Canastota: the largest greenhouse imaginable, or maybe even larger than one could imagine. A google search reveals that the place is Green Empire Farms, a giant hydroponic farm.

We enjoyed the varying terrain and trail surfaces we encountered along the way. Spinning my pedals for all these hours gave me lots of time to let my mind wander. I know some folks like to chat while riding together, and I don’t mind that, but my primary tendency is to get lost in the meditative state induced by the rhythm of the pedal stroke. My thoughts can go just about anywhere while I’m riding. I might try to imagine the day ahead, or what it will be like to reach our destination and see the faces of our kids again after such a long gap. Sometimes I look back on all that has transpired in the previous year or two. Just two years earlier, El Cochinito and I had gone through the most challenging strain on our relationship, one that nearly broke us. One of the things that helped us as we found our way back to each other was biking together. And look where that led us! Sometimes I reflect on how amazing it is that I have a riding buddy to do this kind of trip with me, and that we can do this without getting on each other’s nerves. At times, I am overwhelmed with gratitude for being able to do this trip. It’s incredible how all that needed to line up and fall into place for this trip did just that.

Having lunch on the gorgeous patio of the Pop-A-Top in Oneida; the giant hydroponic farm; pumping up our tires along the trail; cute median decor in Syracuse

Eventually, we came across a trail side repair stand that had a pump, enabling us to top off the air in our tires. That pumped up our confidence as well as our tires. In the late afternoon, we rolled into Syracuse where our AirBnb host graciously offered use of his washer and dryer, and guided us toward a nearby street with places to get dinner. It was nice to be able to walk to dinner, and to get some clean clothes again. We were staying in a nice neighborhood near Syracuse University, and took delight in the way the medians through the center of Meadowbrook Drive are not only beautifully landscaped with flower gardens at each intersection, but also feature odd sculptures, like one of a basketball with a big “S” on it. Another had a tower of colorful bird houses.

Today’s tally: 66 miles; no roadkill; no flats; 1 Dunkin’ Donuts. 

Charm, Gardens, History: Syracuse to Canandaigua

We swung by Recess Coffee, a place we’d spotted when walking back from dinner the night before, to get our morning coffee and a bite to eat. From there, we decided not to head north through town in order to get to the Erie Canal Trail, but instead to just take the most direct route west out of town. We were pleased with that decision, as we rolled through some older, industrial areas, and through some less affluent residential areas. I loved gawking at the changing architecture and neighborhoods along the way.

Somewhere between Fairmount and Camillus, we got back on the Erie Canal Trail. The trail is especially beautiful in this area. Camillus wins for the most picturesque stretch of trail, with its bridges and boathouses. We passed several areas where flower gardens were being actively cultivated along the trail. Thanks to some large murals in Jordan, we learned a bit of the history of the canal in tis area, and why within 10 years of its completion it was obsolete. The city of Jordan has an impressive aqueduct built in the 1840s as part of the Enlarged Erie Canal that was in use until 1917. It is now a park, with grass covering the surface of the aqueduct, punctuated by stone arches. We continued along the Erie Canalway through Weedsport and Port Byron until the trail started to veer north, whereas we wanted to continue west and slightly southward into the finger lakes region.

Camillus wins for the most charming trail side views; I was initially startled to see a car parked on the trail, but soon realized it belonged to a woman who was tending that gorgeous flower bed

We hopped off the canal trail and rode some rolling hills, past farm after farm, enjoying an easy spin for the remaining 40 miles to our destination for this second to last day. We stopped for that night in Canandaigua, a very charming town that’s close enough to Rochester, we invited the kids to come out and join us for dinner. First we hung out in the back yard of our Airbnb to visit a bit. There aren’t words for how good it feels to see and hug your kids after such a long time apart. It was a Monday night, and finding a restaurant that was open wasn’t easy. On our third try, we got lucky, as the Bee Hive Brew Pub was open, and we were able to get a table on the patio. Turned out to be just the ticket.

An informative mural in Jordan offers a sample of Canal Law pertaining to speed limits and passing rules; more trail scenery

Today’s tally: 72 miles, 1 Dunkin Donuts, 0 flats, Roadkill: 1 skunk, 1 possum, 4 mice, 2 birds, 2 cats, 1 frog, 1 squirrel.

Rolling in to Rochester

We could have taken a direct route from Canandaigua to Rochester, and finished off the tour in just 27 miles. But that’s just not how we roll. For one thing, it would have meant no more riding the Erie Canal Trail. For another, 27 miles would be over in a little more than two hours. First and foremost on my mind that morning was realizing that we had gone out of our way to venture into the finger lakes region, and yet we hadn’t seen any of the lakes. People travel to Canandaigua to experience the big, beautiful lake, so we were not going to just leave town without seeing the lake! I looked at maps for a route that could have us biking alongside the lake, but that just wasn’t practical. We would have to travel pretty far south to get to a park or something to “see”. We decided to just ride by the north end of the lake so we could have a look and then be on our way. It’s an astonishing lake; you can’t see from the north end to the south. It was a cool morning, and once we’d had our look at the lake, and felt the wind blowing around, we were ready to get on with our day.

After hanging with the kids and seeing a bit of Canandaigua (including this odd establishment — is it a residence? a business?), we decided we had to take a peek at Canandaigua Lake before rolling out the next morning.

Canandaigua features a lot of gorgeous old homes that provide pleasant eye candy for the ride through town. I routed us by the famed Sonnenberg Gardens and Mansion, hoping we could at least ride through the gardens, but shortly after we rode past the signs announcing that the place was closed, we saw folks zipping around in a golf cart, looking like they’d be ready to kick us off the property. We gave the place a cursory look, much like we gave to the lake, and got back on our way. No harm in saving something for our next visit.

Soon we were rolling on country roads again. By far this was our easiest day. We began with a fast, beautiful 13 mile spin through farmland heading north out of Canandaigua to Palmyra, where we stopped for a hearty meal at the Yellow Mills Diner. Then it was time to get back on the Erie Canal Trail. But first, there was a bridge that begged to be appreciated. El Cochinito had brought along his GoPro, and knowing how much I love biking over bridges, he was capturing them on video. I waited at the adjacent trailhead while he started across and got in position to ride back over the bridge. By this time, however, he realized it is a one-lane bridge, and a couple of motorized vehicles were waiting for him to finish up before taking their turn to cross. One vehicle was waiting at the north end, and another at the south end. It was a wee bit comical as the various participants in this dance tried to gesture and figure out who was going next.

You can see from that upper left photo how FAST the road was heading north to Palmyra. Lower right is the one lane bridge near Palmyra.

Biking along the Erie Canal in this next stretch involved some exceptionally gorgeous scenery. A delightful variety of bridges, trees, and waterway alongside us. We even caught yet another sighting of Destination Blue. I gave a hearty wave and greeting, but I’m pretty sure the woman on board with whom we’d chatted at Ilion Marina a few days ago did not recognize us as familiar in the slightest.

So many bridges! Such a nice trail!

After unbelievably great weather for each of our bike days, we finally got caught in some rain, I mean real rain this time. It was a major downpour for the last ten miles or so. It felt good, though, like a blessing as we finished up our trip. The trail got a little confusing as we got close to Rochester. Or maybe it’s not the trail, but Google Maps (I suspect both). The latter seemed to be telling us to get off the trail a bit early, at Pittsford, and take NY-31 (part of the NY State Bicycle Route 5). Looking at the map, it does appear to take one in to Rochester on a diagonal that is much more direct than continuing on the Erie Canal Trail into town, and then heading north. But NY-31 looked to be an insanely busy highway, and not the sort of road we would enjoy riding on. So we stopped to review our options. A kind gentleman asked if he could help us. We explained our confusion about whether we really should be getting on that busy street, or if we could continue on the Trail, which seemed to be hard to find at this point. He admitted he didn’t really know this area well, so he flagged down a woman in a van who apparently works for the Erie Canalway, as does he. She didn’t know how to help us either, but she sure was nice. We visited with the friendly gentleman for awhile. He gets paid to walk the trail and notice conditions, reporting back about things needing attention. Eventually, we found the resumption of the trail and decided to stay with the trail until we got to Rochester, and then head north, even if it was less direct. Along the way, we got a good soaking, and made it into Rochester thoroughly drenched.

I’m so glad we stayed on the trail for our ride into Rochester. Not just to avoid the heavy traffic on NY-31, but also because the trail experience was special. At one point, the trail had water on both sides, like we were on a long bridge over a lake. It felt magical. I wanted to record this feeling in my mind so I could call it up whenever I needed to feel this magic again. I also felt a well of emotion rising up as I reflected on our journey, how far we’d come, how lucky we had been, how fortunate we are to be able to have a vacation like this. I have long fantasized about a retirement life filled with bike adventures like this, and the success of this journey gives me confidence that my retirement dream is possible.

That’s Destination Blue again in the upper left; more pretty trail and a party boat; our kind friend and professional trail walker; the wet arrival into Rochester

Particularly special to me, at this point in my life, is gratitude for being able to share this experience with El Cochinito. We have been married for almost 15 years, plus dated for a couple of years before that. Biking together was something we did often during the early years of our relationship, and along the way, that diminished to occasional bike dates (biking a few miles to see a movie or go to a restaurant) and somewhat annual bike overnights, but more and more, the bigger bike adventures had been something I did either with friends or on my own. During our separation in the midst of that major crisis in our relationship that nearly split us up two years ago, I knew he was worried about attracting new guests to join him for his next trip to Cuba, and I suggested he could find travelers to join him if he made it a bike trip. Soon he was dusting off his road bike and getting back into riding. We both did a lot of riding that year, sometimes separately, sometimes together. Then a corner was turned. Not on the bikes, but in our marriage. We made a conscious decision to scrap our old marriage and start over fresh. We each worked on ourselves and on our relationship skills. It’s an ongoing process, but much like biking, there’s no reason not to just keep going.

Two years later, El Cochinito is my best riding buddy. We just rode over 500 miles together, spent two and a half weeks in each other’s constant presence while traveling, and we managed to roll together in harmony. A few tense moments here and there, yet none of them led to conflict or resentment (okay, so maybe there was one lingering issue we had to work out after we got home, but we did it). We seem to have finally learned how not to let issues that arise between us fester and turn into stony deposits into the First Bank of Resentments. We have found a way to take a step back or take a deep breath when necessary, and turn back towards each other and keep talking until we figure it out together.

We got off the trail at Brighton Town Park in the outskirts of the Rochester area, riding a trail alongside a small lake or large pond, and soon it seemed we might be in the wrong place. Maybe it was a parking lot, but soon we found our way. Then we were on South Clinton Ave for quite a long stretch, never quite sure if it was better to be on the road or the sidewalk. It was still quite wet, and I felt like we really had to keep our eyes out for wayward motorists who might not notice the two cyclists amidst all the mistiness and gray. But then I saw the sign and, despite the rain and needing to stay well to the right and out of traffic, I just had to stop for a photo – we had officially entered Rochester!

Within a couple more miles, we rolled into the driveway of our kids’ house. We were thoroughly soaked and thoroughly exhilarated. We had made it! We were greeted with a fantastic dinner and the best company you could hope for. Finally we were getting to see where our kids have been living and meet their newest dog, Santo, in real life.

Today’s tally: 44 miles, 0 flats, Roadkill: 2 mice. Plus: one sweet victory.

Epiloguing in Rochester: Rolling As a Family

The next day was another rainy one. We returned to the finger lakes area, this time by car, and this time near Seneca Lake, where we visited Watkins Glen State Park. We gawked at the amazing waterfalls and rock formations, whose beauty is enhanced by the rain.

Watkins Glen State Park

The following day brought better weather and we toodled around Rochester by bike. We rode along the Genesee River Trail and visited the University of Rochester campus, where we got to see the building where our oldest works. From there we ventured on to Mt. Hope Cemetery, which features some very old and some very famous graves as well as a few steep hills. After paying our respects to Susan B. Anthony and Frederick Douglass, we rode through downtown to High Falls, and then our daughter-in-law led us on her secret route to the Lower Falls.

On the UR campus; statue of Frederick Douglass & grave of Susan B. Anthony at Mt. Hope Cemetery; High Falls & Lower Falls

This final ride of 15 miles brought our grand total for the entire trip to 581 miles, and a total elevation gain of 20,311’ in 54 hours of riding time. Not too shabby.

Who knew riding 581 miles could be so fun!

It felt so fitting to end our Epic Tour de Kids biking with our kids. So glad we were able to do that in both Philly and Rochester. It warms my bike mama heart to be able to ride together as a family, and to see that each one of our kids, including the kids-in-law, is smart enough to see the genius in using bikes for both transportation and exploration. Maybe they do it because it’s cheap, maybe they do it because they know it’s one important way to slow the demise of our planet, maybe they do it because it’s an easy way to get exercise, maybe they do it because it’s often simpler and less frustrating to get around that way, maybe they do it to take in the fresh air, maybe they do it just to humor me, maybe they do it because it’s the best way to really see a city, and maybe they do it because it’s just plain fun. I like to think they see the value in all of the above.

Our final day in Rochester was spent laundering our wet and muddy clothes, cleaning up our wet and muddy bikes, and figuring out how to get our bikes disassembled and packed into boxes for the trip home. Glad we gave ourselves plenty of time for that, as figuring out just how to make it all work was rather challenging. One drawback to having had our local bike shop back home pack the bikes for the outbound trip is that we had to figure it out for ourselves now. Of course, there are youtubes aplenty to help, and we did have the tools we needed. It still seemed much more involved than what I remember from packing my bike for travel 35 years ago when I was a young’un too cheap/broke to pay for such services.

There were many amazements on this trip, but one last amazement was how our two bike boxes actually fit into the back of our son’s Honda HRV, with enough room to spare that a passenger seat remained available in the back. That meant our son was able to drive El Cochinito and me and our two bikes and our panniers to the airport. One thing (of many) we learned from this trip is that you have to figure out how to transport two people with two bike boxes to and from airports. You can’t just call a taxi or an Uber or even an airport van service for that. Believe me, I tried. On the Los Angeles side, the only way we could manage was to put the bike boxes in the back of El Cochinito’s pick up, drive over to the home of a friend who lives close to LAX, and have her drive us to and from the airport with our bikes. Thankfully, she was a good sport about having the truck at her place while we were gone and picking us up on our return.

With our hearts warm and full, our sense of adventure both sated and titillated, our bodies and our relationship strengthened, we returned home to our cats, who’d been well-cared for by a friend during our absence. Now we can start dreaming up our next bike adventure.

Take It Away Errandonnee

Yes, another challenge. I seem to love these things. Perhaps because they give me a sense of accomplishment without being too taxing. We’ve all been through enough this past year plus, so we don’t need to tackle Herculean tasks, but a little motivator can go a long way. Biking through the pandemic has definitely been a major factor in making these strange times more enjoyable. It keeps me active, it provides a safe way to be social, and it gets me out of the house and back in nature. I believe the structure of the challenge provides just the nudge I need to overcome that pandemic-induced inertia that imagines I’m just fine hanging out at home, even though I know better.

The Guiding Force behind the Errandonnee modified the rules a bit to fit the unusual circumstances this year, dubbing this the “Hyperlocal Edition”. The full details can be found here, but the upshot is to complete 12 errands in 12 consecutive days, and ride, run, and/or walk a total of 30 miles. In a special twist for this year, participants could pick the 12-day stretch, so long as it is be between April 15 and June 30. I was particularly grateful for this last bit, as I had to defer my participation until June due to a minor matter involving some fractures to my pelvis pursuant to a little unexpected contact with the pavement while biking to the office one morning in March. It has taken a couple months, but I’ve recovered sufficiently to be able to do bike rides again, so long as I stick to the flatter, lower mileage type.

Of course, not just any 12 errands will suffice. One must complete errands falling within at least 6 of the 9 categories, with no more than two qualifying rides in any one category. While that can seem intimidating, I found that several of the errands I was inclined to perform could quite soundly fit within multiple categories. Check out the 9 categories:

  1. Discovery (See something new while you’re out and about!)
  2. Helping Hand (e.g., helping a person, helping the environment)
  3. History Lesson
  4. Non-Store Errand
  5. Personal Business
  6. Personal Care
  7. Public Art
  8. You carried WHAT?!
  9. Wild Card (Any trip that does not fall into any of the above categories.

Here is my report:


  1. June 1st: Personal Care
Crazy Daisy Bloomers served me well at my PT appointment — no worries about flashing anyone, either at the clinic, or on the ride to and from.

I biked to my last of six physical therapy appointments that helped me recover from the fractured pelvis. This was my first experience of breaking a bone in my body, and I had no idea how much such an incident screws up various muscles. Some muscles had become super weak, and others were in spasm, either from the impact or from working overtime to compensate for the weakened muscles. I was grateful for the physical therapy, and eagerly embraced the daily exercises I was given to do at home. I’m still doing them, but I’m recovered enough that I walk and bike normally; I just have a limit to how much I can strain myself right now.

Mileage: 10ish round trip.

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Crazy Daisy


2. June 2nd: Personal Business

Dazzling Amethyst Bloomers as I test ride the newly adjusted brakes while riding away from my local bike shop.

Took my bike to my local bike shop for a brake adjustment. I’d recently had new, wider tires put on my commuter. I had been thinking for several months about turning the Volpe into even more of an all-purpose adventure/gravel bike since I knew it could accommodate bigger tires, and I now have a fancy new road bike that I use for my hillier and longer distance non-touring rides. Since the aging tires that had been on the commuter might have been a factor in the unfortunate incident of March 11th, when I wiped out on a slick patch of pavement, I decided it was time to get the new tires. But the front wheel kept catching in the brake pads, and my attempts to adjust them myself were not successful, I just swung by the shop and they took care of it for me lickety split.

Mileage: 3

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Dazzling Amethyst


3, 4, & 5. June 3rd: Non-Store Errand + Helping Hand + Wild Card

As much as I love my fancy new road bike, a Bianchi Infinito, I was unable to love the gorgeous coordinating Fizik R7 Aliante saddle that came with it. It’s supposed to be a great saddle, but it just wasn’t a fit for me. I tried tilting the nose down, which usually is the ticket for me and that did help a bit, but I found myself no longer the who-needs-a-chamois rider, and I kept developing one troubling problem or another in my delicate regions, so it just had to go. After many hours spent reading saddle reviews, I decided to go with the Specialized Power Expert with MIMIC. The day it arrived, I put it on my bike and took her for a test ride.

The new saddle, inside the post office where I can easily bring my bike with me inside.
Big, ugly sweater I knitted for my itty bitty daughter-in-law

I also wanted to mail a sweater I’d just finished knitting to my daughter-in-law. She had requested a big, ugly sweater to help her stay warm in Rochester, New York. That was last Fall, but I warned her it likely would not get done in time for this winter. I did have just the right yarn and pattern to knit up what she wanted. I managed to finish the sweater just in time for Summer! I’m counting this as my helping hand errand. She may not be needing it now, but it will be ready for her when the seasons change again.

Satisfied that the new saddle is so far so good, I was eager to try something wild. Although I have ridden my bike up to the Griffith Park Helipad many times, I hadn’t attempted that kind of climb since February, before the unfortunate incident of March 11th. I was eager to see if I could handle it. The other wild thing was that it had been a long time since I’d been to the helipad for the weekly happy hour meet up. Socializing has become a big, wild deal this year. El Cochinito and I decided this was the day to give it a go, and we did. I made it up that hill, albeit slowly, and it was nice to see my bike friends again. The ride also showed me, however, that I’m not quite ready for this. I was okay, but I felt it and knew this was just a bit too much too soon.

Happy Hour at the Helipad

Mileage: 18ish

Bike: Infinito

Bloomers: Shimmering Sapphire


6. June 4th: Personal Care

When a postmenopausal woman fractures her pelvis, the topic of osteoporosis gets raised. The orthopedist noted that the x-rays revealed a little less bone density than they like to see, and I was referred for a bone density scan. That scan confirmed the expected diagnosis: osteoporosis in the pelvis and spine. That led to an appointment with an endocrinologist, who then ordered some tests. That testing meant I needed to pick up a special “collection device” (I will spare you the graphic details) from a lab not too far from home, but in a neighborhood in which one would not want to leave their bike unattended. So I got out the Volpe and my best Pee Wee Herman bike lock & cable set and set out to fetch the device.

Mileage: 5ish

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Pinka Dot Black


7. June 6th: Surprise!

I was feeling a real hankering to start increasing my mileage a wee bit, and to ride a hill that wouldn’t be too much for my current state of recovery, but could help me build some strength. That called for an old familiar loop through Griffith Park along Crystal Springs Drive. I knew this ride would get me a total of 22+ miles and a couple of doable hills without overdoing it. This route passes by the Pony Rides, through the Wilson and Harding Golf Courses and continues past the Gene Autry Western Heritage Museum, the Zoo, Travel Town (a kid’s delight of old trains), and back around through some picnic areas. Since I started tracking my rides in Strava, I’ve done this loop at least 45 times. You’d think I’d seen whatever there is to see on this ride by now, and yet, on this day I had to stop and gawk at what was, for me, a first: three deer grazing on the golf course!

Mileage: 22ish

Bike: Infinito

Bloomers: Black


8. June 7th: Wild Card

Now that folks around here are vaccinated, some social events are coming back. One that I missed was the biweekly coffee meetups with Women on Bike Culver City. Every other Monday (in prepandemic times), they would pick a different coffee shop and invite others to either meet at the coffee shop, or join up for a ride together. It’s a friendly, welcoming group that makes a point of supporting and encouraging women who might not be seasoned riders to venture out and get more comfortable biking around town. Although they’d had some socially distanced meet ups at parks during the pandemic, those meetups had not lined up well with my working-from-home schedule. But here was a Monday when they were back to meeting at a coffee shop (one with outdoor seating), and I was free that morning. It was a small group, but a delight to see two familiar friends and meet a new one. The downside was, it had been a long time since I’d last biked the Venice Boulevard bike lanes during morning rush hour, and that was stressful and miserable. Drivers have always been bad on that street, but they gotten worse during the pandemic: driving much too fast and passing bicyclists much too closely as we navigate the door zone bike lane.

Mileage: 16+

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Crazy Daisy


9 & 10. June 9th: Non-Store Errand + You Carried What?

While commuting to work is not part of this year’s Errandonnee, it surely counts as a Non-Store Errand. I’m self-employed, and I’ve been paying rent for an office I haven’t been using except as a place to receive mail these last 15 months. Now that the COVID-19 case rates are down in Los Angeles, and the vaccination levels are up, I am gradually going back to the office a little more each week. The only part that worries me is that darn ramp down into the parking garage, which is where I wiped out that ill-fated morning in March. I’d biked down it a jillion times before, and I know what got me was a slick patch where oil from idling cars must have built up on the surface and had been wetted by the rain we’d had the night before. It’s not like I’m expecting that same thing to happen to me again, but I find myself anxious about how fast it feels I am going as I descend the ramp now. But I’m okay, really (or so I tell myself each time).

I had a couple of BikieGirl orders to ship out that day for two of my best customers. One reason for going to the office was because I needed a product that was not available in the stash of inventory I keep at home. Plus I knew I had a bigger shipping box at the office that would be just right for the larger order. While the mail carrier does pick up outgoing packages from the office building, I prefer to take them directly to the post office when I can, as it is more reliable. The office pick up sometimes appears to result in an extra day before the package actually is officially “accepted” into the USPS system, and that annoys me. I feel better putting the packages directly onto the “ready to ship” counter at the post office. Plus, there is a post office near by that is well-suited for rolling the bike inside, so I don’t have to fuss with locking up the bike.

So, I figured I could use my bungee net to secure the packages to my rear rack for the short ride to the post office on my way home that afternoon. Except I also needed to carry my pannier with my computer and other necessary commuter items, plus I wanted to take a six pack of soda cans home since I now use those more at home than at the office. As I went to pack it all on the bike, I realized I’d put myself in a “you-carried-what” situation. Luckily, I was able to fit the six pack into my handlebar bag (phew, as I don’t always have that bag mounted on my handlebars for regular commuting). The handlebar bag wouldn’t close with the six pack inside, but I was able to use a disposable medical mask to create a strap that would secure the lid of the handlebar bag to the mount for my smartphone.

Next I tried to stack the boxes onto my rear rack, but the bungee net wasn’t big enough to accommodate both boxes. The smaller box could almost fit into the pannier, and by snapping the handles of the pannier bag together, I was able to secure the box there. Finally, with a bit of scooching and nudging, I was able to get the bungee net to secure the larger box onto the rack. Off to the post office I went!

Mileage: 2.2

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Shimmering Sapphire Thighwise Pettipants


11. June 11th: Wild Card

The “Wild Card” category is defined as any trip that does not fall into any of the other 11 categories. Well, the lawyer in me wants to argue both sides here. You see, I biked to the office on this day. Now, this year’s errandonnee does not have a commuting to work or school category like we’ve seen in years past, so that means a ride to the office qualifies for the Wild Card. On the other hand, I managed to submit a previous trip to the office just two days earlier as a “Non-Store Errand”. So how can I argue that my trip to the office does not fall into any of the other categories when I just logged a trip to the office under another category? Ah, but wait a minute: wouldn’t ANY trip that did not involve going to a store fall under the “Non-Store Errand” category? If so, then the Wild Card category would be rendered meaningless. Under the Errandonnee Rules of Statutory Construction, therefore, I proclaim it improper to construe a rule in such a manner as to render it meaningless. Besides, per Rule 9 of the Errandonnee Official Rules Blog Post, we must have fun, and I am having so much fun ruling on the rules here.

And if that doesn’t sound like a “Wild Card” ride, what about my Hot Pink Zebra Bloomers, worn under a tropical floral print dress? If that isn’t wild, what is?

Mileage: 3.4

Bike: Volpe

Bloomers: Hot Pink Zebra


12. June 12th: Public Art + Surprise

Don’t laugh, but I planned this ride by opening Google Maps and typing in “public art”. I know there is public art hiding in plain sight everywhere, so I figured this might be one way to discover something worthy of a bike trip. Sure enough, at the top of my results list was a piece of public art that I did not recognize (by name or by photo) that is in a location I know I have passed by dozens of times, both in a car and on a bike. And it had an interesting story. And I had a pretty good guess that my bike friend Jennifer would be interested in exploring it with me.

“The Freedom Sculpture” or “Freedom: A Shared Dream” (2017) by Cecil Balmond is a 20,400-pound, 15-foot high by 20-foot by 9-foot sculpture of water jet-cut powder-coated stainless steel double cylinders, supported by two 15-foot diameter high-polish stainless steel gold and silver half-rings, mounted on an approx. 10-foot by 18-foot by 4-inch travertine stone platform, and has internal LED lighting at night. The sculpture is modeled on the Cyrus Cylinder, and has been referred to as one of the Best Public Art in Los Angeles. It sits in the median of Santa Monica Boulevard at the intersection with Century Park East.

Along the way, we rode the bike lane on Santa Monica Blvd as it passes through Beverly Hills, and were delighted to notice a beautiful garden of cacti and succulents. [Surprise!] We just had to stop. I was so taken with the agave in bloom that bordered the bike lane. We wandered around the garden, took lots of pictures, and marveled that we hadn’t known of this place.

We took Charleville, a favorite bike-friendly street through Beverly Hills, for the return trip, and stopped for coffee along the way. All in all, a perfect outing for the twelfth and final day of my Hyperlocal Errandonnee run.

Mileage: 16ish

Bike: Infinito

Bloomers: Dazzling Amethyst Thighwise Pettipants

Report From The BikieGirl Challenge

So how did that go? “That” being my attempt to lift some spirits by nudging folks to take on a doable challenge to finish off a strange bike month, the second year in a row that our month of May was overshadowed by a pandemic. The doable challenge is described in this prior post. In short, the Challenge involves 5 different ways to incorporate an activity that lifts the spirits into a bike ride, which bike ride, of course, is enough to lift one’s spirits by itself. Sometimes, though, we need an extra nudge to get out there and ride. The 5 ways: 1. Dress up Fancy; 2. Go Social; 3. Be of Service; 4. Try something new; and 5. Bike to Beauty.

Rolling fancy through Beverly Hills

I was most excited about #1. There’s something about riding a bike in style that feels so fantabulous. To feel the breezy freedom that I always feel while riding a bike, and to do so while dressed up, especially in a skirt or dress, well, that brings on a nirvana all its own. I love also how clearly it proves that a simple bike ride does not require a pair of padded shorts and a pocketed jersey. Not every bike ride is the Tour de France (not that there’s anything wrong with the Tour de France, except for the exclusion of women). I also love the romantic imagery of a Tweed Ride, or that elegance depicted in those old timey pictures of women in full-length skirts, high collars, and bloomers flouting convention as they rode through the late 1800’s.

In the pursuit of elegance for our fancy bike ride, I invited my husband to join me for a ride to Beverly Hills. It’s just a few miles from our home, and offers over-the-top mansions and beautifully manicured gardens worth gawking at, on streets that are wide and quiet. I pulled up Google maps and started scanning for good streets and places to explore. A few key spots caught my eye, and I proceeded to plan a little loop for our tour de Beverly Hills.

Look at our bikes leaning against . . . The front of the Virginia Robinson Gardens in Beverly Hills

It was easy to choose my outfit, as I had purchased a pair of dresses in anticipation of a local Tweed Ride a few years ago, one being my first choice dress (adorable, but I was nervous about the somewhat mermaid-style shape), and the second a backup in case the first choice dress didn’t allow enough room for pedaling. I’d assumed the backup dress could be saved for the following year’s Tweed Ride. But there hadn’t been a second Tweed Ride, so that backup dress was still waiting its turn. The bright red of that yet-to-be-worn dress, and it’s 40’s era vintage styling, meant the perfect choice of matching Bloomers was obvious: the Red Hot Aqua Dot Bloomers. I completed the look with some red earrings and a matching necklace I’d inherited from my mother, and a comfy yet cute pair of red Jambu Mary Janes. Oh, and the brightest red lipstick I could find.

We rode past the architecturally notable Beverly Hills City Hall, making our way to the Virginia Robinson Gardens. The Gardens were closed that Sunday, but it was fun to get a glimpse and see enough to know it would be worth a return trip when it’s open. From there, I wanted to check out the “Hillhaven Lodge” that Google maps indicated was just a little ways farther up Benedict Canyon, but alas, it’s one of those things on the map that isn’t really a place you can visit. Our next stop was the Spadena House, also known as the “witch house”. We rounded out the tour with a pass by the Wave House. And since I’d never before biked to these Beverly Hills sites, I decided this ride also ticked the box for #4.

Oh, did you think the Challenge required 5 separate bike rides? Ah, don’t read anything more into the rules than necessary! (Forgive me, I’m a lawyer.)

#5 was super easy, as biking to beauty can be done just about anywhere, especially if you are on the lookout for nature’s treasures and/or public art. One street I use frequently to traverse the mid-city area of Los Angeles is 6th Street, as it passes along the back side of the La Brea Tar Pits and the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA). It’s the less stressful alternative to busy Wilshire Blvd to the south and hectic 3rd Street to the north (despite Google maps always suggesting 3rd Street instead — don’t do it!). I’ve ridden 6th Street so many times, it’s easy to forget to take in the treasures. One fine day, riding home after a medical appointment, I noticed lots of colorful flowers peeking through the wrought iron fencing that surrounds the La Brea Tar Pits.

Groovy Tie Dye Bloomers under the Hitchable Flounce Skirt

Stopping to appreciate the flowers 🌺

In between these rides, I did work in a bonus ride, that could be stretched to fit a few categories. I rode to my favorite bike shop to get some new tires for my commuter/adventure bike. This Bianchi Volpe had come equipped with 28mm tires that served me well for the last 2+ years, but those tires had worn down quite a bit, and after a bad wipe out on slick pavement one March morning that left me with a fractured pelvis, I had decided it was time for not just new tires, but something wider and grippier. Especially now that I have a newer, fancier Bianchi for road riding, it makes sense to turn my trusty steel Volpe into a gravel bike. I figure visiting my local bike shop counts as a social experience that helps someone, and I’ve never bought 35mm tires before, so there’s 3 categories right there! But since it’s a bit of a stretch, I’m treating this as a bonus ride.

Breathable Black Bloomers
New tires!

On the last day of May, I got in #2 and #3 by inviting a friend who had no quarantine buddy for the whole 15 months of pandemic restrictions out for a ride and to treat her to a goodie. Riding a bike is fun, and socializing is fun, but social riding is even better, especially with a friend who can appreciate a leisurely pace. Enjoying goodies together is all the more fun, which is what we did as we swung by California Donuts. I love this place because, in addition to good donuts, they serve from a window you can roll your bike up to — no locking up required. Having just watched The Donut King, I was eager for some local donuts, so I bought a box of 6: horchata, cinnamon crumb, M&M’s, Reese’s, chocolate glazed, and a cronut. Jennifer and I sampled a bit of the horchata donut, and I took the rest home to share with my hubby. Jennifer was more interested in a Thai Iced Coffee than a donut, so that was her treat. Over the next few days, my husband and I sampled the donuts. In my opinion, the cronut was the best.

I gave folks who opted to take the BikieGirl Bike Month Challenge until June 15th to turn in their ride reports, but so far, I’ve only seen one. Joni shared her 5 dares completed on the Club BikieGirl Facebook page: hooray for Joni! Some others indicated that they’d done a few, or had thought about it, so I’m thinking maybe we don’t have to limit this to Bike Month. If you’re still toying with the idea, well, it’s not that hard, and I will give you the summer to finish it up. We’ll leave the Challenge open through the end of August. Now, I double-dog-dare you!

Coffeeneuring 2020: Taking Note of the Good Things

My first few years participating in the Coffeeneuring challenge were heavily-planned exploits with carefully crafted themes. Last year, things had devolved into a matter of simply ticking the essentials off the list. Then, along comes 2020, a year that will go down in infamy for so many things, most notably a global pandemic that has thrown a monkey wrench into just about everything. Enter the official theme for this year’s challenge: One Good Thing. An excellent way to ground and focus us on an attitude of gratitude, key to managing during crazy times.

Since the challenge requires seven rides over seven weeks, the extent of my overall planning consisted of deciding I would come up with something each week that would qualify, including being open to whether or which coffee shop I might visit when I headed out on my bike. I let myself off the hook from past notions that involved extensive planning and placed greater value on only visiting coffee shops that were new to me, or making sure I ventured to different cities or parts of town with each ride. With all that is disrupted this year, and so much time spent at home, just getting out for a bike ride is a super important thing, and there’s no value in ruining it with pressure to push special rules.

Prizes from prior years (still agonizing about where to put them)

So this blog post is my control card, a full report of my sixth year completing the Coffeeneuring challenge. It is presented here so that I can link to it for my formal submission to the Chief Coffeeneur, enabling me to claim my prize. If anyone actually reads this, well, then, bless your sweet heart. If you want to check my submission against the rules, you can find those rules here.

Control No. 1: Highly Likely Cafe, West Adams, Los Angeles, California

Highly Likely Cafe is just down Jefferson Blvd from the Baldwin Hills Overlook. El Cochinito sure loves his coffeeneuring socks! And that cute bicycle print mask? I’ve been sewing these up; giving some away, and selling some on my Etsy shop (click photo to see it).
  • Date: 10/10/2020
  • Beverage: Cortado for me & Cappuccino for him (with croissants)
  • Bike ride: My beloved, also referred to as El Cochinito, had invited some of his students to meet him at the Baldwin Hills Overlook, one of L.A.’s treasures that many overlook (pun intended). More accurately, many Angelenos haven’t heard of it. It was an easy ride, except for the one steep hill, a necessary element when one seeks to ride to a view point. I knew this outing would put us in a good position to head east on Jefferson to visit Highly Likely on our return to home, one of those cafes I want to support, as I hope they can make it though the pandemic.
  • Bloomers: Crazy Daisy under Mermaid (a Nuu-Muu dress)
  • Mileage: 13.6
  • One Good Thing: Sidewalk dining is an easy solution in Los Angeles, and it allowed us to enjoy a restaurantish experience for the first time in months.

Control No. 2: Griffith Park Helipad, Los Feliz, Los Angeles, California

The Griffith Park Helipad is a great place to meet up with friends in a socially-distanced way, and to watch the sunset (and yes I’m wearing a cookie gaiter and cookie socks from Phil’s Cookie Fondo)
  • Date: 10/18/2020
  • Beverage: Reed’s Ginger Brew
  • Bike ride: A group of bike friends has a summer tradition of meeting once a week at the helipad in Griffith Park to watch the sun set while enjoying a beverage and the good company. This year, someone had the bright idea to shift it to Sundays after the sunsets start coming too early for weekday work schedules. This was the first such re-scheduled Helipad Happy Hour. An easy way to socialize outdoors and while maintaining social distance.
  • Bloomers: Pinkadot Black under a Tidepool Nuu-Muu Dress
  • Mileage: 15.4
  • One Good Thing: We may not be able to participate in the same organized group rides and events as in the past, but we can still find ways to hang with our bike friends. The helipad provides a great space for safely distanced social interactions.

Control No. 3: Franklin’s Cafe, Griffith Park, Los Angeles, California

Riding up to the Griffith Observatory via Vermont Canyon takes you along the Greek Theater and through a tunnel (today’s gaiter is brought to you by Bike Lane Uprising)
  • Date: 10/24/2020
  • Beverage: Hazelnut Latte
  • Bike ride: I have ridden up to the Griffith Park Observatory so many times, it would be impossible to count. This is my go-to ride. Most times, I ride up to the Observatory via the Crystal Springs loop to Mt. Hollywood Drive (aka Trash Truck), and sometimes I ride up Western Canyon from the Fern Dell entrance. Either way, I descend via Vermont Canyon. It’s been bugging me that I had never ascended via Vermont Canyon. It’s so fun to come down (you can hit some sweet speed on that one), that I’d assumed it must be a steep climb to go up that way. Of course, this was a deficiency I had to address: what is it really like to ride up the Vermont Canyon way? That’s what I did, and guess what? It’s not such a hard climb. Yeah, there’s a steep part, but it’s not that bad. According to Strava, there’s a 3/4 mile ascent with a grade of 7.6%. There’s a little more to it than that, but that just means you start climbing (with a lesser grade) before you get to that part. The advantage, I realized, is that by going up this stretch, instead of down, I noticed a lot more as I rode past the Greek Theater. For example, after riding past it dozens of times, I discovered a cafe that I’d never noticed before because it had always been on the opposite side of the road while I was flying downhill, with all my attention focused on the road. So that’s where I just had to get my coffee this time.
  • Bloomers: Romantic Ruby Jeweltone Bloomers under Fruit Punch Nuu-Muu
  • Mileage: 15.4
  • One Good Thing: Griffith Park is so amazing, there’s always more to discover. I’m so lucky to have this gem in my neighborhood.

Control No. 4: Zia Valentina, Fairfax Farmer’s Market, Los Angeles, California

The Original Farmer’s Market in L.A.’s Fairfax district features an old timey gas station, a delightful variety of vendors & restaurants, and is home of Zia Valentina’s Waffleshot.
  • Date: 11/3/2020
  • Beverage: Waffleshot (an affogato in a chocolate dipped edible cup)
  • Bike ride: My beloved was going to teach his classes (over Zoom) from the crepe stand at the Fairfax Farmer’s Market, a place I love to visit, and it was Election Day (who can concentrate on work during this crazy election?), so I offered to meet up with him when he was done teaching, and take this opportunity to make up for having skipped a weekend of coffeeneuring. I knew there had to be a coffee shop there I hadn’t yet tried, so I did some research. That quickly led me to the discovery of Zia Valentina and their Waffleshots. It’s a shot of espresso served in an edible waffle cone in the shape of an espresso cup. I was tempted to get the hot chocolate in the edible cup, since it was already afternoon, but the affogato (espresso over ice cream) was irresistible. By the way, those dipped cones in the shape of an espresso cup can be ordered online, in case you’re eager to give it a try at home.
  • Bloomers: Blue Denim Bloomers under Dragonfly Nuu-Muu dress
  • Mileage: 4.5
  • One Good Thing: Another treasured gem of Los Angeles is the Original Farmer’s Market, a collection of shops and restaurants that has been there since 1934. I’m so glad it’s there, and I hope these small businesses are getting enough to get them through the pandemic. I’m grateful it’s a pleasant bike ride away, even if there are no bike-friendly streets to get you there (they do have bike parking, and I just ride the sidewalks when the street traffic is too wild).

Control No. 5: Bloom & Plume, Echo Park, Los Angeles, California

Celebrating the election results with some bike friends
  • Date: 11/8/2020
  • Beverage: Mocha (with a chocolate croissant)
  • Bike ride: I reached out to a couple of bike friends I used to ride with all the time, but hadn’t seen lately, to see if they’d like to help me celebrate the election of our first female Vice President. I was curious to try a new coffee shop that was on a list of black-owned coffee shops in L.A. The Echo Park location was appealing, and leant itself to serve as the beginning or ending to a ride to Elysian Park, which I proposed to my friends. I’d mistakenly pitched Bloom & Plume to them as black-women-owned, thinking it was a great way to celebrate our black female VP-elect, only to later realize I’d confused this one, owned by a black male floral designer named Maurice Harris. So at least we can like the idea that the owner shares the new VP’s last name. We loved the place as soon as we laid eyes on it. Clearly someone with a real sense of design and color is responsible for the whole look, and I ate it up. Had to take a lot of photos here. We started out with treats and drinks here, and then meandered our way through Echo Park, alongside the Echo Park lake (but on the street because the path inside the park says “no bikes”). At the north end of the park, Lynn noted that we were close to Aimee Semple McPherson’s architecturally interesting church and, well, we just had to swing by. I enjoyed hearing Lynn’s telling of the story, as I had only had an impression that McPherson was a bit nutty and had developed a bit of a cult following and had some story involving a potentially staged death/kidnapping. Lynn described her as the founder of the Four Square Church and someone who had intentionally started her ministry in what had been a neighborhood of the poor and destitute, and who reached illiterate followers through the use of drama and theatrics. From there, we moseyed our way to Elysian Park, stopping to take in the view from Angel’s Point before riding around to the exit onto Broadway and then taking the Spring Street Bridge to Los Angeles State Historic Park, on through Chinatown and downtown L.A. on our way home.
  • Bloomers: Shimmering Sapphire Jeweltone Bloomers under Wildfire Nuu-Muu dress
  • Mileage: 16.8
  • One Good Thing: Los Angeles has so much interesting history. There is always more to learn, and it is fun to keep exploring these different neighborhoods and find out more about how they came to be.
The two interesting buildings are part of Aimee Semple McPherson’s original Four Square Church; the right column and bottom row of photos were all taken in Elysian Park (today’s mask is also from my homemade/Etsy collection)

Control No. 6: Tierra Mia Cafe, Echo Park, Los Angeles, California

After looping through downtown, exploring our all-terrain urban adventure, and then through Elysian Park, we refreshed ourselves with some of the Daily Brew at Tierra Mia.
  • Date: 11/15/2020
  • Beverage: Daily House Brew (with cream & sugar)
  • Bike ride: I know, I just rode Elysian Park last weekend, but this time I was riding with El Cochinito, and he had a hankering to ride into Elysian Park via this hilly street near our friend’s house, and he needed to first drop something off with a colleague in downtown. Thus, it made sense to enter the park from the Chinatown/Broadway side. That appealed to me as an opportunity to explore the reverse route to what I rode last week. So off we went. But no sooner had we entered the road into the park off of Broadway when we noticed the road ahead (beyond where we would turn left to follow the usual route into the park) seemed to offer a nice view, plus there was another road veering off to the left up ahead, behind a gate. I’ve never been on that road; might that need to be explored? So we explored. I imagined it might be a back road that leads to the Buena Vista viewpoint, which I don’t believe I’ve visited. We saw a lot of trash along this little road, and a few interesting characters here and there, who seemed like they might not have a typical reason to be hanging out in the park. This was definitely not a main park road, and certainly not the road to Buena Vista I’d been thinking of. I began to think about the fact that I was riding my flashy new Celeste green Bianchi and the fact that this might make me a target for bike thieves. But we just kept on riding and no one disturbed us. And then we saw the end of the road at a fence separating us from the 110 freeway. But there was a dirt walking path that paralleled the freeway, so we walked our bikes along it. And then we saw a hole in the fence that gave us access to a pedestrian walkway that runs alongside the freeway. So we rode that and continued on. And that led to a spiral stairway. We carried our bikes down that and landed at the interchange between the 110 freeway and the 5 (that’s L.A.-speak for Interstate 5). We rode further, now on a pedestrian path on the opposite side of the 110, that took us to a trashy looking stairway that led to San Fernando Road near the roundabout that offers an access point to the L.A. River Bike Path. So we rode the river path north until we found an inviting exit point that allowed us to explore a cute residential neighborhood sandwiched between the river and Riverside Drive (an area I believe is referred to as Frogtown). We came across an intriguing lot filled with rows and rows of some kind of futuristic looking sanitation vehicles we’d never seen before. A large fleet of them —- might those be called upon in the event of a chemical spill? Inquiring minds want to know. We then continued on Riverside Drive until it led us back into Elysian Park from Stadium Way. We made our way through the park and came out on Academy Road. This is where the steep road up to our friend’s house can be found. And up we went, or so we tried. Neither of us was able to bike the entire hill. We made it a little over halfway before having to walk the rest. We circled around and dropped back into the business district of Echo Park and took a right onto Sunset Blvd. At Alvarado, I noticed the Tierra Mia coffee shop, and realized this was our perfect coffeeneuring stop. And so it was.
  • Bloomers: Party Pants Bloomers under Jade Nuu-Muu dress
  • Mileage: 18.5
  • One Good Thing: That road that intrigues you, calls to you, leads you on a new adventure: Take it!
Highlights from our urban adventure

Control No. 7: Undergrind, Castle Heights/Beverlywood, Los Angeles, California

The three of us in front of our friends’ building; a peek at Lynn’s Chuck Taylors (worn in honor of VP-Elect Harris) under the table outside of Undergrind.
  • Date: 11/22/2020
  • Beverage: Dutch (dark chocolate/milk/espresso) plus shrimp & grits
  • Bike ride: I reached out to Lynn and Jennifer to see if they would like to join me on a ride to rectify the tribute to our new VP-elect by visiting a black woman-owned coffee shop. Of course, they were game. We met up at the Culver City Expo Line station and rolled over to South Robertson (or “SoRo”), just a bit north of Hamilton High School. As we rolled up, my eye caught sight of a red pick up truck painted colorfully. Then we came upon a gorgeous mural on the side of the building at the corner of Robertson & Gibson. Jennifer started exclaiming that she knew this building; that this is the building our friend (another bike person) Aubrey owns, and that this is the gallery of an artist she has met. We drooled over the mural, took pictures of our bikes in front of it, and then proceeded to Undergrind. If you like chocolate with your coffee, then you must try their Dutch, which features dark chocolate and a shot of espresso plus your favorite kind of milk. It was decadent and delicious. I’d also seen from the reviews that Undergrind is known for its shrimp & grits, and I was hungry. Those were the tastiest shrimp & grits ever, and I will definitely be going back again for more. While enjoying our goodies, Jennifer called Aubrey, and by the time we’d finished eating and drinking, along came Aubrey and his wife, Melba, the owners of the building that houses their own direct mail business and also the Barbara Mendes Art Gallery. So we got a tour of the gallery, some stories about its history, a preview of some Haitian art that was about to have an opening in the adjacent gallery space when Covid-19 came along and put those plans in limbo. Then Barbara Mendes, the artist herself, showed up and we got to learn a lot more about her amazing work. Most remarkable is a giant mural she painted that depicts, with both detailed images and Hebrew script, every verse of Leviticus. After that visit, we got back on our bikes and toured the curvy streets and beautiful homes of the Beverlywood/Castle Heights neighborhood, then circled back on the Expo bike path toward the Culver City Station where we’d met up.
  • Bloomers: Leaping Lady Leopard Bloomers under Night Nuu-Muu dress
  • Mileage: 17.7
  • One Good Thing: Nothing lifts one’s spirits like stumbling across some colorful and expressive art!
Highlights from the Barbara Mendes Gallery; Aubrey & Melba posing with Barbara Mendes (center) in front of her Leviticus piece.

And, with that, Coffeeneuring 2020 is a wrap. I hope the good folks at Coffeeneuring Central will forgive me for not using a reusable cup at most of my controls. Under COVID protocols, our local places will not fill the customer’s cup (I even remembered to bring it!), and most are using only disposable cups. As for a theme within the theme, I’d say more than one theme emerged upon reflection. Besides managing to do each ride in a different Bloomers/Nuu-muu Dress combo (I do love me some bike style), I found myself living a theme of using each coffeeneuring ride to embrace what my world offers: wonderful bike friends, a city of never-ending fascination, and delightful small businesses doing their best to endure in the face of unprecedented challenge. They are so worthy of our support.

Little tidbit: I did 6 of the 7 rides all on my gorgeous new Bianchi. Can you spot the one exception, when I rode a different bike? Extra credit if you can identify the make & model.

Obviously, there was so much more to savor about each ride than just “one good thing”. What a great way to focus on all that is good during a time when so much is not. May we hold all of it dear, remembering those who are suffering, and remind ourselves to keep doing one good thing to support someone, while also embracing one good thing we are lucky to have in our lives.

Final tidbit: here’s a photo of the interesting vehicles spotted in Frogtown. According to Google Maps, this is the location of Los Angeles Sewer Maintenance.

If these are just regular sewer maintenance trucks, why haven’t I seen them before? Do they only come out at night?

Bike Date Weekend in the OC: Exploring the Aliso Creek Trail

Last year’s bike date weekend in Ojai was so much fun, I had to plan another adventure for this President’s Day weekend. I have been drooling over posts on bike groups I see of trails all over the U.S. and beyond, making me wish I could retire now and go ride them all. Then I decided I ought to learn more about trails that are close to home. That is how I learned about the Aliso Creek Riding and Hiking Trail, an 18.5 mile trail that runs from the Laguna Hills to Rancho Santa Margarita.

The full 18.5-mile Aliso Creek Riding and Hiking Trail (map from TrailLink)

The first thing I realized when I began my planning for the trip was that I had months before registered for the L.A. Chinatown Firecracker Ride, a fun and beautiful 40-mile ride I had done for my first time last February, and this year the ride was scheduled for Saturday morning of President’s Day weekend. No problem, however, as there is a 2:00 train on Saturday afternoon from Union Station to Orange County, so I could work with that. This would get us to Mission Viejo at 3:19, leaving plenty of daylight for the 7.3 mile ride to Aliso Viejo, where I had found a hotel I could book using two free nights from Hotels.com that were about to expire. I confidently booked the room at the non-refundable rate that meant I only had to pay about $30 in taxes for the two nights at a place that had pretty good reviews.

As the trip dates drew near, however, a few different factors had me wondering if this was such a great idea. We got an unusual (albeit welcome) amount of rainfall in California this Winter, reminding us that we can’t always count on great biking weather in February. Then, just a week before the big weekend, our oldest son calls to tell us that he and his girlfriend of 10 years are going to a courthouse in Chicago on the Saturday of President’s Day Weekend to tie the knot. I had to decide whether to cancel my various plans for the weekend, or settle for throwing them a big party later. Ultimately, I decided that the celebration with family and friends would be more important than the formalities of the event.

Then my beloved El Cochinito came down with a wicked chest cold, and it didn’t seem to be clearing up. The weather forecast wasn’t encouraging, either: Sunday would be a day of rain, cold temperatures and wind gusts. That’s not great biking weather, and it’s definitely not good weather for going outside when you’re fighting a cold. We decided to keep a flexible mindset and see how things played out.

Saturday morning had to leave the house by 7ish to get to Chinatown in time to pick up my bib number, drop off my pannier packed with all I’d need for the next few days with the much-appreciated bag check, and get in position for the Firecracker Ride set to begin at 8:00. El Cochinito got up shortly before I left, and let me know he was not feeling well. We agreed to check in with each other later and decide whether to go forward with the planned bike/train adventure, stay home, or consider a modified plan.

When I got downtown everything fell into place: the bib pick-up, the bag drop off, getting into place just as the ride began, and even meeting up with some friends to ride with. The ride was as fun as I’d remembered from last year. I had friends to ride with this time, and the ride through Pasadena, on to Sierra Madre, and back via Huntington Drive does not disappoint. When we stopped at one of the rest stops during the ride, I saw a text from my son with a picture from the courthouse taken as he slipped the ring on his bride’s finger. I showed it to my friends and proudly announced that I now have a daughter-in-law!

We got back to Chinatown at 12:30, leaving us enough time for the snack and beer that were included with our ride registration. I tried to text and call El Cochinito to see how he was feeling, but no reply. Perhaps he was he sleeping? Busy coughing? I figured it wasn’t a good sign, and resigned to enjoying the festival in Chinatown and hanging with friends. Then I got his text at 12:55: “I’m leaving in 5 minutes.” So, the trip was a “go” after all!

At the finish of the Chinatown Firecracker Ride with my bike friends

I retrieved my bike and the pannier from the valet service and rode on over to Union Station to meet El Cochinito. We bought our train tickets and headed to the platform for the southbound Orange County Line. Metrolink has a weekend fare that lets you go anywhere for $10. Since the regular fare to Mission Viejo is $12, it was still a savings for just the one-way ride. Metrolink has special bicycle cars with open bays for bike parking (and also special netted bays for surfboards) on the lower level. This train had twice as many bike bays as I’d seen on other Metrolink trains, and all the passenger seating was upstairs.

Metrolink’s Bike Car; inset shows our bikes in the bay

El Cochinito explained that the way he’d been feeling throughout the morning swung between absolutely miserable and quite optimistic. Ultimately, he decided he was OK enough to at least make the trip, and decide later about how much biking he would be up for. What he had not recalled from back when we first planned this trip was that we would need to ride 7.3 miles from the Mission Viejo Metrolink station to our hotel in Aliso Viejo. I had booked a hotel that is close to the Aliso Creek Trail, not close to the train station. He was not happy to hear that.

The 7.3 miles from the Mission Viejo Station to our Hotel in Aliso Viejo

We were both happy, however, with the presence of a separated bike path right there as soon as we disembarked. We had bike path or bike lanes the entire trip. El Cochinito was noticing that his Pedego battery is not holding charge as well as it used to, so he was a little nervous about whether he had enough juice to get the whole 7.3 miles, especially on the hilly parts. It was a bit cold as well. I was feeling aware that I had already biked 48 miles earlier that day, and especially when climbing the hill to get up from the bike path into Aliso Viejo with my loaded pannier on board.

Bike path right there at Mission Viejo train station

We rolled through the utterly neo-suburban landscape of super-wide multi-lane roads and look-alike office parks, and found our hotel, the Renaissance Club Sport, which fit the description we’d seen in some of the online reviews: a large fitness center with a hotel attached. The place is nice, though, and the clerk who checked us in was utterly welcoming and kind. We were given the green light to take our bikes up to our room. While most hotels allow that, not all do, and it’s always a relief to be assured on arrival that the bikes will be secure. We were quite happy with our room; nicely appointed, with plenty of space for our bikes. El Cochinito was pleasantly surprised that the hotel was such a nice one (sometimes I go for something more on the quaint and funky side). It was a good choice for one needing some convalescence.

Our suburban hotel; plenty of room for our bikes in our room

We had no interest in going out that first night, and enjoyed some top-notch hamburgers and cocktails in the on-site restaurant, Citrus. Sunday morning, the day for which rain had been in the forecast, we woke up feeling reasonably well and aware that we had sunshine that was expected to last until about 11 or 12. That meant we had enough energy and enough time to explore the south end of the Aliso Creek Trail before the afternoon rain kicked in. We found a little donut shop at one of the nearby strip malls for breakfast, and continued on to find the trail. The Google Maps guidance for accessing the Aliso Creek Riding and Hiking Trail was rather confusing. We got to Aliso Viejo Community Park, which seemed to be near the entry point, but there were paths and sidewalks going every which way, and so we asked a local to point us in the right direction. If this confusion happens to you, just hop on any trail in the park, and it will likely lead you to the Aliso Creek Trail.

We rode a few miles on the Trail until we came to a T at a road where there didn’t seem to be any signs pointing out where the Trail resumes on the other side of the road. Turns out that we were near the entrance to the Aliso and Wood Canyons Wilderness Park (just turn right on that road and then you’ll see the park on the left). A park ranger was there, but bearing the disappointing news that the park’s trail was closed due to the recent heavy rains. He also pointed to El Cochinito’s Pedego and said that e-bikes aren’t allowed there any way (I believe this is no longer true, so check for updated regulations before you go, if taking an e-bike). The ranger suggested we head left instead and go to the Laguna Niguel Regional Park, just across the main road. He told us to turn right on the main road and then use the crosswalk up ahead, which would lead us to a bike trail.

We took his suggestion and hopped on the bike trail. Turned out to be a trail more suitable for a mountain bike. It was a narrow dirt path with some rather rocky bumps and not exactly flat. As the little trail started heading uphill even more, I told El Cochinito, “we’re single-tracking!” I wasn’t sure if this trail was within the capabilities of my relatively nimble Bianchi Volpe with its 28mm tires, not to mention El Cochinito’s commuter bike. I got nervous on the downhill part where it was a wee bit steep and muddy, so I walked it. Soon we found an adjacent paved road, and switched over to terra firma.

The park was a nice one. We followed the road as it wound past large grassy areas that featured picnic areas and volleyball courts. The volleyball courts looked quite beautiful, as the entire playing surface was filled with water, creating a nice, smooth pool with a net across the center, surrounded by ducks and geese accenting the rectangular pond. As we continued to follow the road, we came upon a sizable reservoir, and rode all the way around that. We then explored a road leading out of the park and used Google Maps to find a route back toward the hotel from there.

Laguna Niguel Regional Park

El Cochinito became intrigued by a curious Mayan-style structure we kept seeing in the distance. As we drew closer, he just had to find out what it was. It appeared to be an office building, and it was surrounded on all sides by a ginormous parking lot. The building itself sat atop a hill, and as we got closer, it seemed a bit strange. We continued on around to the front, and saw that it was the Chet Holifield Federal Building. We rode past some bollards to look at the building up close, and snapped a few photos. We then turned to leave, when a small car zoomed quickly up the front drive and came to an abrupt stop right in front of us. I was a bit frightened by the aggressive approach, and wondered what this guy’s problem was. I then realized this was a security vehicle, and out popped a rent-a-cop, who looked like a character out of a low-budget comedy.

The Intriguing Federal Building

He told us we were trespassing on government property, and asked us what we were doing there. He told us we’d been seen on camera and looked suspicious. We told him we were curious about the interesting architecture of the building and that we were just riding by. He gave a us stern scolding, and then we were on our way.

Sunday’s meandering came to about 12 miles

With that excitement behind us, we completed our trip back to the hotel. The weather had held out OK for us thus far, but the rains were clearly moving in. We planned an afternoon at a nearby shopping mall that offered restaurants and a movie theater. Rather than worry about where to park our bikes for the afternoon, we just walked from our hotel the 3/4 of a mile to the mall. We had lunch followed by a movie, “Bohemian Rhapsody,” which we thoroughly enjoyed. For the most part, we’d timed that well, missing the rain while were in the movie. It was still coming down when the movie got out, so we dashed over to a nearby Panera for some coffee until the rain had stopped.

As El Cochinito’s cold was winding down, mine was getting started. We spent the evening in our room the second night as well, and had another dinner at Citrus, the on-site restaurant. We felt grateful to have landed a hotel with a good onsite restaurant for a weekend when were weren’t interested in going out for nightlife. We ate there again for a hearty breakfast the next morning, checked out of our room, and headed for the Aliso Creek Trail again, this time heading the other direction.

After starting out on the super-wide suburban streets, the Aliso Creek Trail was a welcome respite.

The trail is interesting, as it passes through a variety of communities and parks. Some stretches provide a nice, off-street bike path, with occasional stretches along a road and taking some twists and turns. Unfortunately, there are parts where it just isn’t clear where the trail resumes after ending at an intersection or street. We got fooled by riding on what seemed to be the Trail as it turned a corner in front of Laguna Hills High School. It didn’t seem right in that, shortly after that right turn, the trail turned right again, heading back in the direction we’d started. A stop to consult Google Maps led me to believe we should have gone left instead of right at that first turn by the high school. We headed back to that intersection, and looked around for signs. None were apparent, so we started to take the bike lane heading in what seemed to be the correct direction. It was one of those bike lanes alongside a super-wide, multi-lane road, and it was heading uphill, arcing to the right, and it started to feel not quite right, so we stopped again to review the maps. All I could ascertain at that point was that we were off the trail and needed to head somewhat to our left to get back to it.

Some underpasses were still muddy from the recent rains; mostly the path runs through parks

Eventually, with some additional frustration, we managed to find our way back to the trail. As we followed it though one of the parks (Sheep Hills Park) along the way, we encountered another fork in the path that did not seem clearly marked. One sign pointed left and said “Aliso Creek”, so we went left. As it turns out, that path took us to the Aliso Creek, but the trail we were on came to a dead end after about a quarter mile.

One fork took us to a trail that seemed right up until this dead end at a wall.

I had downloaded onto my phone a map of the trail through TrailLink, but it did not provide navigational guidance. I had to keep checking back and forth between Google Maps and the TrailLink map to sort it out. That’s how I noticed that the trail does deviate from the creek for awhile. So, we turned around and went back to take the other way. Not long after that detour, we encountered a place where the trail was closed at an underpass that had been flooded. We were able to get back on the trail after patiently waiting for a chance to cross another very busy, super-wide street.

Scenes from the middle section of the Aliso Creek Trail

Other than those few points of confusion, the trail is a nice one. El Cochinito was feeling ready for a rest stop where he could plug in his Pedego battery, so we got off the trail to seek a place to stop. We ended up circling back a little ways on El Toro Road, trying not to get killed (we rode the sidewalk), and found a Starbucks in the Lake Forest area. After a hot beverage break there, I looked at the map to see how much of the Aliso Creek Trail remained: 6 miles. El Cochinito was not interested in continuing, preferring to save his energy for the ride back to the Irvine train station. I realized I had just enough time to finish the trail, so he stayed put and I got back on the trail. This last part turned out to be my favorite part of the trail. After a couple more residential areas and small parks, the path got wider and became a little more rural-ish, with fewer street crossings. I enjoyed riding along as the natural setting became more natural, with foothills in the background and lots of trees along the path.

The latter part of the trail transitions from suburban to a more rural and natural setting

I came to the end, or near the end. Again, I encountered a fork in the path where it wasn’t clear which way to go. I stayed on what seemed to be the main path, but it ended shortly thereafter at a crossing of a major road. I wondered if that was the end of the trail, or if I should have taken the other fork. I asked a mother-daughter pair I saw walking by, who’d come from that other fork in the path, if I was at the end of the trail. They told me yes (sort of), and explained that going the other way would lead to a historic building that is very interesting. I knew that was probably the way I should have gone, but if I went there, I might end up lingering too long, so I decided to save that exploration for another time, and started making my way back.

Making it to the end of the trail, and a fast, beautiful return

The ride back towards Lake Forest was fast and fun! The grade was in my favor this way, and before I knew it, I recognized the bridge I’d taken when first getting back on the trail after leaving Starbucks. It was getting cold and I started feeling a few rain drops. I stopped to put on my jacket and check with El Cochinito to see if we was still at the same Starbucks. We met up there, made a quick stop at a grocery store to grab some lunch (I had worked up a significant appetite by this time), and began our ride to the Irvine station, racing to beat the rain. The rain won, but at least we had an indoor waiting area to sit in while eating our lunches before the train arrived.

The cold, windy wait for our train at the Irvine Station

Not only was it cold, rainy and windy when it came time to head to the platform, but the elevator on the far side of the bridge to the platform was out of service. We were grateful we didn’t have to carry our bikes up the stairs to access the bridge, but carrying our bikes down on the other side was quite the challenge. Getting on the train was a welcome treat, and we were able to sit right next to the bike bay.

Happy to be on the train

It was a trip that could have been better, but also could have been miserable. For a couple of fifty-somethings fighting colds and dodging rainstorms, we managed to make the most of our weekend. The riding, the movie, the meals, the hotel, the train ride, all worked out well, and we had a delightfully good time.

A total of 26.9 miles for this day on the Aliso Creek Trail